Dear Universe: in case you had somehow forgotten, Lindsay Lohan isn’t just some super-freckly nude Playboy model and/or frequently participant in our nation’s judicial system. She is first and foremost a legitimate actress! As a reminder, Lilo casually let photogs get a glimpse of the screenplay she’s reading while arriving with Ali Lohan at New [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Allegedly “Went Well,” Ali Tags Along
Well, it looks like this Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot is really happening, at least according to her mom. And who doesn’t want their mother talking to the press about their nude magazine pictorial? Anyone? Anyone? “The photo shoot went well,” Dina Lohan reported to X17online after photographers snapped photos of Lilo entering the Playboy Mansion [...]
Ali Lohan Busts Out New Face For Fault Magazine Cover
Ali Lohan’s face, and the plastic surgery allegations it inspired last month, had us kind of concerned about the younger Lohan’s modeling career. How would she keep booking gigs if she looked like a new strong-browed woman at every single shoot? Luckily, Ali Lohan’s Fault Magazine cover has her looking infinitely more modelicious than we [...]
Lindsay Lohan Mistaken For Donatella Versace At Fashion Show
Ooof. Well this is awkward. Lindsay Lohan caused quite a stir when she arrived at Cythia Rowley’s New York fashion show on Friday night. But unlike Nicki Minaj, it wasn’t because of what she was wearing. Hell, it wasn’t even because she was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently it’s because people thought she was 55-year old fashionita [...]
Lindsay Lohan Claims Sister Ali Hasn’t Had Plastic Surgery
Despite the fact that the before and after shots clearly look like two entirely different people, Ali Lohan‘s older sister Lindsay (you all remember Lindsay) claims that the young model hasn’t had any plastic surgery done. “She has never,” she told E! News. Well, that’s settled. Lindsay would never lie about anything, right? Another source [...]
Ali Lohan Scores Multi-Year Modeling Contract
Seeing as how most of us assumed she’d be pregnant or wearing an ankle monitor or pregnant and wearing an ankle monitor by now, Ali Lohan’s modeling contract comes as a big victory for those in the Lohan clan still interested in having a paying job. “In fashion, Ali will set herself apart as a [...]
Lindsay Lohan Just Wants Relax In A Bikini In Peace, Please
According to her Twitter, Lindsay Lohan is in Miami “working.” Said the actress this weekend, in her best Yoda impression: “Been working in miami, long day, tired girl i am.” These days, work for Lindsay seems to be either a vanity photo-shoot of some sort, releasing statements about her dad or promoting that Gotti movie [...]
This Is The Happiest We’ve Seen Lindsay Lohan In Years
What’s that cracking sound? Could it be…our heart warming?! Yes, we’re feeling tingly all over admiring this pic of Les Siblings Lohan, who enjoyed a Knicks games together last night in NYC. Lindsay looks genuinely happy (as do the rest of the Lohan crew) and we can’t remember the last time we saw a smile [...]
Carvel Accuses Lohan Family Of Abusing Ice Cream Privileges
Remember Dina Lohan‘s feud with a Carvel Ice Cream store yesterday? Carvel has issued a statement accusing the Lohan family of abusing their “black” card, which does provide 75 years of free ice cream, but only $25 worth a week, and only if Lindsay or Ali is there to collect. As part of Carvel’s 75th [...]
Cops Called On Dina Lohan For Using Daughter Ali’s Ice Cream Card
We don’t make a practice of sympathizing with Dina Lohan, but it sounds like her treatment at a Carvel Ice Cream store on Long Island really did take the cake (hiyo!). Lindsay Lohan‘s mama was trying to pick up an ice cream cake for her son Cody‘s 14th birthday, which she planned to pay for [...]
