2013 was a historic year, with the government shut down, a brand new Pope, Breaking Bad ending its glorious television run and the Red Sox winning their first World Series at Fenway Park since 1918. But we know what you’re really thinking: Damn, it sure was a great year for butts! That’s right; donks, rumps, bums, backsides. Whatever you want to call it, there sure were a lot of them in the news this year. Just look at twerk titan Miley Cyrus, the ever-pantsless Rihanna and new mom Kim Kardashian. Lady Gaga even used a portrait of her derriere as the cover art for her new single! That’s why we’ve put together this comprehensive bracket of the most beautiful and influential butts of 2013. Check out your choices in the gallery above, and then head below to cast your vote!
Halloween has become the unofficial the last gasp of bikini season, the final strip-off before winter sets in and everyone turns into Slanket mummies for 6 months. But for now, the goal is to be the most creative with the least amount of clothing. And no one does that better than Hollywood A-listers!
What’s the best way to liven up another dull red carpet? Not wearing underwear, of course! That’s a classic trick used by tons of celebs looking for a sure-fire splash in the next morning’s headlines. For the naughty and rebellious edge, there is truly nothing better.
Summer may be wrapping up, but that doesn’t mean that the parade of super hot celebrity Twitpics and Instagrams is slowing down one bit! You know the drill by now: Throughout August we scoured the web to collect the very sexiest snaps that social media savvy celebs had to offer, and we think you’ll be very pleased with the results. No need to thank us, we’re just doing our job.
What makes a reality star these days? Whether you’re a pawn broker, an aspiring model or an already famous actor, all it really takes is the willingness to bare SOMETHING for our entertainment. Now, during the 2013 Bikini Awards, we’re happy that these ladies have been exposing some extra skin as well as their innermost secrets.
You know how it goes: As the weather gets hotter, so do the Twitpics and Instagrams. It’s a law of nature! This July was a scorcher, and it gave us plenty of beach pics and sexy shots to choose from, courtesy of your favorite artists and celebs!
We already shared our feelings on the rumors that Ice-T’s wife Coco had an affair with rapper AP.9. But just in case you missed ‘em, here’s a recap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We’ve been trying to put the whole ugly rumor out of our minds, but ol’ AP just won’t stop talking about it, making even more shockingly sexually explicit claims that they did the deed…with photos to prove it!
Throughout the year we try our very best to bring you the sexiest celebrity pics that the internet has to offer. But with today being Christmas and all, we knew that we really had to step up our game and go even better to give you the gift of glam. That’s why we’ve painstakingly scoured the web to track down the 50 hottest Twitpics and Instagrams of the entire year! Don’t worry, we weren’t doing anything today anyhow. 2012 has been a great time for social media savvy celebs, as more and more stars can’t resist the chance to give their fans a little sneak peek into their lives (and dressing rooms). All your favorites are in here, from Pop Queens like Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Beyonce, to Booty Queens like Coco, Kim Kardashian, Angela Simmons and Adrianne Curry. If there’s a famous person that you want to see with very minimal clothes, well then you’re in luck dear friend! Have another bite of figgy pudding and head down to the gallery below. Merry Christmas and happy new year, folks!
Before we begin, take a minute to evacuate the 10 mile radius around Ice-T, because he’s probably going to blow his top Mr. Vesuvius style. Who knows, maybe this is what the Mayans meant by the apocalypse. We were just recovering from the shock of Ice and Coco’s marital tiff last week. Mr. T made his displeasure known when pictures surfaced of another dude cozy up to his wife. Totally understandable. But if he was pissed about a little nuzzling, he gonna go ballistic at the rumor that the guy in the pic did a hell of a lot more than a peck on the cheek.
Rapper AP.9 is now claiming to have nude pictures of the always glam bombshell. On the surface that doesn’t sound so bad, considering the fact that Coco posts nude pictures of herself to her twitter and website almost every day. In fact, we’d wager that one out of every one person has nude pictures of Coco somewhere. But the rapper insists that these pix were taken in his bed. Dude…are you trying to make Ice-T kick your ass? Is this some kind of bet?
“AP.9 has been bragging that he has photos of Coco with him in a private room in Vegas, and that in some of them she’s on a bed, totally naked!” a source told RadarOnline. “He’s been putting feelers out to see if people want to buy the pictures and he’s claiming they’re really salacious and that a LOT more happened with Coco than just them posing in a night club.” The insider went on to say that Ap.9 is not spooked by Ice. For what it’s worth, he totally should be.
Coco has been giving us a peep show on her Twitter feed for years, so it made a lot of sense that the folks behind the Las Vegas burlesque show of the same name would want to partner up! Ice-T’s uber-voluptuous wife made her Peepshow debut last night at the Planet Hollywood Hotel, donning barely-there nude lingerie and wielding a huge pink feather boa. She looked right at home on the stage, but amazingly, Coco had her doubts about the whole undertaking. “I never even thought about it,” she told Vegas.com. “First of all, I don’t have the body.” We’re gonna stop you right there Mrs. T and respectfully disagree. Coco nervous about treading the boards of a topless Vegas stage review? That’s like Michael Phelps being scared to play Marco Polo in a kiddie pool!
“I’m short, and I’m kind of stocky,” the Ice Loves Coco star continued, proving that literally everyone has insecurities. “I would think, that will never happen. I always discussed it in dance class when I was nine years old. You know dancers, when you’re that age, you’re always trying to get to Vegas, that’s the level you want to get to, but even though I talked about it I never thought I was really going to be there someday.” You lived your dreams, Coco! Someone cue “A Moment Like This.” She’s taking over the role of Bo Peep, formerly played by Girl Next Door Holly Madison since July 2009. “It’s an exhilarating feeling to be practically naked, but you know I was just hoping that people would like my body. I’ve been working out really hard lately.” Head on down to the gallery below and see how her work paid off, and also take a look at some more lovely ladies who’ve appeared in the show!
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