We were wondering when Katherine Heigl would speak up about the hot tub incident (this is considering she has an opinion about everything). What’s that you’re saying? Oh right… not the hot tub incident, but the hello- Katherine Heigl bikini incident.

When K.H. and hubby Josh Kelley‘s neighbors called the cops on them for disturbing the peace and such, the couple – clad only in their bathing suits – dealt with the po-po outside their Los Angeles home. While Kelley – dressed in board shorts – seemed kinda ineffectual in dealing with the men-in-blue, Katherine apparently charmed them with her two-piece, curves and sass. Once she appeared it was hasta la vista, police.

Katie is blaming the neighbor, of course, telling Ryan Seacrest, “It’s such a bummer. Everyone else in the neighborhood is so awesome. This guy is always screaming at us.” Hold.The.Bus. Screaming? At la Heigl? Totally can’t see that happening, because we feel like she has the best death-stare on the planet. Who would dare?

Heigl related that she and Kelley had slipped into the hot tub for some romance-central after putting their daughter to bed around 8.30. Don’t get your panties in twist though, as she added, “We were totally just making out. It was so PG, we’re not idiots!” Either way, the neighbor began “screaming at us to go inside. And I’m like, ‘I’ve had enough of this. This is ridiculous, this is harassment!’”

They called security, who had the cops stop by the crazy neighbor’s mansion and then went to the couple’s residence. According to Heigl, “At that point we were a couple cocktails in.”  That sounds more like it. We’re hoping she get’s a bit crazy as opposed to constantly uptight!

She’s also amused by the bikini photos and videos going viral, saying, “… We are the most boring couple in Hollywood and [this is] the most scandalous thing we’ve ever done! We are the most mellow people ever. Maybe I’ll have six friends over and they’ll leave by 11 — that’s the worst party I’ve ever had.”

Can we get an invite?

[Photo: Splash News Online]