This video really disturbs us. Lady Gaga‘s in Romania right now on tour, and yesterday was in a weird incident which involves one of her bodyguard’s and a fan. Basically, Gaga was walking out of her hotel — the Hilton — towards a waiting phalanx of press, when a fan rushed her for an autograph in the lobby. We get she’s a pop star, but he clearly had a pen and a paper in his hands and while his behaviour may have been ardent, we feel her bodyguards reaction was too extreme. The bodyguard literally takes down the fan and throws him against the revolving doors. Gaga looks startled but is quickly ushered away by another member of her security team. The fan was literally held down till Gaga exited and then released. He looks pretty dazed and leaves the hotel really quickly. Look, we’re all for safety. It’s a crazy world out there and the fan shoudn’t have rushed Gaga like that. But we’re wondering if that’s an excuse to be beat down in that manner? And left pinned down on the floor like an insect? We’re a bit torn about this one. Do you agree with how the bodyguard reacted? Or do you think it was a bit on the excessive side? Watch the video above and let us know.
After a days of teasing fans that she’d show off her September Vogue cover — her second appearance on the front of the mag — with such endearing tweets as “Don’t worry I’ve been txting Wintour all morning trying to get that cover queens. next im sending bagels to VOGUE (complex carbohydrate war),” Gaga finally posted the image and an inside photo, by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, on her LittleMonsters.com site at midnight. “SHH DONT TELL TWITTER/ SEPT ISSUE OF VOGUE MAGAZINE/ Sorry Anna but the underground kids deserve it. bisous!” she wrote on her social networking site, but somehow we think she wasn’t exactly going against the editrix’s wishes by sharing this sneak peek, especially since the time stamp on the same images on Vogue.com read 11:01 p.m. Technicalities. Anyway, while Gaga joked on LittleMonsters and Twitter that she was either channeling “fozzibear” or Ru Paul, with her giant blond cloud of hair and hip-hugging magenta Marc Jacobs gown, we think she looks like a fierce grand dame of fashion. (And OK, we know she’s probably talking about her friend’s dog Fozzibear, but we prefer to imagine a Muppet rivalry going on between her old VMA date Kermit and the piano-playing comic dog.) It somehow gives her the air of an older diva who owns the world. The inside pic, by contrast, in which she’s wearing nothing but a fuzzy magenta Steven Jones hat, shows Gaga looking very young and innocent, like a young maiden in a Renaissance portrait.
In case forcing the crew of The Canyon to take off their clothes before her nude scene hadn’t convinced you, this rumor confirms what we’ve long suspected: Lindsay Lohan must be so much fun to hang out with, other celebs quickly forget about all her arrests. And her car accidents. And I Know Who Killed Me. According to the New York Post, Lilo has allegedly been cast in an upcoming music video from Lady Gaga‘s new album ARTPOP. Seeing as how the news emerged only days after Lohan spent the night hanging out with Gaga at the Chateau Marmont, maybe Lindsy should book a whole bunch of celebrity sleepovers! Not in a filthy way, you pervs. We mean in a Boogle-playing, Chex mix-eating, Poltergeist-watching kind of way. Oh wait, that’s starting to sound sexy too. Hmmm….
So maybe Lindsay did get Gaga her part as La Chameleon in Robert Rodiguez‘s Machete Kills like we postulated. Tit for tat, ya’ll! Anyway you slice it, Lindsay’s innate awesomeness must have played a big part in landing her the role, considering the fact Lady G could have any actress she wanted star in her videos. Gaga could have someone build a time machine, travel back to the ’50s and bring back Marilyn Monroe if she really wanted to! Marilyn probably wouldn’t be as much fun at a sleepover, though; she’d be too busy screaming at having been kidnapped through time.
[Photo: Lady Gaga's Twitter]
Follow that unicorn/ On the road to love! Also, follow her to the store where she bought those faaaaaaaaabulous teal centaur pants. “transforming….,” Lady Gaga tweeted along with two photos of herself as a lip-bitingly fierce Gagacorn. We all just imagined what it would be like to be those back legs, right? We cannot wait until genetic engineering gets a little bit more advanced and Gaga can make this look a reality. Personally, we’re going to go with the protruding lizard spine from “Bad Romance.” Oh, or those jutting face horns from “Born This Way”? Luckily, we have plenty of time to decide!
While E! Online attributes to the equine images to photographer Steven Klein, Gaga’s Twitter link seems to reveals that the pictures were actually a labor of love by a fan and littlemonster.com member by the name of Alli. Either way, Gaga would be a fool not to use this hotness as an inspiration. Hmmm, what Born This Way song has Gaga yet to film a video for…wait a minute, is there seriously no “Highway Unicorn” video yet? We are begging Gaga to utilize this perfection. She already went mermaid for “You And I.” This look seems like a nature next step. Or four. See what we did there?
The only thing hotter than the weather this sweltering July was our Twitter feed! Celebrities of every stripe were tweeting teasingly scandalous photos that were not always safe for work (unless you work for VH1 Celebrity, in which case, it’s cool). It seemed like there were more super sexy skin-filled Twitpics in July than in the rest of 2012 combined! Maybe it’s global warming?
Selena Gomez modeled a selection from her new bikini style line, while Adrianne Curry modeled her BDSM-inspired Comic-Con outfits. Rihanna tweeted so many sun-drenched photos from her never-ending Mediterranean vacation that we’re starting to imagine that we were there. Some celebs, like Aubrey O’Day, Heidi Klum and, of course, Coco, tweeted up-close and personal pics of their favorite body parts (spoiler alert, it was usually boobs or butts) and reps from the Kardashian Klan went more for the full body shots. The Spears sisters both weighed in with bangin’ bikini shots of their own, and High School Musical soul sisters Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens did the same.
We had hot moms like Jada Pinkett-Smith, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Alba. And Kris Humphries’ rumored GF Myla Sinanaj shared a pic to prove she’s gonna be a hot mom in the near future. And of course models like Candice Swanepoel, Bar Refaeli and Tyra Banks turned even the most humble Instagrams into glam shots worthy of GQ and beyond. If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the gallery below. But if you want the sexiest Twitpics of July 2012, you’re in the right place!
Earlier this month, we heard stories about Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey striking up a friendship and having a little slumber party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. We kind of shrugged it off as one of those fever dreams we have after writing too many blog posts. Also, they were reportedly just playing board games and watching old movies, so we really didn’t believe it. But yesterday, Gaga posted pics from their ladies’ night on her LittleMonsters.com site.
We all love it when Madonna throws her personal brand of ice-cold shade, but this whole situation is getting out of control. “I’m glad I could help her write it,” Madge smirked during a Brazilian TV interview, after being asked her opinion of Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way.” Ah, the chill! It burns! Seeing as how we’ve heard this exact snark before, we guess Madge is content to openly rip on Gaga whenever it amuses her? Seriously, how many times has Madonna actual brought up the “Born This Way”/’Express Yourself” beef in public? We tallied them up, and the number is starting to get absurd:
We always sort of hope we’ll never see Lady Gaga doing anything we do. Going to the laundromat, being on-time to a dental appointment, shopping for toilet paper while wearing Crocs: that’s stuff for people like us to be seen doing in public. Which is why Lady Gaga’s perfectly normal, unquestionably average dinner date with on-again, off-again boyfriend Taylor Kinney at her father’s New York restaurant Joanne is a borderline let-down. We know Gaga isn’t obligated to play a piano made of human hair while wearing a latex Victoria wedding dress at all times. We just…we just like it when she does.
We’ll give girl some leeway, though; she was kind enough to play one of the tracks from her upcoming album last night after some New York City fans swarmed her car. You can try and see if you can actually hear any of the song, which was posted online by at least one little monster, but there is too much background to guarantee for sure it’s a banger. On a related note, if we ever yell, “Listen to my CD” over a new Lady Gaga track, someone lock us inside that hair piano and throw away the key, for real.
Here are a couple of things we know about Lady Gaga that link to what we’re going to say about her new campaign for her fragrance, Fame. Firstly, she’s very proud of her body. No one would walk around in BDSM-inspired gear if they weren’t sure that their butt and boobs had gravity roundly beat. Secondly, Fame includes ingredients like tears of belladonna, crushed heart of tiger orchidea and black veil of incense. It doesn’t seem to contain any “blood or semen.” Now, with a lead-up like that, we had a feeling that the fragrance’s campaign would have to be pretty … special. With a healthy dose of NSFW. We were right. Mother Monster tweeted a look at what the advertisement is going to look like, writing, “Photo by STEVEN KLEIN. The First Ever Black Eau de Parfum. Model: Lady Gaga.” Right before she unveiled the shot, she also tweeted, “i won’t lie I’m a bit nervous. its been a while since i’ve shared some work with you. But i’m so proud of Steven+I, we really did not sleep!” It’s basically a be-masked Gaga, totally naked, with little men crawling all over her body. Risque? Not for Lady Gaga, we think. But what’s your take?
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If you thought that Lady Gaga’s butt was all you were going to see of her, all the time, you were pretty darn wrong. Because her behind is not enough, people. Gaga wants you to see — which means, worship — all of her. While she wears BDSM inspired gear? Okay, we don’t know what we’re even saying anymore because we’re totally flabbergasted at Gaga’s choice of outfit worn to have dinner at Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills. And this is Gaga we’re talking about, so it would have to be a really freaky outfit for us to get … freaked out. So let’s try to deconstruct this one. She’s got her regular gazillion inch Alexander McQueen platforms on, as per usual. But the rest of her is a completely sheer stocking, worn over a sheer bra and a leopard print thong, trussed up by leather bondage strips criss-crossed all over her body? Have we got it? Oh yeah, and a belt. We have a couple of very logical questions about this.
1. How many people did this take to put on?
2. How does Lady Gaga pee in this?
3. If the stockings start laddering, she’s left with what on? Leather strips, a thong and that belt?
4. Where’s Taylor Kinney?
5. Why, Gaga? Why?
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