January 21st, 2013 | 10:00 am by Sabrina Rojas Weiss (@shalapitcher)

An Exclusive New NSFW Movie 43 Trailer Means, Of Course, New Offensive Things We’ll Laugh At

Just in time for Martin Luther King Day, we have for you an exclusive red band trailer of the movie specifically designed to offend people of all races, creeds and sexual orientation, Movie 43. In the most hilarious way, of course, because that was MLK Jr.’s dream, right? When the first trailer came out, we pointed out the things we couldn’t help but laugh at, even though we knew we really shouldn’t. This new trailer includes many of those again — Anna Faris‘ indecent proposal to Chris Pratt, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber bullying their home-schooled teen, Terrence Howard’s totally racist basketball coaching technique — and a couple of other jems, namely:

  • Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone debating which of the Golden Girls was “the slutty one.”
  • Elizabeth Banks pointing out to Josh Duhamel that their cartoon cat masturbates to pictures of him.

Josh Duhamel in Movie 43
Ew. But jeez, can you blame him?

[Photo: Relativity Media]

Related: Movie 43 Trailer: Which A-Lister Is Most Hilariously Offensive?

October 5th, 2012 | 11:33 am by Sabrina Rojas Weiss (@shalapitcher)

Movie 43 Trailer: Which A-Lister Is Most Hilariously Offensive?

There are so many hilariously offensive lines and scenarios in the trailer for Movie 43, we’re having a hard time imagining how many more will fit into the full-length movie. It’s a veritable Scary Movie for the PC crowd. After watching it a couple of times, we’re a little more immune to the shock. Our innocent ears can now fully embrace the humor. Here, for your cataloging pleasure, is a list of all the terrible (amazing) things these stars do and say:

  • Anna Faris asks real-life husband Chris Pratt, “Will you poop on me?”
  • Emma Stone asks Kieran Culkin, “How’s your HPV?”
  • Halle Berry blows out a blind kid’s birthday candles on a dare.

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August 23rd, 2012 | 12:40 pm by Sabrina Rojas Weiss (@shalapitcher)

Snooki? Gisele? Tamera? Play Our Guess The Celebrity Baby Bump Game, Summer Edition!

Celebrity Baby Bumps

We begin staring at them, wondering if they’re merely the result of a big burrito lunch; then, soon enough, we marvel at their size in proportion to their petite carriers and placing bets on when they’ll pop — yes, we’re talking baby bumps. Particularly those sported by our favorite pregnant celebrities. It’s fascinating how some famous ladies, like Megan Fox and Gisele Bunchen, play coy for months, hiding behind cleverly draped dresses or simply ignoring questions when we know they’d never allow themselves to acquire food babies like the rest of us. Others, like Snooki, Tori Spelling and Vanessa Lachey, flaunt their bumps like crazy, posting pics on Twitter, posing in front of the paps in revealing outfits. To each her own!

But once again, we’d like to make their beautiful maternal bodies into a fun little game to while away your summer afternoon. Guess the celebrity baby bump! And don’t cheat by studying the thumbnails here; that’s just silly.

[Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online, Twitter]

June 22nd, 2012 | 4:35 pm by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

Baby News Round-Up! James Marsden Expecting A Model Baby, Anna Faris Reveals Her Baby’s Sex

Caleb Followill Has Baby; Anna Faris And James Marsden Break Baby News

It’s models having models up in here! But first, baby news from the woman we model our life after (that’s a good segue, right?)(But seriously, the woman is married to Chris Pratt. Chris. Pratt.) Anna Faris. “He’s doing great!” the Dictator actress gushed at the Samsung Galaxy S III launch yesterday, letting slip that she’s expecting a boy. “We’re growing every day!” The actress and her Parks and Rec star husband are expecting their son in the fall, which means we have over two months to find a spouse…get pregnant…uh, star in several Scary Movie sequels…and meet Sacha Baron-Cohen to catch up with her. Wow, we have not been using our free time wisely at all, have we?

Now to the actual get-paid-to-be-hot model moms: 30 Rock star James Marsden is allegedly expecting a child with model Rose Costa; Marsden has two other children with ex-wife Lisa Linde, from whom he split in October after 11 years of marriage. Marsden and Costa are no longer together, but what better than an adorable baby to bind to insanely attractive people together forever? Meanwhile, Kings of Leon singer Caleb Followill and Victoria Secret model spouse Lily Aldridge welcomed their undoubtedly gorgeous daughter Dixie Pearl yesterday morning in Nashville. No, seriously. Look at this couple and imagine their offspring. There can be no doubt:

[Photo: Getty Images]

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May 11th, 2012 | 3:40 pm by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

Anna Faris’ Undies Join Her On The Red Carpet For A Dictator Premiere Wardrobe Malfunction

Anna Faris Wardrobe Malfunction At The Dictator Premiere

We knew there was a reason we liked Anna Faris. Besides the fact that she’s adorable and talented and is currently pregnant with husband Chris Pratt‘s future comedy genius baby, of course. No, the reason we like Anna Faris so much is because she apparently takes the time every day to put on a pair of underwear. Wardrobe malfunctions might happen regardless, but at least Anna Faris is prepared for it. Do you hear us, Miley Cyrus? Do you hear us, everyone else in the world?

The What’s Your Number? actress was the victim of some powerful, perverted winds at the U.K. premiere of The Dictator in London last night, where she pretty much upstaged everyone else on the red carpet from Isla Fisher to Sacha Baron Cohen arriving in a race car escorted by a battalion of beautiful ladies. Well, upstaged is a subjective word, but we’re posting about her instead of them, soooooooo… The fact Anna was able to do all that while keep some shred of her dignity covered by underwear means we’d like to give all the kudos to her. Is there some kind of award we can give his woman? An Oscar for Most Dignified Flashing Of The Year? Yes, we know it’s not being filmed for a movie, but maybe it can be one of those lifetime achievement-type dealies?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

May 10th, 2012 | 7:34 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Anna Faris Is Pregnant With Her First Baby

Anna Faris, Chris Pratt expecting their first baby

Major congratulations need to go out to Anna Faris and her husband, Parks and Recreation star Chris Pratt. The actor couple are expecting their first child together. Their baby news comes three years after they tied the knot. This was after they met on the set of Take Me Home Tonight in 2007. Anna’s divorce from Ben Indra after their four-year marriage was only finalized in 2008, and she and Chris were hitched a year and a half later. It was only last year that Anna told People, “We would love to have kids someday. We want a family for sure. Chris wants a big family. It’s timing. It’s so hard in this industry.” All we know is the baby is due this fall, but don’t know if it’s going to be a boy or girl. But considering the comedic chops of the parents, we are so sure that baby Faris-Pratt is going to be born with quite a funny bone. Mazel tov, guys! They make such an adorable, low-key couple.

[Photo: Getty Images]

May 3rd, 2012 | 11:59 am by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz, Anna Faris: Who Will Be The Funniest Lady In Film This Summer?

Vote For The Funniest Ladies In The Summer Movies

It’s been said that comedy isn’t pretty, but we’re about to prove them wrong. There’s a gang of lovely ladies hilariously hitting up the big screen this summer, and they look amazing as they do it! We hope you’ve been following our Summer Movie Preview, where we’ve brought you the best of this summer’s cinematic heroes, heroines and villains. But now it’s time to give you the rundown on the women who will make you laugh ’til you cry, or get thrown out of the theater.

First and foremost, we’re expecting huge comedy from What to Expect When You’re Expecting. The film boasts Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks and Anna Kendrick! Mila Kunis is already a comedy legend at the super young age of 28, and we can’t wait to see her she compete with a teddy bear for Mark Wahlberg’s affections in Ted. The greatly anticipated movie sees her collaborates with her Family Guy co-star Seth MacFarlane. Malin Akerman takes us way back to the ’80s as a reporter in Rock of Ages, while Helena Bonham Carter takes us back even further to the ’70s in her husband Tim Burton’s latest film, Dark Shadows.

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April 27th, 2012 | 8:25 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Stars Get Ritzy For The CinemaCon Awards, Charlize Theron Wears Sexiest Black Dress Ever

Before we say anything about what everyone else wore, we need to say this … HOLY SH–, CHARLIZE THERON! How does she do it? And by that we mean, how does she look like that? The CinemaCon 2012 Awards Ceremony went down at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas last night, and Charlize slinked down the red carpet wearing the sexiest, raciest Dion Lee LBD in the history of all little black dresses. The fact that she wore strappy Giuseppe Zanotti heels didn’t hurt either. Take a bow, Charlize.

Also wearing black at the same event were Jennifer Garner and Michelle Pfeiffer. Jennifer wasn’t quite working her Michael Kors dress, perhaps because it should have been worn with different shoes. The ones she had on looked like bandages and were far too clunky. Michelle defied age in her a sheer-panelled dress that showed off a rocking bod. Our favorite, other than Charlize, would be Chloe Moretz who wore a metallic dark blue Kenzo dress with hidden slant pockets.

Other celebrities who attended included the likes of Josh Hutcherson, Anna Faris and Jeremy Renner, to name a few.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

February 27th, 2012 | 3:35 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

2012 Oscar Metallics: Are Rose Byrne And Anna Faris Morphing Into Each Other?

Do Rose Byrne and Anna Faris have the same stylist? They look like twins on the red carpet! Even their hair is almost the same length and style. Both remarkably slender ladies wore similar gowns, although Rose’s Vivienne Westwood shows more skin than Anna’s Diane von Furstenberg. We do love us some black sequins, and even though she’s all covered up, Anna’s DVF has our vote.


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November 18th, 2011 | 11:58 am by Sabrina Rojas Weiss (@shalapitcher)

Justin Timberlake, Minka Kelly, Kellan Lutz Heat Up GQ Men Of The Year Party

At last night’s party for the GQ Men of the Year, our friends over at MTV News asked a very important question: Who would win in a fight, GQ’s Men or People’s Sexiest Men?

“I’ll take on the whole entire cast of Parks and Recreation. I’ll leave Justin [Timberlake] to take care of Glee and Jimmy Fallon could karate-chop the rest of those guys,” GQ honoree Jay-Z joked. And Joe Manganiello, who made People’s list of 25 Sexy Chests to Be Thankful For (amen!), had the most brilliant idea: “I think we should do it for charity!”

While we get in line for tickets to that one (please, powers that be, make it happen!), let’s take a look at some of the hottest fashions on display at last night’s festivities, from men (the likes of Kellan Lutz, Armie Hammer and Josh Hutcherson) and women (Minka Kelly, Sarah Silverman, Emma Roberts and more).