Of course it was the women folk who caused the Chris Brown/Drake fight! It’s always the ladies that start smashing bottle over obscene notes written about Rihanna. “Chris and Drake, them two was there, but it’s other people that be around that take s— to the next level,” Meek Mill told XXLMag about the now notorious nightclub brawl. “Things just happen in the club. I seen girls in there throwing bottles, all types of s—. All types of people. I never seen Chris Brown or Drake throw a bottle and I was there.” Interestingly, Mill’s claim seems to contradict Breezy’s lawyer Mark Geragos, who claimed last Friday, “I turned over evidence that clearly demonstrates that it is Drake who instigated all of this. I think it’s clear that the cops view Chris, (bodyguard) Pat and (girlfriend) Karrueche as victims.” So are we to believe that Drake has some sort of army of bottle-hurling lady fighters he can dispatch at will? We’ll believe that right now if we have to! Knowing Drake, that is more than plausible.
Meanwhile, the club that hosted the brawl has been shut down. In an article by the New York Observer, (entailed “What Rihanna Hath Wrought,” because of course. That woman must have caused all this trouble despite the fact she wasn’t even there), NYPD spokesperson Paul J. Browne is quoted as saying that Club W.i.P. is currently “closed as a result of several violations in a stipulation agreement that was made by the owners and the N.Y.P.D.” So did that stipulated agreement say that at no time will a militia of bottle-throwing girl warriors be deployed into the V.I.P. section? If not…something to think about for next time, everybody.
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