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Disney sure knows how to pick ‘em. The mega-company takes unknowns and turns them into household names — and mega-hotties. This year, some of our favorite former Disney divas strutted their stuff in their best bikini wear. But who owns it? We’ve got Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan and Selena Gomez goin’ at it!
We’d lost track of how many Pirates of the Caribbean films have been churned out so far, but obviously the rest of the world hasn’t. And thanks to the massive premiere Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides had yesterday at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, we now know that the franchise is up to its fourth installment now. But this wasn’t any other screening. Apart from a slinky black carpet instead of the usual red, this was the world’s first outdoor 3-D premiere! An open-air theater was specially constructed and tickets to attend ran at $1,000 a pop. Which was a very nice touch because all proceeds from the premiere were donated to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America.
The cast turned up in full force with Penelope Cruz, Johnny Depp, Keith Richards (and his wife, Patti Hansen), Geoffrey Rush, the intriguingly named Astrid Berges-Frisbey and our new golden boy Sam Claflin. Apart from them, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted being all BFF, Jodie Foster turned up in sunglasses (at night), Steven Tyler hung out with Mickey Mouse and Lorenzo Lamas brought his fifth wife Shawna Craig. The Dancing With The Stars crew showed up too, with Bruno Tonioli, Lacey Schwimmer, Chelsie Hightower, Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy walking the
plank carpet. And American Idol blasts from the pasts too — we know you remember David Cook, but how about Blake Lewis?! Lots more to look at in our gallery below.
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Those High School Musical kids will be friends forever! Former co-stars Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were in Mexico this weekend, sporting teenie biknis and, in at least’s Vanessa’s case, one hell of a wedgie. “Girls Vaca!!!!!!” Tisdale tweeted Friday. “Heading on an amazing vacation with my besties Nessa and @shelleybuckner. Let’s do this! Woo woo.” And do this they did! Woo woo.
See photos of the gals in the gallery below.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
In case you were wondering why Keri Hilson, Ashely Tisdale, Bridget Moynahan and Kaley Cuoco stripped down for these Allure nude celebrity photos, the answer is: to demonstrate the Blur tool in Adobe Photoshop C4. We mean, to show how comfortable they are in their skin! In all seriousness, Hilson’s head looks like it belongs on the alien at the beginning of Katy Perry‘s E.T. video; there is not a person alive who’s chin looks like that when they’re lying down. What’s worse, apparently Kaley Cuoco borrowed Lady Gaga‘s skinny monster torso from the Bad Romance video. Don’t forget to pick up your skeletal ribcage for summer!
We already know these ladies are fine as the day is long; did we really need to have every skin imperfection and stray hair completely erased from their bodies? If we want to see plastic hotties, we’ll buy a Bratz Doll. “I’ve always wanted to be sure my parents approve of what I do,” Tisdale said, explaining why her mother accompanied her to the shoot. Considering Ashley looks like she has the starring role in Mannequin 2: One The Move alongside Meshach Taylor, we’re sure her mom is all kinds of proud.
See Ashley and Keri’s photos from the Allure photo shoot in the gallery below.
Why so pensive, bikini-clad Ashley Tisdale? You’re hanging out in Las Vegas with your boyfriend and Vanessa Hudgens in a cabana next to Avril Lavigne. Shouldn’t you have a dopey smile on your face and a giant yard glass filled with margarita mix attached to your mouth? Do we need to remind you that you – YOU – are the star of television’s most acclaimed program since The Wire, Hellcats? Or that your much-discussed nose job did not, in fact, ruin your career? You have nothing to be sad about, lil’ Tis. Nor do you have much to ponder, either. So relax! Spend your millions! Pick the wedgie that bathing suit is surely giving you. And smile, woncha?
[Photo: Splash News Online]
Trace Cyrus has been our favorite member of the Cyrus family ever since we first saw him on the red carpet, posing with his family. Miley‘s older brother clearly marches to the beat of his own drum and doesn’t care about starting beefs with anyone, not even if they’re part of the same Disney family that gave Miley her start.
Trace appears to be in a feud with High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale, as evidence by a couple of harsh tweets he posted about the actress. He wrote yesterday “I’ve met and know a bunch of celebrities. By for the worst person I’ve met in my life is Ashley Tisdale. I’ve never had someone who dosnt know me AT ALL make up so many rumors and bullshit about me. You don’t even know me b*tch.” The tweets appear to be unprovoked as we can’t find any quotes, fake or real, from Ashley about Trace. We’re wondering what could have gotten Trace so riled up, and anxiously await Tisdale’s response. Trace’s Twitter is fairly entertaining though regardless of the feuds he’s engaged in. He talks about celebrities, UFO’s and daily affirmations – in a way he’s like a more clear-headed Spencer Pratt – enjoyable to read but without the spiritual crystals and violent outbursts.
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Who’s the cute caterpillar, you ask? Why it’s Kate Hudson, heading off to the Burberry Prorsum show at London’s Fashion Week last night in a clinging green dress. The front row had plenty of glamorous ladies, including Elle Style’s Woman Of The Year Kristen Stewart—showing plenty of leg herself—Claire Danes and Mary-Kate Olsen. Sadly, we didn’t get an Angela Chase-Michelle Tanner ’90s ABC-TV reunion photo to go with the Angela Chase-Jordan Catalano reunion pic from the night before). See who wore what in the gallery below.