Looks like the prison system might get its hands on Lindsay Lohan before her father Michael can. According to TMZ, Lindsay has been in violation of her DUI probation, almost guaranteeing her jail time after her next court date on May 20. While the state only requires alcohol education schools to report when a student [...]
Lindsay Lohan Makes Milkshakes For Those Less Fortunate
No, Lindsay Lohan isn’t quite ready to join the food service industry. Though she already has her own flavor at Millions Of Milkshakes (vanilla ice cream, blueberries, raspberries and blackberries topped with whipped cream), the fallen angel and her sister Ali returned to the celebrity snack spot yesterday to auction off another signature shake for [...]
Lindsay Lohan Furious After Dad Brings Police To Apartment
Looks like Michael Lohan meant it when he said he’d do whatever it takes to make his daughters fly straight. Lindsay Lohan has been tweeting up a storm since her estranged father showed up with police at her apartment today to check on her 16-year-old sister Ali. While the “welfare check” was reportedly inspired by [...]
Ali Lohan: The Oldest, Saddest 16-Year-Old In The World
Just last summer, Ali Lohan looked like a relatively normal fresh-faced teenager, resisting the influence of her party-hardy big sister and fame-whoring parents. Sadly, lil’ Lohan is growing tired of getting dragged to events in Lindsay‘s shadow. A too-slim Ali emerged from her London hotel today looking more like a low-budget Dita Von Teese than [...]
Warning To Noah Cyrus: It’s A Slippery Slope
Heads-up, Cyrus parents!!! 10-year-old Noah Cyrus was spotted hand-in-hand with big sis Miley this weekend in Burbank, CA, dressed similarly in a mismatched ensemble that only admiration could inspire. If the last ten years have taught us anything, it’s that the minute little girls start idolizing their rowdy celebrity sisters, partying and pregnancy are hot [...]
Lindsay Lohan Only Trusts Her Sister
If you had Lindsay Lohan‘s parents, a 14-year-old might be the only one you would trust too. After her father Michael Lohan recently released audio tapes that detailed the starlet’s troubled life, it seems that Lindsay only trusts her younger sister Ali. “Lindsay lives out of a lot of hotel rooms these days, and if [...]
Lindsay Lohan: It’s OK For Ali To Party
Seeing Lindsay Lohan‘s 15-year-old sister Ali Lohan hanging out at nightclubs has raised some concerns, but according to Lilo, who mom Dina Lohan called a “genius,” it’s totally cool! “She’s tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect [...]
Frances Bean Cobain “Ashamed” Of Ali Lohan
Remember when Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie et al were the ultimate Hollywood party girls, cruising around town with the air flapping around their un-knickered ladygardens, their friendships and fallings-out the hot topic on everyone’s lips? Well, as if we need further reminding, those days are over, those girls are, like, way old now, [...]
Ali Lohan: Code Red
The other day we begged for someone to help this trainwreck-in-the-making that is Ali Lohan, and it looks as though things have only gotten worse. On Sunday, 15-year-old Ali walked the streets of Paris in this pink and black micromini dress and stiletto stripper booties. It’s all fine and good to play dress up with [...]
Save Ali Lohan!
Dear world, This is a formal plea to the the citizens of this earth, that we unite as one to stop the destruction of Ali Lohan‘s youth. Once again, the 15-year-old has been taken under her sister Lindsay‘s emaciated wing, and is out and about on the Champs Elysees in giant heels and a lacy [...]
