by (@hallekiefer)

Angelina Wants You To Know She Knew All About The Situation’s Pill Problem

You guys, quickly! Angelina Pivarnick here and she has some important information regarding The Situation’s prescription pill problem! Somehow she has this information despite the fact she was his costar for a sum total of about 45 minutes! The important part is, everyone is paying attention to Angelina!  “When he was on the show, he got in trouble for having prescription pills. We were filming in a club in Miami ,” Angelina told Page Six. “One of the producers said, ‘Hey what was that?’ He had to give them up.” Hearing one of the Sitch’s ex-cast mates discuss the particulars of his alleged substance abuse makes us raise our Ron-Ron juice to all of the Jersey Shore housemates who aren’t blabbing about the issue. Unless of course TMZ is right in it’s allegations that the Sitch is also receiving treatment for an alcohol problem, in which case we’ll pour this right back into the blender where it came from.

While the Situation admitted yesterday on his blog that “I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion,” Angelina instead describes him as being like “Popeye on Crack” during their brief time together. Girl, come on! Popeye? Sure! But let’s leave the crack out of this. “Angelina is up to her dirty little hamster ways again,” the Situation tweeted this afternoon. Hey! Angelina gets attention, and we get to picture her gnawing on a toilet paper roll to make a nest! Looks like this story turned out to be a win-win after all.

[Photo: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Jersey Shore’s Angelina Goes From Fist Pump To Baby Bump

Finally, a baby who eschews kicking for fist pumps in the womb. Yes, Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant. Time to change her nickname from the Staten Island Dump Truck to the Staten Island Pump Truck! (Get it? Breast pump? Nevermind.) The father is her fiance Dave Kovacs, who proposed to the drama queen in true attention grabbing fashion — on a red carpet last month (vom-inducing pics below). Congratulations are obviously in order – now where can we send this gift basket full of Ed Hardy onesies?

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[Photo: Splash News Online]