Ladies, can I get some high fives!? Stuart Townsend is back on the market after spending nine years lugging around that ol’ ball and chain Charlize Theron…and her Oscar, which is admittedly also very heavy to carry around. The Irish sex-bomb secretly split from the actress in December, during a vacation to Mexico. “‘They had become more like brother and sister than lovers,” said a source. “It was she who ended it.”
Stuart is best known for not being known at all – he’s done a bunch of movies no one has ever heard of, and was booted from The Lord Of The Rings cast after his part was given to Viggo Mortensen. Charlize is an effing idiot for letting a guy like Stuart go. What woman in her right mind doesn’t want a guy who is more like a brother to them? We’re all about relationships with less passionate public sex and more sitting on opposite ends of the couch cuddling and watching “Arrested Development” DVDs (er, or another show of Stewie’s choice, seeing as Charlize was a guest star on the critically acclaimed comedy for a few eps). Stuart, we’ll even take you on trips to Mexixo too, as long as you don’t mind the Holiday Inn!
Not since Jay-Z and Beyonce has a couple looked so in love at a sporting event. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend have always kept their romance private (some speculate they’ve secretly wed) but at last night’s Lakers game, they became frontrunners for Hollywood’s cutest couple. The pair cuddled and laughed courtside, alongside fellow celebs Nicky Hilton, Sacha Baron Cohen, Adam Levine, the Kardashian sisters, David Beckham, Heather Locklear, and Lakers mainstay Jack Nicholson. Who knew the Staples Center was the hottest spot in Hollywood? [Photos: Getty Images & Splash News Online]
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Charlize Theron on the red carpet, but when she stepped out last night for the premiere of her new film The Burning Plain, she looked amazing. We think that electric blue dress looks beautiful against her hair and red lips. So, ok, the film didn’t have an official red carpet, but even when she’s walking through some questionable, vomit-like green garbage, she looks stunning. [Photo: Splash News Online]
A raft of A-listers like Kate Hudson, Gwen Stefani, Charlize Theron and more took to the streets of NYC last night to lend their support to Fashion’s Night Out, including one Victoria Beckham. But something doesn’t seem quite right about Posh’s appearance at Bergdorf Goodman.
The normally immaculately dressed fashionista wore an outfit that just screamed junior hooker (sorry, but skintight flouro dresses and thigh-high leather boots just say Pretty Woman to us) and proceeded to pose incredibly, unbelieveably awkwardly for the cameras. She’s had enough practice at it in the past so we’re baffled – was it those ordinary, normal sized people standing too close that made Posh nervous? [Photo: Splash News Online]
Milla Jovovich shows off her hot post-baby body on the cover of September’s Maxim, available at newsstands tomorrow. The Ukranian actress dishes on a smokey prank she pulled as a teenager, and why she loves being the object of nerdy guys’ affection.
On Being the Dream Girl for Geeks: “I love that, man! I think it’s great, because it means that smart men like me. Plus, nerdy guys are always the cool ones in the end. I mean, who want to date a stupid jock? I think that, eventually, the nerds get the cool girls. Just do what you do really well and everything else will fall into place.”
On Her Most Rebellious Teenage Act: “Probably being on the cover of High Times. I was performing music at that time—and smoking pot—and the guys from High Times came to one of my shows. They were like, ‘Hey, wanna be on the cover?’ It was just one of those stupid things you do when you’re young. I thought it was a big joke, but my poor mom was mortified.”
Milla isn’t the only hottie who loves herself a little devil’s lettuce. Check out our gallery of Hollywood’s hottest stoner chicks! [Source: Maxim; Photo: Matt Jones]
Like anyone, celebrities are not immune to anger or rage. Maybe it’s the relentless paparazzi or annoying fans. Or maybe it’s just life in general that’s gettin’ their goats. Regardless, sometimes the best way to vent is to proudly display the good ‘ol middle digit. Check out Ashton Kutcher, Fergie, Suri Cruise (!), Samantha Ronson, Courtney Love (repeat offender) and 50 other stars flipping the infamous bird.
Celebrities flocked to Malibu this weekend to celebrate their independence. Fun in the sun consisted of long walks on the beach, boogie boarding, playing with babies and pups, and cuddling. Check out our gallery of Jessica Alba, Shia Labeouf, Adrian Grenier, Jenny McCarthy and others relaxing over the holiday weekend. [Photos: Splash News Online]
Megan Fox is a smoking hot chick, but now she is really on fire. Megan likes to lite up the crazy hippie lettuce and puff puff pass like no other, as she recently told British GQ.
In honor of the Devil’s Lettuce Diva saying that if they legalize weed, “I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints,” we bring you Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks! [Photo: Getty Images]
We had our suspicions: When you’re marrying a billionaire, would you really be satisfied with a quick service in City Hall? Nah. And Salma Hayek‘s proved that her official wedding ceremony to super-super-super-rich Francois-Henri Pinault in February was only a taster for the real deal.
Celebrities like Bono, Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz, Stella McCartney and Ashley Judd all descended on Venice this past weekend for an elegantly glamorous celebration. The couple and guests donned masks for a ball on Friday night and renewed their vows at the river city’s La Fenice opera house the next day. She may have claimed she wasn’t going to spend the cash on a “ridiculous” wedding ceremony only a few days ago, but after looking at the photos from these super-exclusive nuptials, we think Mrs Pinault may have been feeding the media a bit of a line. Cheeky! But congratulations (again). [Photo: Splash News Online]
Oh no, Charlize Theron, oh no! We hadn’t seen the South African beauty hit up the red carpet for a little while, and it seems like she’d been saving this monstrosity dress up for maximum impact. We know the Eighties are back, but surely this is a bad-taste experiment too far? At the Paris premiere of her latest movie The Burning Plain, Charlize turned up in a dress that, um, defies convention.
There’s a reason zips were invented, Charlize, and that’s so you don’t have to tie your dress fabric across your shoulder to keep it on. And we’re sure we last saw that reflective material when wrapping up tired runners at the end of the marathon. Blee!