Oh, you’re good, Megan Fox. You were cagey about your wedding, cagey about your pregnancy, and now finally you’re cagey about your newborn infant with Brian Austin Green. So cagey, in fact, that we are only just now finding out that you squeezed out son Noah Shannon back on September 27. “We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home,” the actress posted to Facebook today. “He is healthy, happy, and perfect.” How could we have had no idea there was a Fox-Green in the world until now? Why didn’t our Megan Fox Secret Pregnancy Phone ring? Why did we pay to have that installed if it’s not actually going to let us know when she had a baby? Someone get Time Warner on the phone immediately.
Not that we needed round-the-clock womb news, but you know how we do. Between Adele, Beyonce, Jessica Simpson and you, we are getting way less pregnancy and baby arrival news then we’re used to. Speaking of which…oh man, when is Adele’s baby due? “We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love,” Megan continued. “Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.” Well, we guess we can’t be enraged when you’re writing sonnets about your baby boy. We’re just saying…when we have a kid, we’re going to put it in sky writing over the city.
We saw a few photos of Jennie Garth this week looking really good for someone who’s currently going through a divorce — maybe a little too good around the eyes, if you know what we mean. Of course, that made us wonder how the rest of the original flavor Beverly Hills, 90210 gang is doing these days. They’ve certainly gone through a lot of changes since the first episode of aired in October 1990. Some, like Garth and Shannen Doherty, went on to have other successful series on TV (What I Like About You and Charmed, respectively). Others, like Luke Perry and Jason Priestley, didn’t exactly see their careers take off like we expected. Gabrielle Carteris and Tori Spelling have had a good run as moms, both on and off the air. And we’re still waiting to see when Brian Austin Green and wife Megan Fox will announce her bun in the oven. Regardless of where their careers are these days (where is it, Ian Ziering?), we are pleased to report that most of the former residents of that famed zip code are still looking their sunny, attractive selves. And since we began writing this post, that guitar riff has not left our heads, so we’ll always have that. Anyway, check out this gallery of the kids from Beverly Hills High School both back in the day and now.
We’re going to be as delicate as possible when it comes to suggesting Megan Fox might be with child, as we wouldn’t want her to feel bad if we we’re wrong. One time a guy on the subway though we were pregnant and, long story short, we never wore an empire waist dress again. On the other hand, we have been hearing Megan Fox pregnancy rumors since at least April, if not before. On the other other hand, we’ve also been hearing Megan Fox pregnancy rumors on and off for the last three years, so honestly we didn’t give the gossip much thought. New photos of the Friends With Kids star and her hubby Brian Austin Green walking around L.A. today, however…well, we’ll let you draw your own conclusions.
Now, we’re not saying that plenty of women don’t have adorable belly bumps that come exclusively from consuming party subs; we’re just saying we don’t usually touch and rub said sandwich bellies like they contain, let’s say, a tiny little person inside. At least in public, anyway. Check out the rest of our Megan photos after the jump, and let us know what you think. Note: we probably already know what you think.
Hi, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. If Megan is indeed pregnant, then we’d like to offer our sincere congratulations because you’re going to have a really gorgeous baby. More than anything, we’d like you to come out and say it now. Just last month, RadarOnline reported that Megan was allegedly pregnant, with a source saying, “They just found out and are incredibly excited.” It was also added that the pregnancy was totally unexpected. And then the reports died down. Only for a short while now, because news has resurfaced again, this time through E!, that Megan is deffo, fo’ sure, fo’ reals, pregnant now. Thanks, guys.
They have a source that apparently, exclusively confirmed that she is preggers. This will be the couple’s first child together. The fact that this report keeps popping up, makes us think that this is the truth. But like we said, if that is the case, come on out and say it, Megan! Own the fact that you’ll be the hottest mamma-to-be around.
More celebrities versus the paparazzi today (hi, Rob Kardashian.) The latest round sounds a lot more serious with photographer Delbert Shaw claiming that Megan Fox got husband Brian Austin Green to supposedly beat him up. The incident allegedly went down in December last year at the beach outside the Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai, Hawaii as he was taking photographs of them. Shaw is suing them now for what went down.
It apparently started with them taunting Shaw and making verbal threats with Megan telling Brian — this is according to the papers filed against them — “Are you going to let him get away with that?” That’s when Shaw said Green starting hitting him causing him grievous injury, while Megan watched and encouraged the beating. Green then, supposedly, threw Shaw’s iPhone into the sea. Well hello there, Russell Brand. No word yet from Megan or Brusin’ Brian but we’re sure we’re going to hear a response to the lawsuit soon.
Who cares that she isn’t in the Transformers franchise anymore? It’s not like Megan Fox hasn’t left — and continues to leave — her indelible mark on the world. All she needs to do is slip into a bikini and we all sigh, because that body is just unfair. Megan relaxed in Kona, Hawaii this weekend with her husband Brain Austin Green, switching up her two-pieces a couple of times. The actress arrived in the state earlier last week to receive the Iris Award at the 2011 Maui Film Festival, which honored her as a “film artist”. Right. Sure. If you say so.
The couple will also be celebrating their one year anniversary on the island later this week by swimming with the dolphins! Megan told E!, “My husband is terrified of sharks but we’re going to do it anyway. Sharks don’t usually go where there are tons of dolphins so we can do it. I didn’t used to be [scared of sharks], but I am now because of him. His fear is so intense, it’s smothered me and now I’m afraid.” They were married last year on June 24, so that’s when all the (hopefully not) terrified splashing will go down. Happy anniversary, Mr and Mrs Foxy!
Good news for the world’s richest Beverly Hills 90210 fans: The house where Donna Martin lost her virginity is for sale, and it’s only going for $9 million! Donna Martin, played of course by Tori Spelling, lost her v-card to David Silver, played by Brian Austin Green after years of withholding her precious flower. It was a tender, candlelit moment in a four-poster bed that ends up looking like a condom PSA, but it was a milestone for old Donna, and for anyone who grew up watching the show. The building where Donna (and best friend Kelly Taylor) lived is actually located in Hermosa Beach, CA, and is being marketed as “the 90210 house.” So if you have a spare $9m lying around and want to be known as the crazy super-fan who bought the 90210 house, this might be the thing for you. Personally, we’re holding out for Jim and Cindy Walsh’s Spanish-style ranch to come on the market.
Just for old time’s sake, you can watch the video of Donna and David doin’ it in the beach house after the jump if you can handle/stomach it.
For those of you who have yet to look at a calendar this morning, today’s date is September 2, 2010. Or, if you’re the type who prefers both brevity and decimal points, 9.02.10. In honor of such a momentous date, we thought we would pay tribute to the all-star cast of one of the greatest creative achievements of our lifetimes, Beverly Hills, 90210. (After all, it’s now or never; most of us won’t be around to celebrate the next time this date rolls around!)
It has been nearly 20 years since the show debuted on the (then fledgling) Fox Network, and it’s fair to say that none of our lives have been the same since. Dylan McKay and Brandon Walsh taught young men everywhere that nothing is more attractive than the combination of brooding glares and bitchin’ sideburns, and Brenda Walsh, Kelly Taylor and Donna Martin (Graduates!) proved to be some of the era’s biggest fashion icons (even if we laugh at their sundresses and chokers now).
So, won’t you join us as we take a trip down memory lane and through the halls of West Beverly High as we investigate how the show’s core cast members and impressive roster of guest stars (Hilary Swank! Ryan Seacrest! Um, Jamie Walters?!?) looked then and what they look like now. May the bridges we burn light the way!
Entertainment Tonight obtained photos from Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green‘s wedding and the Hawaiian beach ceremony looks far more intimate and sweet than we imagined. The couple was married back in June by a Hawaiian pastor on the beach in front of the Four Seasons Hotel and it appears that the only other attendee to the nuptials was Green’s son Kassius, who served as ring-bearer.
We have to hand it to Fox, who is normally outspoken and occasionally annoying to us, she really managed to keep this wedding off everyone’s radar and completely low-key, and the couple looks adorable. So while Donna Martin is busy writing books and being a drama queen, David Silver has gone off to live a quieter, more sane life – who would have guessed?