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Total Recall‘s Three-Boobed Hooker … REVEALED!

Total Recall's New Three-Breasted Hooker, Kaitlyn Leeb, Appears at Comic-Con 2012

One of this summer’s most anticipated films is the Total Recall reboot, which stars Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel. We don’t have any expectations that this film is going to top the gonzo 1990 original directed by the legendarily crazed Paul Verhoeven, but we were excited to recently hear that director Len Wiseman made the wise* decision to stay faithful to the original in some very important regards. Namely, the inclusion of the three-boobed hooker!

Sadly, we didn’t make it to the Total Recall panel discussion at Comic-Con last weekend but, thankfully, the ever vigilant paps at Splash just released pictures of the brand new, soon-to-be-infamous three-breasted prostitute, played by an actress named Kaitlyn Leeb. The IMDB has her credited in the film as “Seductive Woman”, but we’re pretty sure everyone will be referring to her as the three-boobed hooker for the next few months at least. The movie is rated PG-13, so you probably won’t be getting a glimpse of exactly what you saw in the original, but since we’re a family publication, we put the borderline NSFW pictures of her after the jump, just in case your boss happens to walk by.
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