As far as we’re concerned, Ice-T‘s wife Coco has transcended all race, gender, species and taste to become the most glorious being ever to have shown her butt using a laptop on Twitter. When it comes to who she really is, though, Coco’s voluptuous figure and deep faux tan have nothing on her ability to put up with her spouse’s ish on a daily basis for the past decade. “Honey, you’re giving it to them,” VH1’s Janell Snowden joked about the diva’s deep bronze look on the Grammy red carpet Sunday. “You might be mistaken for black tonight.” Agreed Ice-T, “Whoopi Goldberg called her a sister, and one of my buddies said, ‘Well, no, Coco is white.’ She goes, ‘Well, if Coco can deal with Ice-T’s mannish ass, she’s an honorary sister.'” Then Ice-T and Janell played Coco’s booty like a glorious snare drum. We could not make this stuff up if we tried.
As the music world continued to mourn the loss of Whitney Houston, many of the stars on the Grammy red carpet decided that the way to honor the late diva was not to tone down their dazzling gowns, but to let them shine. Taylor Swift, Jessie J., David Guetta and Carrie Underwood were all aglitter. Amber Rose went in an entirely different direction, lighting up the evening in a bright yellow Versace. And then there were a few ladies and gents whose simple black was not the stuff of mourning, but of total sex appeal: We’re looking at you, Rihanna and Kelly Clarkson. Which were your favorites of the night? Browse through the pics and then share your opinion in the comments!
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Is Coco gunnin’ for the part of Rizzo in Grease? Ice-T‘s lovely missus rolled up to Good Morning America‘s Times Square headquarters today in a skintight top that would do the Pink Ladies proud. And with shoes to match! It may be cold outside, but she heated things up for the fans and photographers who braved the chill to get a glimpse of her famous behind. In leggings that left nothing to the imagination, she definitely didn’t disappoint!
But it wasn’t all about the booty for Coco today. She swung by the morning show to talk about her philanthropic work. The model tweeted before her appearance that she intended to donate some of her coats to charity. Smokin’ hot and kind? You’re a lucky man, Ice-T. We’d try to steal her from you, if we weren’t totally certain that your punishment would be swift and brutal. So for now, we’re content to just soak up her hotness in the gallery below!
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“I am such a weird snow bunny,” MADtv alum Arden Myrin told VH1 News at Sundance over the weekend. “I have 40,000 outfit changes. I’ve got like 14 hats.”
Arden is bunny-hopping from her small-screen role in Suburgatory to two films appearing at Sundance, Wrong (about a man’s search for his lost dog) and Bachelorette (starring Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson and James Marsden). And she’s one of many actors, musicians and filmmakers relishing the chance to don their best knits, boots, scarves, furs and puffy coats in Park City this week. We like seeing them all bundled up like the rest of us who don’t reside in sunny California. Everyone from Coco to Robert Redford to Chris Rock to Skylar Grey ditched their typical red-carpet style for cozier gear. Check out the gallery below for a whole bunch of stars wearing their winter best. And come back soon for more photos from the film festival.
There are lots of times when we can ignore the fact that celebrities live better lives than us (like, this morning, when we read about Sinead O’Connor’s miserable love life, for instance). There are even times when we try to imagine that their lives are JUST LIKE our own (say, on Saturday when Paris, Prince and Blanket Jackson were on my JetBlue flight from the Bahamas to Orlando!!!). But then we get to work and browse through photos like the ones above and below, and realize we a) don’t have friends with yachts, and b) don’t have round-the-clock personal trainers and chefs to make us look amazing during the two months of the year when it’s impossible not to stuff your face daily. Anyway, at least we all get enjoy getting to look at pretty pictures. Democracy in action. Check out these pics of Katy Perry, Kimora Lee and Djimon Hounsou, Russell Simmons and Melissa George, Stephanie Seymour, Jon Bon Jovi, Serena Williams, Coco and Mischa Barton enjoying their Christmas weekend on the beach. And don’t miss our gallery of the 100 hottest celebrity bikini pics of 2011.
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It’s that time of year again when we reflect on everything we’ve accomplished, as well as the things we probably could have done better (like eating a few less slices of pumpkin pie) and make heartfelt resolutions for the new year. After all of the indulgences of the holiday season, we normally include the plan to live a healthier lifestyle at the very top of our list. If you need motivation to get fit in 2012, look no further than our collection of the 100 hottest bikini photos of 2011. It’s sure to inspire you to finally use that gym membership!
We’ve ranked the top 10 hottest bikini clad ladies, and included another 90 wildly sexy bikini shots, in no particular order. Enjoy!
1. Halle Berry
See sexy shots of Alessandra Ambrosio and her fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels in this 2011 Victoria’s Secret fashion show mega gallery!
Check out more bikini beauties after the jump!
What did we do before celebrities found out about Twitter? Whether it’s hot bodies in bikinis, hot bodies out of bikinis, scabs, famous people without makeup or ill-advised tattoos, 2011 was a great year for celebrity TMI tweets. Everyone from Gaga and Kanye to Katy Perry and Mariah Carey wanted to share the inside of their hearts (and pants and bathroom stalls) with the world. Not that we want them to stop, mind you! Not like we would ever want them to stop. In the meantime, check out the 28 Best TwitPics of 2011: Because you can’t untweet something once it’s been tweeted, no matter how hard you try.
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Grrrr! Coco released her fantastic curves into the wild this weekend as she strolled Miami beach in a barely-there leopard print bikini. The voluptuous star soaked up some rays along side her husband Ice-T, but she definitely wasn’t shy for the photographers. In fact, she went into full glamor gal mode, rolling out the poses and showing off her fab figure. The Florida trip is apparently part of a location shoot for Ice-T Loves Coco, which is entering its second season. “Went 2 the beach & was mobbed by paparazzi,” she tweeted. “Today I gave them a show & worked it in the water.” You can say that again, Coco. Check out the gallery below for more!
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In case you were wondering how fast society was approaching the Singularity, news that Coco’s butt is on Twitter answering questions about itself should give you a pretty good idea. “OMG.I woke up this morning & my ass was on Twitter answering questions..It has a mind of its own.Happy Thong Thursday!,” Ice-T‘s lady tweeted this morning. Besides your usual questions like “Wha?” and “How does it type?” and “Wait, so it was awake before you were, Coco?,”we took the liberty of imagining a (fictional) Q&A, with the queries we would like answered by Coco’s sentient derriere:
Q: @cocosworld Will you marry me?
A: @cocosbutt4mybride I’m already married to Ice-T, sorry! If they ever pass a law saying butts can have their own separate husband, give me a call!
Q: @cocosworld Any chance you’d ever work with Coco on some new tracks?
@ cocomusicisthegreatestmusicofalltime I keep telling her we need to do a cover of Sisqo‘s “Thong Song,” but she’s not having it! It makes sense, right?
Q: @cocosworld What do you think of the 2012 presidential race? Any plans to run?
A: @cocoforpresident Ugh, don’t even get me started on campaign finance reform! Maybe in 2016?
Q: @cocosworld Do you ever just sit? You know, just normal butt sitting?
A: @HalleKiefer Great question! My sheer glory actually creates a force field that allows me to levitate several inches off of any surface, so not really!
Q: @cocosworld Would you do it all again?
A: @jruntagh In a heartbeat.
[Photo: Coco’s Twitter]
We never want to come across like we’re saying anything bad about Coco, because it would risk pissing off her husband, Ice-T. And that would be like punching a hornet’s nest. So that being said, we’d like to say that Lady Coco is the very picture of class and elegance in this dress that appears to be constructed of black bondage tape. Goodbye H&M, hello S&M! We love the way the latex hugs her not-at-all-fake-in-any-way-seriously-guys-we-mean-it curves. She wore the sexy couture on the red carpet at the Vanity nightclub in Las Vegas, where she and Ice were hosting a party over the weekend. Ice-T probably wore something too (we guess), yet because he was standing next to Coco our brains didn’t register it. But we’re sure he looked very nice too! (We’re cool, right Ice?) Check out more in the gallery below!
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