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25 Celebrities With Body Parts Insured For Insane Amounts Of Money

Think insurance is boring? Think again! Celebrity is all about looking good, but sometimes diet, exercise and plastic surgery isn’t enough. That’s where the insurance man comes in. Many famous faces have taken extra precautions to protect their most valuable assets: their body. Holly Madison just became the latest Hollywood hottie to insure what their momma gave ‘em, but believe us when we say that there are a hell of a lot more than just her. From J-Lo’s booty to Dolly Parton’s breasts, Celine Dion’s voice and Bob Dylan’s lack-of-voice, check some of the craziest celeb insurance plans below! Don’t worry, we’ve come to terms with the fact that Heidi Klum’s left leg is worth more than we’ll ever make in our lifetime. You will too. Promise.

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Celine Dion’s New Pool Is Actually A Water Park

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Every kid has a friend with a pool. That friend inevitably seems more rich, exotic and cool, all because his parents chose to install a giant cement hole in their backyard. Celine Dion‘s son Rene Charles and the upcoming twins she plans to birth are going to put all other pool-owning kids to shame though, because Dion has built the world’s most insane backyard water park we’ve ever seen.

The home, on Jupiter Island in Florida, reportedly cost $20 million, and the construction on the pools has only recently been completed. It took a while because of the two pools, two water slides and lazy river that needed  to be built. A lazy river. In her yard, people.  Dion reportedly had to build six wells on her property to keep the 500,000 gallon pools full of fresh water and reportedly caused a drought on the island, which angered neighbors in the posh community (neighbors which include Tiger Woods, who is totally fantasizing about using the giant pool to reenact that Showgirls sex scene). Environmental concerns and bad economy be-damned, Celine is going to go tubing in her own backyard, dammit. For pictures, check out The Daily Mail‘s full spread of the water world.

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The Worst Oscars Red Carpet Fashion Of All Time

Stars have hair and makeup people, trainers, and stylists. But even an army of experts cannot save some celebrities from showing up in horrifying outfits on Oscar night. From Bjork‘s infamous swan dress to Trey Parker and Matt Stone dressing in drag to costume designer Lizzy Gardiner showing up with American Express cards all over her body to Whoopi Goldberg‘s bizarre jumpsuit and cape getup, rarely does an Oscar ceremony pass without some crazy star wearing a red carpet tragedy. Check out our gallery of the worst Oscars red carpet fashions of all time! [Photos: Getty Images]

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