It’s come to our attention recently that there are quite a few hot Ryans roaming the earth, with their abs and their grills and their Hey Girls and their father-son soccer games and their cute dates with Blake Lively. You know the ones: Lochte, Reynolds, Phillippe, Gosling…and yet there are more who deserve our love! Lesser-known Ryans, Ryans of decades past, Ryans with the last name of Seacrest – how can so many famous men fit under one two-syllable moniker?
We have chosen our favorites for The 10 Hottest Ryans of All Time (hand-picked by VH1-er and Ryan Expert, Kate Spencer) for your viewing pleasure below. They are in order from 10-1 because if there’s one thing these Ryans deserve, it is to be ranked! Onward.
Audrina Patridge and boyfriend Ryan Cabrera may have looked happy at her birthday party earlier this month, but People says there’s been trouble in paradise—and Audrina is moving on. “She ended things about a week ago,” says their source. “There were issues in their relationship. But a lot comes from his partying ways.” This from Audrina, queen of the bikini bashes? Don’t tell us she’s just attending all those parties for the money!
Though Ryan has already been spotted chatting up lookalikes, the crooner may not have given up on his second chance at a reality show star sidepiece. “He still wants to work things out,” says another source. Considering how little we heard about him after his split with Ashlee Simpson until now, we can’t blame him.
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Please tell us this is what The Audrina Show will be like. Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday at Liquid Pool in Las Vegas, joined by boyfriend Ryan Cabrera (who wouldn’t take his wool-knit cap off for some reason) and a bevvy of shirtless, splashing sillybillies. “So funny to look back on what u planned, when u turn 25!” she wrote on her Twitter. “Lol married/kids etc.. hahah nope :(” Sounds like that supersoaker is filled with tears! Ponder your own failed hopes and dreams while surfing the gallery below.
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Laugh all you want, Audrina Patridge haters, but when was the last time you were paid to soak in a hot tub? The bikini-clad Hills star hosted a party at the Wet Republic in Las Vegas Saturday. Beats working, right? Only, this is work for Miss Patridge. Hate on or celebrate with the lady in the gallery below—we’re just glad a shirtless Ryan Cabrera wasn’t blocking the view.
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If Audrina Patridge is rattled by stalker Zachary Loring‘s impending felony case, she wasn’t showing it Tuesday, walking around West Hollywood with her friends and catching lunch with now-public boyfriend Ryan Cabrera. But after seeing Loring’s actions in court yesterday, it’s clear she’s better off with this guy behind bars.
In the clip, Loring tries to contradict his lawyer’s plea of “not guilty.” When the judge tells him to be quiet, the accused stalker flicks his tongue, flips the bird, and launches a “sieg heil.” The defense attorney repeats an objection to the presence of a camera in the courtroom, while Loring asks either the lawyer or the judge “how many donuts did you eat to day? Did you have bacon sprinkles on it?” Complaining they’re “wasting [his] f—in’ time,” he mimes jerking off to the camera—at which point the judge consents to turning the machine off. Aww!
Watch the video after the jump.
Audrina Patridge may have only rocked out for the camera with Constantine Maroulis backstage at Rock Of Ages last weekend, but the New York Daily News reports Patridge was really getting her groove on with Ashlee Simpson‘s old serenader, Ryan Cabrera. Though they were spotted “holding hands and getting very cozy” during the show, the pair then refused to pose together when they visited Constantine and company afterwards. Too bad somebody squealed!
We’re not sure why these two wouldn’t want to make their happiness known, but it might have something to do with Cabrera’s on-again/off-again relationship with heiress Lydia Hearst, which was supposedly rekindled earlier this month. How does Ryan get so much action? It’s been five years since he had a top 40 hit, but these ladies apparently have a great memory.
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