Just in time for Martin Luther King Day, we have for you an exclusive red band trailer of the movie specifically designed to offend people of all races, creeds and sexual orientation, Movie 43. In the most hilarious way, of course, because that was MLK Jr.’s dream, right? When the first trailer came out, we pointed out the things we couldn’t help but laugh at, even though we knew we really shouldn’t. This new trailer includes many of those again — Anna Faris‘ indecent proposal to Chris Pratt, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber bullying their home-schooled teen, Terrence Howard’s totally racist basketball coaching technique — and a couple of other jems, namely:
Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone debating which of the Golden Girls was “the slutty one.”
Elizabeth Banks pointing out to Josh Duhamel that their cartoon cat masturbates to pictures of him.
It should be no surprise to you that we’ve been moderately-to-severely obsessed with Chris Pratt for a long time now. (Damn you, Anna Faris, for marrying him first!) (Also congratulations! You two seem like a really top-notch couple.) So we felt qualified to weigh in on the Parks and Rec‘s actor’s amazing before/after/even bigger than before photos on Conan last night. Let’s be honest, because this is a safe space here: Chris Pratt looks incredibly good whether he’s crazy jacked for Zero Dark Thirty, or 60 lbs heavier for a future project. Some people can just pull that off. Let’s all acknowledge it and let the truth to wash over us.
There are so many hilariously offensive lines and scenarios in the trailer for Movie 43, we’re having a hard time imagining how many more will fit into the full-length movie. It’s a veritable Scary Movie for the PC crowd. After watching it a couple of times, we’re a little more immune to the shock. Our innocent ears can now fully embrace the humor. Here, for your cataloging pleasure, is a list of all the terrible (amazing) things these stars do and say:
Anna Faris asks real-life husband Chris Pratt, “Will you poop on me?”
Emma Stone asks Kieran Culkin, “How’s your HPV?”
Halle Berry blows out a blind kid’s birthday candles on a dare.
Major congratulations need to go out to Anna Faris and her husband, Parks and Recreation star Chris Pratt. The actor couple are expecting their first child together. Their baby news comes three years after they tied the knot. This was after they met on the set of Take Me Home Tonight in 2007. Anna’s divorce from Ben Indra after their four-year marriage was only finalized in 2008, and she and Chris were hitched a year and a half later. It was only last year that Anna told People, “We would love to have kids someday. We want a family for sure. Chris wants a big family. It’s timing. It’s so hard in this industry.” All we know is the baby is due this fall, but don’t know if it’s going to be a boy or girl. But considering the comedic chops of the parents, we are so sure that baby Faris-Pratt is going to be born with quite a funny bone. Mazel tov, guys! They make such an adorable, low-key couple.
Would you watch a movie about a couple who have to keep pushing back their wedding, due to unforeseen circumstances? Normally, we’d answer, no. But when that couple happens to be Emily Blunt and Jason Segel, and it’s directed by Nicholas Stoller and produced by Judd Apatow, and it also co-stars Mindy Kaling, Alison Brie and Chris Pratt, we’ll probably get off the couch and get in line for tickets. The official trailer for The Five Year Engagement has been released. And, OK, we’re sold. But they’ll get married in the end, right? RIGHT? We’re not sure if we can handle all that waiting with no payoff.
This is exactly why we’re going to love Anna Faris in her upcoming movie What’s Your Number?Ã‚Â What other gorgeous blond leading lady would promote her sexy new rom-com by talking about terrible she is at the art of lovemaking? Very, very few. Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m not a very good lover,” Faris apparently told Marie Claire‘s Joanna Coles at a screening of the film this Tuesday. “IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m so nervous about my sexuality.Ã¢â‚¬Â Now, are you going to get gold like that from a Katherine Heigl or a Reese Witherspoon? Not on your life.
To illustrate another way in which she is distinctly unlike the protagonist of her upcoming film, the House Bunny star makes it clear that she is nowhere near the 20 partner limit set forth in the movie’s plot. “IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m at five,Ã¢â‚¬Â Faris, who is married to Parks and Recreation‘s Chris Pratt, explained. Ã¢â‚¬Å“DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you think five is kind of low? IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m 34!Ã¢â‚¬Â And she admits her actual age! This woman is so great, we’re going to give her a pass on Scream 3 and 4. Well…at least 4.
When we first saw these photos of Brad Pitt arriving at the premiere of Moneyball, we couldn’t shake the urge to go bowling. After a few White Russians we realized that it’s because Brad seems to be turning into our favorite cinematic slacker, Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski! The scraggly hair, the graying chin-beard, the shades, the goofy laid-back smile…Come on! But that’s just our opinion, man. At least he traded an open bathrobe for a sleek suit. The Brad, or His Bradness, or El Braderino (if you’re into that whole brevity thing) arrived at Oakland’s Paramount Theater without his lovely lady Angelina Jolie on his arm. But he seemed happy to sign autographs and pose for pix with his co-stars Chris Pratt and (super svelte!) Jonah Hill. The Brad abides. Peep the gallery below to check it out!
Anna Faris‘ romantic comedy What’s Your Number? doesn’t come out in America until this fall, but the international trailer—despite a visual quality that suggests it was found on a VHS tape from 1998—should definitely get you excited. Among the ex-boyfriends Anna hunts down to see if she missed “the one” are Andy Samberg, Zachary Quinto, Joel McHale, Anthony Mackie, Thomas Lennon, Martin Freeman and real-life husband Chris Pratt, with Chris Evans playing the helpful cad next door who probably winds up being Mr. Right.
Despite the predictability of the plot, Faris (who was an executive producer on the film) clearly holds her own against this formidable line-up of funny guys—we want to see more of when her fake English accent slips into “full Borat.” Plus Number, based the novel 20 Times A Lady and written by Seinfeld/Simpsons scribe Jennifer Crittenden and Scrubs writer Gabrielle Allen, looks way more enjoyably Apatow-ian than your usual movie about a woman afraid to face 30 on her own. Now you just have to wait until late September to see it!
Anna Faris sure has a thing for dresses that appear to be on backwards. The House Bunny star flashed major fly outside the 7th annual Best In Drag show in LA last night alongside husband and Parks & Recreation star Chris Pratt, who looked like one of The Hives in his black shirt and purple tie. Think Chris ever puts on a zip-front mini? After seeing those American flag swimming briefs, we wouldn’t be shocked if he did.
After faking us out in June by making us think they got hitched in Hawaii, Anna Faris and her beau Chris Pratt have confirmed that they actually got married in Bali. The nuptials occurred back on July 9 but their reps only just confirmed the marriage. It’s exhausting just trying to keep up with this, but now that we know it’s for real, we’d like to extend our congrats, both on the marriage and for being able to keep a secret in Hollywood.
The stealthy couple got engaged last year. [Photo: GettyImages]