by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford All End Up In Bed Together For New Tequila Campaign

Do all famous people know each other? Do they only start business ventures with other famous people? Because this pairing — George Clooney and Cindy Crawford‘s mogul, extremely handsome husband Rande Gerber — seems perfect. The two gentlemen have been buddies and business partners forever and have just recently launched a tequila called ’Casamigos.’ The campaign for the new spirit is jaw-dropping and involves possibly every fantasy anyone could have. It features George with his mega-hot girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, and Cindy with Randy and it gets … heavy. Which is the polite term for “everyone drinks tequila and ends up in bed with each other.” We see Rande walking in with George and Cindy in bed with other, with Cindy looking like this is a Coyote Ugly kind of situation. It’s not, Cindy. Then, George walks in on Stacy and Cindy and looks like a kid who just got his candy stolen. Lastly, Cindy and Stacy walk in on Rande and George. Relax, the video is SFW and quite hilarious. Who knew that Stacy had such perfect timing? And while the advertisement, tongue firmly in cheek, urges you to “Please Drink Responsibly” we’re just going to say that we don’t want to, if it’ll give us a shot with Clooney.

by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Beyonce, Katy Perry And Darren Criss Head Up Our List Of The 30 Sexiest Celebrity Santas

The 30 Sexiest Celebrity Santas of 2012

It’s not easy to pull off red felt and white fur, but there are a few lucky celebrities out there that manage to look hot in it regardless! Yes, it’s Christmas yet again, the time of the year where we prepare for a large bearded man to break into our homes as we sleep. Wouldn’t it be so much cooler if, for example, Katy Perry were to come down our chimney instead? Or Beyonce?! When famous folks dress up as Santa Claus, it provides a really interesting/weird alternate reality holiday. Or the beginning of a festive porno, depending on how you look at it. Head on down to the gallery below to see 30 Santa’s whose laps you definitely wouldn’t mind sitting on! From Victoria’s Secret Angels like Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum and Barbara Palvin, to divas like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey. So step right up and check out the gallery of the ho-ho-hottest Santas around! It’s not only sexy, it’s tradition!

[Photo: Getty Images/Images]

by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Heidi Klum Proves She Didn’t Have An “Awkward Phase” By Tweeting A Gorgeous Teenage Modeling Pic

Most of us have that painful period during our teen years that we spend the rest of our life trying to forget. It’s forever known as “the awkward phase”, and photos from the era are purged from family albums in a manner that would do Stalin proud. Well, it seems that Heidi Klum never had that awkward phase. This would explain why she’s a world famous supermodel and we are not.

The former Victoria’s Secret Angel tweeted a photo over the weekend showing herself as a fresh faced (and GORGEOUS) 19-year old on one of her early modeling dates. “Wow! Check out this picture from 1992,” she wrote. “One of my very first photo shoots. This is my original hair color!” Though still a teen, Klum still stares down the lens like a pro. Must be the genes. Contrary to what Maybelline wants you to think, she’s definitely born with it. And so are many other super models! Check out the gallery below for some early pix of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, and tons more lovely ladies who have literally never taken a bad photo in their entire lives. Bask in their photogenic-ness!

[Photo: Twitter]

 

by Sabrina Rojas Weiss (@shalapitcher)

Lindsay Lohan’s Bangs, Solo Heidi Klum Kick Off Fashion Week With amFAR Gala

It was difficult for us to tear our eyes away from the wonder that is Lindsay Lohan’s new set of bangs and bizarre hairy wrists at last night’s amFAR Gala. But it was an event to kick off New York Fashion Week, so there was plenty more to see. Heidi Klum attending solo for instance, in a dazzling gold-and-black dress. Miss Universe Leila Lopes shining in red. Kellan Lutz looking like he’s modeling in a prom tuxedo catalog. Jennifer Hudson and Cindy Crawford palling around and both showing off some impressive cleavage. Terry Richardson appearing to keep his hands to himself. VH1 News was on the red carpet, so check out the vid below to get their A-listers inside scoop on Fashion Week!

[Photos: Getty Images]

by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

Cindy Crawford, George Clooney Tuxedo-Boat Around Venice

Rich people be boating’! Do you want to know the moral of these George Clooney and Cindy Crawford photos, as far as we can tell? If George Clooney wants to commandeer your water taxi on the way to the Venice Film Festival, you let him commandeer your water taxi on the way to the Venice Film Festival. Arriving at the premiere of his upcoming film The Ides of March, Clooney was joined by Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber while he jokingly took over the wheel. Nothing like a group of fabulously beautiful people, wearing formal wear, driving a boat at sunset through Venice to almost make us want to change out of our sauce-stained sweatpants. Almost.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

 

by Mark Graham (@unclegrambo)

Celebrity Baby Bump Flaunters: From The Prudish To The Shameless

When we saw pregnant Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak posing for the cover of In Touch Weekly wearing what looked to be a hand-me down bra and a weird pair of sheer panties last week, we immediate thought to ourselves, “That woman has no shame!” After the shock wore off, we began thinking: A) What other celebrities have flaunted their baby bumps on the cover of national magazines and B) Was their pursuit of fame more naked than their actual bodies?

Well, as we discovered during an intense round of research, there are two types of celebrities who use their unborn children to score themselves more publicity: the Prudes and the Shameless. Not every pregnant celebrity wants to pull a Demi Moore, you see. Some, like Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Celine Dion, don’t want to offend their base by showing too much skin. Others, like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, clearly see Moore’s famous Vanity Fair cover as a necessary (and fun!) step in advancing one’s career and deem it necessary to push cultural boundaries. So, what do your favorite celebrities score on either the Prude Meter™ or Shameless Meter™? There’s only way to find out!

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Oh, To Be In Los Cabos…

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Celebrities aren’t like the rest of us, clearly. The don’t have to be stuck, teeth chattering, in blizzards. When the weather gets rough, they get going to warmer, more decadent destinations. Of course, you have to have the body to loll about in itsy bikins. But that’s just another one of the gazillion reasons why they’re famous, and we’re just jealous.

While going, enviously, through holiday photographs, we realized that the place to be right now, ringing in the New Year, is Los Cabos in Mexico. Especially if you’re a dude, because sunning themselves there currently, at uber-schmancy digs, are Cindy Crawford, Molly Sims, Bar Refeali and Elisabetta Canalis. And ladies, you know where Elisabetta is, boyfriend George Clooney can’t be far behind…

Transport yourself to to sunny Cabos climes with this gallery of bikini’d beauties below. [Photo: Splash News Online]

by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

The 20 Sexiest Celebrity Nerds

When we see ridiculously attractive celebs driving their Ferraris to some hot Hollywood party with their glamourous spouse by their side, it hurts. To make ourselves feel better, we assume there must be a trade off for being so gorgeous and successful, and that these A-listers must be spectacularly stupid. Our wounded egos desperately try to console us by saying, “Yeah well, they may be better looking, more popular, and have more money than you, but….at least you probably did better on your SATs! And you got that junior year calculus grade up to a C+, so Matt Damon can suck it!”

But we’ve got some really bad news. Many stars not only have the beauty and the brawn, but million-dollar brains to match. Check out the gallery below to see which smart stars made our Hollywood Honor Roll! And be sure to see Waiting for Superman, the new documentary about the cracks in our education system and the super-smart kids trying to climb out of them.

[Photo: Images]