by (@hallekiefer)

Britney’s Other Ex-Husband Calls Her Engagement “Fake”

Let’s all say it at once: if only BritBit had married the other Jason Alexander. George might have called Britney Spears’ engagement to Jason Trawick “fake,” but at least he’d have the decency to do it behind her back/ while enjoying some delicious rice pudding with Jerry at the diner. Spears’ real-life ex, however has gone directly to the media with his allegations. “I know everyone wants me to be happy about this, but I am not,” Alexander told Us about his ex-wife’s impending nuptials. “I think it’s fake and I think people are afraid to say it.” To be fair, we’re guessing the man who was married to Britney for less than three days would know from fake. Can we get KFed in here to show the boy how to act right?

This isn’t the first time Britney’s first husband has gone after after Trawick, either. Last December Jason Alexander even alleged domestic violence; “Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare,” he told Star. “Sort of a nice way to sew it all up she marries her handler,” Husband #1 snarks now, referring to Trawick’s former role as Spears’ manager. “That way she always has someone controlling her. It’s sort of sad.” Can we as a culture just collectively agree to pretend she married the other Jason Alexander? Just change Britney’s Wiki article and our children will never know the difference!

 

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by (@katespencer)

K-Fed Demands More Of Britney’s Bills

Britney Spears Kevin Federline

Big surprise – the famous freeloader otherwise known as Kevin Federline is apparently demanding even more cash from his ex-wife Britney Spears. “Kevin has blown through millions of dollars,” a source revealed to the National Enquirer. “When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets.”

Just what does his superstar lifestyle entail? He apparently spends $2000 a month on food alone, and can’t afford all the bodyguards, nannies and housing that he grew accustomed to as Mr. Britney Spears. “Kevin can’t afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up (his home),” says the spy. The $40,000 a month he supposedly snags from Spears just isn’t cuttin’ it anymore!  [MSNBC. Photo: GettyImages]