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NBC Exec Threatens Revenge On Speidi

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While the ongoing drama over Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quitting—and returning to—and quitting—and returning to—I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! may just be an orchestrated attempt to win attention and increase ratings…they’re doing a damn good job of it. NBC exec Paul Telegdy told Ryan Seacrest that the pair are indeed returning to the show, but that revenge will be had. Oh yes, revenge will be had.

They are everything that’s wrong with America…they are insincere, lazy, entitled and they claim the devil has possessed them. They are back and this time they are contrite…yeah right. What they don’t realize is that they are now going to be examined and their value system utterly deconstructed.

They are going to spend the night somewhere in isolation and guarded with lots of surprises…but not traditional reality [stunts]. These people really are going to bare their souls.

We’ve already seen them shoved in a dark room full of rats, bats and insects and covered in eel gunk—what are they going to do now, waterboard them? Call in Dick Cheney? And now the Red Cross is no longer taking Spencer’s “charity,” is there any reason for him to be on the show aside from our desire to see him suffer excruciating pain?

Not that that isn’t reason enough. We’re just saying.

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Spencer And Heidi Quit I’m A Celebrity—For Real!

TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have quit I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!—for real this time—following Monday’s live debut. As seen last night, Pratt and Montag have already threatened to leave twice, only to return after meeting with NBC executives. We won’t have to wait long to find out what happened, though—the show is on four nights a week.

If Speidi have truly flown the coop, it could spell trouble for the show. Even Janice Dickinson (Janice. Dickinson.) seemed reasonable compared to the Pratts, who dominated the show with their crying, screaming and rain dancing. Hopefully Janice and Steven Baldwin can pick up the slack! Maybe Sanjaya will turn into a werewolf.

Check out more of Speidi’s potentially brief time on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! after the jump.

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