We know what you’re thinking: how could anyone conclusively pick the top 25 hottest Olympians of all time? There have been literally thousands of athletes spanning well over a century! We completely agree, but with all the love we’ve been giving the men and women of the 2012 Games via our Top 50 Hottest Olympians Blazing London This Summer, we wanted to give a shout out to those who came before them in the Olympics‘ long, proud history of talented babes. From Muhammad Ali to Pete Sampras, Sonja Henie to Kristi Yamaguchi, it turns out being incredibly fit and profoundly talented never goes out of style. Their clothes and haircuts, however…look, few people could pull off what Flo Jo pulled off, okay? It was the late ’80s to early ’90s. Things were different back them. So enjoy ogling our 25 Hottest Olympians of All Time, and holler at us if we forgot your favorite Olympic babe. Oh, and in case you’ve never seen a young Bruce Jenner before…you’re very welcome.
Some fathers know best, and other fathers know hookers. Some fathers play golf, and others play the field. Some dads mow the lawn, and others mow down mailboxes with their Mercedes while drinking and driving. Some fathers make plans to take their wives out for dinner, while others make plans to “take their wives out.” And then there are some dads who pretend they’re not dads at all! Think we’re kidding? We wish.
It’s safe to say that not all fathers know best. Just look at Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin, Mel Gibson, and other guys we wouldn’t trust with a pair of scissors, not to mention a kid! So join us this Father’s Day while we count down the 15 worst pops of all, ranked by the standard unit of bad dads: the Michael Lohan. If your face is in the gallery below, you’re probably not getting a tie for Father’s Day this year.
What horrors lurk behind the curtains of the Kardashian-Jenner household? We already know Kris Jenner has that stripper pole in her bedroom, so coming in a close second are the accusations made by the Kardashian’s ex-nanny Pam Behan. According to TMZ, the family’s former caregiver is currently shopping around a tell-all about the family. However, the details that have come out so far makes us think she’s actually telling all about her own personal craziness. Some of the specifics include:
Behan calls Brody and Brandon Jenner “extremely spoiled and disrespectful.” Brody Jenner extremely spoiled? No! You couldn’t hear it, but our monocles just fell out and shattered on the floor.
Behan also almost lost her job after slapping Brandon. So…not looking for any future nannying jobs we take it? Or…any jobs in general?
Behan had a “love/hate” relationship with Kris Jenner. You know, like the rest of America.
Bruce Jenner helped Behan avoid prosecution after she received a DUI and so she favors him and we’re sorry, but does Behan have any other dirt on the Kardashians that isn’t actually about her tragic life?
She dangles some “intimate details” about Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, which is almost enough to make up for that whole “slapping a kid” thing. Oh no, wait. It definitely does not.
Nothing says “Deck The Halls” better than men’s wear, skin-tight sequins and gothic mood lighting. Not according to the Kardashians 2011 holiday card, anyway. Continuing their grand tradition of yuletide divadom, Kim Kardashian unveiled the card today, tweeting, “This year’s family Christmas card is finally here!” This year’s photo might take the cake when it comes to least jolly Season’s Greetings. Where did they shoot this thing? An haunted Grecian ruin? Check out the increasingly moody leanings of the Kardashian family Christmas cards dating back to a startlingly normal photo from 2008. You have to hand it to them, though: no one is going to be sending out anything nearly this eerie for the holidays. Well, maybe the Munsters. They wish.
Did you know that Bruce and Kris Jenner had renewed their wedding vows? They did, earlier this spring, apparently, in Bora Bora! They re-sealed the deal on April 21 — which just so happens to be their 20th wedding anniversary — with the whole family around. Minus Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom who both couldn’t make it.
But the rest of Klan Kardashian represented and went all out, with everyone dressed in white! The ceremony was officiated by a Tahitian priest and it all went down on a serene hilltop at the Hilton Bora Bora Nui Resort and Spa. You can of course watch the episode on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, naturally. You do see how we’re trying really hard to keep the snark at bay, right? We’re suckers for romance and yeah, we’ll even applaud at vow renewals because it’s all so sweet. But to use everything you got and more all for a TV show, just riles us up. And we’ve made our distaste for Kris quite clear in the past. But this is a ‘happy’ occasion, so we’re just going to grit our teeth this time and say, ‘Congratulations’. That’s how well behaved we are.
When you’re the owner of the hottest and most famous booty in the world, you don’t really have a lot of motivation to settle down with one man. So it makes sense to hear thatÃ‚Â Kim Kardashian isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t serious about Kris HumphriesÃ¢â‚¬Â¦yet. “She’s dating a lot of different people. I usually don’t meet them until she gets serious and, so far, she hasn’t brought him around,” KimÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s mom Kris Jenner told People. Kris went on to explain that Kim is simply too busy to seriously date anyone, which is exactly the type of thing you tell your mom when you have more boyfriends than there are days in the week.
Since Humphries and Kardashian have been dating only since early December, we don’t find it odd that she hasn’t inflictedÃ‚Â Scott Disick and the rest of the gang on him. However, Kim has meet Kris’s parents…and meet with hearty approval.Ã‚Â “Kris’s family like Kim. They think she is really nice, considerate and pretty,Ã¢â‚¬Â a source claims. Rumor has it that that Kim watched Kris’s New Jersey Nets play the Timberwolves on New YearÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Day with KrisÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sister Kaela before meeting his rents. “Yes, they met and it was a wonderful meeting,Ã¢â‚¬Â Humphries’ rep confirms. So step-dad Bruce Jenner can put his mind at ease. “I only worry about the boyfriends when they show up at my house. I know if he shows up at my house, then IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll start to worry,” Bruce explained. Maybe worry your step-daughter is exhausted from having so much swagger. Other than that, we think she’s got this.
We are seriously torn about the Kardashian’s new Christmas card. On the one hand, we will defend any extended family’s right to be as fabulous as they want to be, no matter what time of the year it is. On the other hand, they look like a community theater cast of Clue that might have actually killed someone. Can the grandmas and co-workers of the world handle a holiday card filled with so many divas?
Gushes Khloe about the picture, “Christmas cards have always been a REALLY big deal in my family. For as long as I can remember, my mom has made it a point to go all out, whether it was a ninja turtles themed card, or bringing a Santa into the mix, each year she always managed to top the year before. I’d have to say though that our card this year might be my favorite. It turned out beautifully — just SO glam! Plus, Mason is in it, which makes it even more special.” Okay, we’ve finally decided how we feel about this: we’re on board! Leave the dumpy sweaters and reindeer antlers for the commoners. This year, the Kardashians are bringing a big Crock-Pot full of fierce to the holiday potluck, and there’s plenty to go around! [Photo: Khloe Kardashian's Blog]
The Kardashians may have boxed for charity this week, but this video shows a heated match that no one was expecting when Khloe Kardashian tells stepdad Bruce Jenner that she is engaged to Lamar Odom after only one month of dating. Bruce is not at all happy when he hears of Khloe’s engagement on the news and screams at her that she “should have made a phone call!!!” to let him know. See the blow by blow video of Khloe vs. Bruce under the jump: you won’t believe how it turns out!
Kim Kardashian recently hinted that someone in her family got a plastic surgery procedure that would appear on an episode of her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The starlet finally revealed that it’s her step-father, Olympian Bruce Jenner, who went under the knife. Kim writes on her blog:
Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job. Unfortunately, the result wasn’t what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he’s turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.
The results can be seen on their show show next week. Check out pics above of Bruce before and after his first face lift and nose job. What do you think his new face will look like? [Photos: GettyImages]
When you’re famous for having a sex tape and an ass so big and round that it has it’s own moons orbiting it, it’s not so far fetched to have porn movies named in your honor — just ask Kim Kardashian. Hustler has just announced that they are releasing Keeping It Up For The KardASSians. Nothing wrong with a porn movie based entirely on one family, right? (Gross!)
The film promises three-way action, we assume between the three sisters, and there’s no word on whether there will be cameos from mom Kris Jenner and face-implanted stepdad Bruce Jenner or if there will be any Bromance action between step-brother Brody Jenner and his man-friends. We enjoy a good porn title as much as the next person (even though it’s not the most clever — Juranal Park still holds a place in our heart), so even though we don’t plan to see this film that’s sure to become a classic, we applaud that they went above and beyond, making good puns out of every part of the title.