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The 25 Sexiest Celebrity Santas: 2011 Edition!

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Christmas time is here again, FABLifers! And with it comes another edition of the Sexiest Celebrity Santas! Yes, it’s your chance to see your favorite stars still managing to look super hot despite the fact that they’re wearing red crushed velvet and goofy hats. Trust us, you wouldn’t mind sitting on these Santas’ laps. We’ve [...]

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Stop Staring At Beyonce’s And Jessica’s Heaving, Pregnant Bosoms!

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We’re noticing a trend among celeb bloggers and journalists these days — and by the way, kids, in the biz, we declare three of anything a “trend”: Everyone is obsessed with boobs. Weird, right? Actually, I mean they’re obsessed with the growing mammary glands of famous pregnant ladies. Mammary glands like these: Which, yeah, Jessica [...]

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Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant And Punny

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I know, America. Between Kris and Kim’s divorce and this announcement, today’s celebrity news is Obvs 101. But Jessica Simpson deserves points for creativity. She knows that we know. But she also knows that we know that nothing’s real until she tweets it or sells the story to a magazine. She opted for tweeting “!!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!!” [...]

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Is That A Baby Bump, Jessica Simpson?

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Yes, it certainly looks like it is, Jessica Simpson. Rumors have been rife about Jessica being pregnant, and some “sources” have gone so far as to reveal what sort of cravings she’s been having (nachos dipped in chocolate). She reportedly sold the story to OK! for half a million dollars, and the story is said [...]

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Rumors We Hate: Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Reportedly On Hold

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Trouble in paradise? Because this sounds pretty fishy to us. Jessica Simpson‘s wedding to Eric Johnson is on hold according to sources. Not off, note, just put on a back burner as one insider claims, “he wedding isn’t off. It’s just on hold while Jessica sorts out some of the details.” Apparently, Jess is getting [...]

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The Sisters Simpson Turn Tweeny Fashion Co-Designers

Big sis is already some sort of a fashion mogul, so it’s natural that the younger sibling would jump on board. Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are co-designing a fashion line of tween clothing which will be part of the Jessica Simpson Collection. Run, young ‘uns, RUN AWAY! We kid. Kinda. Between Jessica’s really whack wardrobe [...]

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Celebrities Get Sexy At US Magazine Hot Hollywood Style Issue Party

Just the name of this party itself would give us stress! Imagine the pressure to look, well, hot, at the Us Magazine Hot Hollywood Style Issue bash. Some stars caved, like Lauren Conrad, who needs to fire her entire entourage — hairdresser, stylist and make-up artist — stat. Her bun looks heavier than her whole [...]

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Jessica Simpson And Fiance Eric Johnson Get Their Party On

Wow, we had kind of forgotten about these two! But they’ve nudged their way back on to our radar. We couldn’t resist these photos of Jessica Simpson and her fiance, Eric Johnson looking a little worse for wear while exiting the Whiskey Mist night club in London around 2.30 in the morning. They got into [...]

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Jessica Simpson Pauses Parenthood, Accepts Wedding Proposal, Resumes Parenthood

rnrnJust like US Weekly reminds us each and every week, stars really are just like us! Except, of course, way richer. And sometimes, mind you, also slothier and less romantic.rnrnWe speak, of course, of the newly engaged Jessica Simpson, the eternally classy dame that recently debuted her ruby engagement ring during an autograph signing session [...]