It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And no – not because it’s the holiday season (although that does have its benefits). It’s the most wonderful time of the year because we’ve gathered the hottest selfies celebs have shamelessly snapped over the course of the year. Whether it’s Chris Pratt flaunting his slimmed down rockin’ bod, or Rihanna taking a flawless bikini-licious pic, this season is about to heat up. Big time. So go on and grab yourself some ice water, and prepare to be dazzled by The 13 Most Sensual, Scandalous & Sexy Selfies Of 2013. Don’t burn yourself on the keyboard. It’s that’s sizzlin’ people.
It’s almost 2014 and change is in the air! 2013 brought us amazing albums (shout-out to JT’s The 20/20 Experience and HAIM’s Days Are Gone) not to mention terrific movies like Gravity and Dallas Buyers Club. But the year has brought us more than music hits and film flicks that have kicked major butt… the year has also brought some unbelievable celebrity makeovers from start to finish.
Has it really been 10 whole years since Newport’s preppy dirtbag Luke Ward uttered the phrase, “Welcome to the O.C., bitch!”? It really has. Oof. The O.C. premiered in August 2003 on Fox and became an immediate addiction for some of us, thanks to the music, the melodrama, and of course, The Nana. A lot can happen in 10 years, which is why, when we were checking out some old episodes recently, we realized that the series has a huge share of guest stars who went on to become the next big thing.
Yes, we’ve been obsessing about the weather a lot around here, but in truth, it doesn’t matter what season we’re in, celebrities love to show off their midriffs. They’ve been putting in hours at the gym and laying off those carbs just to display their inhumanly flat stomachs, so the least we can do is take note. We’ve put together today’s guessing game to test your ability to I.D. the best abs out there. We even did the first one for you! Miley Cyrus’ crazy pants don’t detract from that Pilates-perfect torso. Now you go…
Adorable funny guy Chris Pratt has been hitting the gym to gain some muscles and trim the fat for his upcoming superhero role in Guardians of the Galaxy–and apparently he wanted us all to see. He put a hot photo of himself up on Instagram and added, “Six months no beer. #GOTG Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me.”
We love our hot, handsome and funny celeb stars no matter what size or shape they are, but we have to admit, when they’re cutting the carbs and clocking the cardio, the results are…well…hot.
Just in time for Martin Luther King Day, we have for you an exclusive red band trailer of the movie specifically designed to offend people of all races, creeds and sexual orientation, Movie 43. In the most hilarious way, of course, because that was MLK Jr.’s dream, right? When the first trailer came out, we pointed out the things we couldn’t help but laugh at, even though we knew we really shouldn’t. This new trailer includes many of those again — Anna Faris‘ indecent proposal to Chris Pratt, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber bullying their home-schooled teen, Terrence Howard’s totally racist basketball coaching technique — and a couple of other jems, namely:
- Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone debating which of the Golden Girls was “the slutty one.”
- Elizabeth Banks pointing out to Josh Duhamel that their cartoon cat masturbates to pictures of him.
Ew. But jeez, can you blame him?
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It should be no surprise to you that we’ve been moderately-to-severely obsessed with Chris Pratt for a long time now. (Damn you, Anna Faris, for marrying him first!) (Also congratulations! You two seem like a really top-notch couple.) So we felt qualified to weigh in on the Parks and Rec‘s actor’s amazing before/after/even bigger than before photos on Conan last night. Let’s be honest, because this is a safe space here: Chris Pratt looks incredibly good whether he’s crazy jacked for Zero Dark Thirty, or 60 lbs heavier for a future project. Some people can just pull that off. Let’s all acknowledge it and let the truth to wash over us.
There are so many hilariously offensive lines and scenarios in the trailer for Movie 43, we’re having a hard time imagining how many more will fit into the full-length movie. It’s a veritable Scary Movie for the PC crowd. After watching it a couple of times, we’re a little more immune to the shock. Our innocent ears can now fully embrace the humor. Here, for your cataloging pleasure, is a list of all the terrible (amazing) things these stars do and say:
- Anna Faris asks real-life husband Chris Pratt, “Will you poop on me?”
- Emma Stone asks Kieran Culkin, “How’s your HPV?”
- Halle Berry blows out a blind kid’s birthday candles on a dare.
Major congratulations need to go out to Anna Faris and her husband, Parks and Recreation star Chris Pratt. The actor couple are expecting their first child together. Their baby news comes three years after they tied the knot. This was after they met on the set of Take Me Home Tonight in 2007. Anna’s divorce from Ben Indra after their four-year marriage was only finalized in 2008, and she and Chris were hitched a year and a half later. It was only last year that Anna told People, “We would love to have kids someday. We want a family for sure. Chris wants a big family. It’s timing. It’s so hard in this industry.” All we know is the baby is due this fall, but don’t know if it’s going to be a boy or girl. But considering the comedic chops of the parents, we are so sure that baby Faris-Pratt is going to be born with quite a funny bone. Mazel tov, guys! They make such an adorable, low-key couple.
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Would you watch a movie about a couple who have to keep pushing back their wedding, due to unforeseen circumstances? Normally, we’d answer, no. But when that couple happens to be Emily Blunt and Jason Segel, and it’s directed by Nicholas Stoller and produced by Judd Apatow, and it also co-stars Mindy Kaling, Alison Brie and Chris Pratt, we’ll probably get off the couch and get in line for tickets. The official trailer for The Five Year Engagement has been released. And, OK, we’re sold. But they’ll get married in the end, right? RIGHT? We’re not sure if we can handle all that waiting with no payoff.