Hell hath no fury like a dork scorned. Film freaks are at half mast upon learning that Megan Fox‘s promised topless scene in Jennifer’s Body—the only reason a non-Diablo Cody fan would be excited about the upcoming horror comedy—was nowhere to be seen at a recent sneak preview. A writer on JoBlo believes that a close-up lesbian kiss featuring Fox has been added as “a kind of apology” to fans “for not giving up the real goods (no Megan Fox boobage).” No boobage? Sounds like the studio is going for the same PG-13 rating that helped Cody’s Juno become such a hit. They better hope female audiences aren’t turned off by the horror, because boys may stick to internet pin-ups out of protest. [Defamer]