This Life & Style headline about Rihanna being the real reason behind Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s breakup made us chuckle … at first. We really have a hard time believing that RiRi and Justin were seeing each other as far back as 2010 — when the Biebs looked practically prepubescent (no offense) — as L&S claims. (It’s much more believable now, though; have you seen these abs?)
Sorry, folks, our lawyers won’t let us post the actual photo in question here, but you know how to click links, so hop over to ONTD for a second and come back here to discuss what the heck is going on with Justin Bieber and his roaming hands. Or not. According to Gawker, this photo was originally posted on Bieber’s fan site and was taken at a fan meet and greet. He may have accidentally grabbed her boob as he was going in for a hug, she may have asked him to grab her boob and he obliged, OR he may have taken a cheap feel because he’s Justin Bieber. Or there’s also option 4: This is another faked photo in a grand tradition of faked Bieber photos.
Update: OK, so Jocelynn, the supposed subject of the supposed groping is on Twitter, and told her followers that Bieber never touched her boob, that it just looks like that in the photo.
IM DYING HAHAHAHHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN'S TOUCHING MY BOOB IN THE PICTURE AHAHAHAHHA I CANT
Still, we maintain that this could all be a big fake. It’s happened before. Last week, a photo of Biebs holding hands with Kylie Jenner was proved to be a doctored old pic of him and Selena Gomez. There was the prank he pulled last year, in advance of his “Beauty and the Beat” video, in which he claimed a laptop had been stolen and released a suspicious nude pic. Read more…
Oh Justin Bieber! Not a day goes by where we don’t laugh at the many, many scandals that drop in your lap. Like the one reported by Radar today, in which you allegedly cheated on Selena Gomez with a 22-year-old nursing student named Milyn “Mimi” Jenson after smoking a bunch of pot. According to the site, Bieber retired to the Four Seasons with Jenson and rapper pal Lil Twist on December 21…before his split from Selena was a done deal. “Justin surprised her by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body,” their source claims, after which they totally did it. While Radar emphasizes the “debauchery-filled” details of the evening, the whole thing sounds pretty normal and lame as infidelities go…provided it’s true, of course. Remember Mariah Yeater, the fan who claimed she was pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby for months? Except no, of course she wasn’t? That’s all we’re saying.
Over on TMZ, the Justin Bieber gossip gets significantly less sexy. According to Nortth Carolina radio host Colette Harrington, Bieber and his posse mocked her in the Ritz-Carlton gym, telling her to “shut the f— up” when she counted reps out loud and, even worse, spat blue Gatorade into her water bottle. “I did not look at my water bottle before taking a drink,” Harrington confirmed in case you were wondering, but plans to sell the bottle to benefit her local Ronald McDonald House. Of course, Harrington never actually saw Justin Bieber spit into her water bottle or knew for certain who he or his friends were talking to; Justin’s rep has since denied the allegations. On the other hand…you just know someone is going to buy that disgusting backwash-filled water bottle. Ronald McDonald House: 1. Justin Bieber: 0.
Woah! Is this a reference to ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber? Selena Gomez has us all in a loop! She performed “Cry Me a River” — which is like the poster song for breakups — at a UNICEF Benefit Concert at the Best Buy theater in New York and looked lovely, we might add. But before singing the song, she told the audience, “I’ve been through a lot the past few months. It’s been weird and sad and cool.” And then right before she started she added, “This song definitely speaks to me.” Was that a subliminal message about the Biebs? The thing is, for such a poignant song to sing, she looked totally happy afterwards. Flowers and her hair, et al. We’d like you to take a look at this and tell us what you think. Is this just one of those songs that you sing when you’re making a statement — it was done acoustically. Or was this a message specifically about Bieber? Vote and let us know.
Between getting accused of stealing a credit card to purchase a penis pump, allegedly deafening a woman with an aluminum gondola (no, we will not let that go) and fathering a stranger’s fictitious baby, Justin Bieber has been on the receiving end of some pretty hysterical lawsuits this year. The new lawsuit claiming he assaulted one of his former bodyguards, however? Significantly less so. According to TMZ, Moshe Benabouhas allegedly accused the “Beauty And A Beat” singer of assault and battery after Justin allegedly “punched him in the chest multiple times during a disagreement about how to handle a member of Bieber’s entourage.” Interestingly, this is the same security guard who brawled with a paparazzo in February of last year; he was let go in October 2012. Man, things get really intense when you hang with Bieber. We thought the worst you’d have to worry about would be all the horrible beef jerky and Mountain Dew farts.
Sadly, this isn’t the first time the Biebs has been accused of Hulking out on someone. As you might recall, he got sued by a paparazzo back in May; Justin allegedly got physical after the photographer pursued him and Selena Gomez through Calabasas, California. Benabou is also seeking $420,000 worth of unpaid overtime, but sources claim he is merely “disgruntled employee looking for money.” Ah, but can’t it be both? It’s probably both. Or just one. We don’t want to argue about it! Justin’s tiny fists would shatter us like glass!
Apparently it all went down on December 30th, when the couple were vacationing in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for the New Years holiday.”They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider close to the pair told Us Weekly. In fact, she stormed out of the villa and flew back home to Los Angeles, leaving poor Biebs without a New Years kiss! We have a feeling that he found someone happy to help out. However, a friend insists that he’s understandably blue about his single status. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” they say, even citing it as the reason for his recent “acting out,” which we take to mean “smoking the reefer.”
Awww, poor guy. He’s a wreck without ya, Selena! Give him another shot. We’ve assembled a list of your five cutest moments to try and reignite the spark!
Okay, so we don’t actually know if Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have actually broken up or not. Maybe Richard Branson‘s island exerts mysterious influences on people, Lost-style. While we hope Haylor lasts unto eternity, forever and ever amen, we would be remiss if we didn’t point out that there are plenty of other fish in the sea for TSwift. Fish with boyish laughs and beautiful hair and emotional issues just begging to be memorialized in song. Fish like…
Last week wasn’t the best for Justin Bieber: After a paparazzo was killed trying to capture photos of a driver he thought was Bieber, photos of the 18-year-old smoking a blunt made their way to TMZ. So it was a pretty good time for the singer and his PR team to turn up the charm and hype some positive stories. First up, he sent out a tweet on Saturday morning that seemed to be an apology for his alleged pot-smoking.
In a turn-of-events that should give everyone in the celebrity gossip industry pause, TMZ reports that deceased photographer Chris Guerra was allegedly tailing Justin Bieber‘s car yesterday because he was convinced he had seen Justin smoking pot and driving. As if this whole story didn’t make our minds hurt already, their source holds Bieber partly to blame for Guerra being fatally struck by a car while taking photos, claiming “the singer’s reckless driving history and alleged pot smoking” were too tempting a story to pass up.
Meanwhile, Justin himself offered words of condolence to Guerra’s family and friends today. “While I was not present nor directly involved with this tragic accident, my thoughts and prayers are with the family of the victim,” he said in a statement. “Hopefully this tragedy will finally inspire meaningful legislation and whatever other necessary steps to protect the lives and safety of celebrities, police officers, innocent public bystanders and the photographers themselves.” As for Miley Cyrus’ outraged Twitter comments in defense of Bieber, TMZ’s source declared, “Good Christians that I know … don’t throw stones at people who get killed.” Yes, there is not one aspect of this story that does not make our hearts shrivel up like a bunch of sad raisins.