Redheads have had to withstand their fair share of abuse throughout history–thanks largely to South Park creators and UV rays. No longer a hue to shy away from, stars like Julianne Moore and Isla Fisher have been inspiring copycats (including the likes of Rihanna) for years. And while they make up only two percent of the population, fiery celebrities of the ginger persuasion have been everywhere in 2013.
Okay, so we don’t actually know if Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have actually broken up or not. Maybe Richard Branson‘s island exerts mysterious influences on people, Lost-style. While we hope Haylor lasts unto eternity, forever and ever amen, we would be remiss if we didn’t point out that there are plenty of other fish in the sea for TSwift. Fish with boyish laughs and beautiful hair and emotional issues just begging to be memorialized in song. Fish like…
Happy birthday, Taylor Swift! I hope you don’t mind that our presents get to you a little late. We’ve been having a hard time coming up with what to get the girl who has everything. That’s why we asked some of the guys performing with you at the Jingle Ball last week. They gave us some great ideas!
“Harry!” suggested Harry Styles‘ One Direction bandmate Liam Payne. But it looks like you’ve already got that one. Here you are, earlier today celebrating your 23rd bday with Harry in the Lake District of England: