For a second we were afraid we’d fallen asleep in a time machine (again) and woken up during the Royal wedding; that’s how elegant and classy Coco and Ice-T vow renewal photos look to us. The planet’s favorite couple renewed their vows this past Saturday at the W Hotel in Hollywood, celebrating their ten-year old marriage with a small group of loved ones. Surprisingly, Coco did not bear crawl in with the rings balanced on her famous ass, nor did any part her gown appear to be made of loose-weave fishnet (that we could tell; we’re no Vera Wang). Instead, she wore more fabric than her entire wardrobe spanning the last decade combined. This just goes to show every woman can chose to be a princess if she wants to be. And if a princess wants to have just a hint of areola exposed as she celebrates her special day, well, who are we to stop her?
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Earlier this morning, Coco tweeted, “Hey do you like my skills? Maybe I’ll try a beer bottle next time HaHa”. As it is with most of Coco’s pictures, this is NSFW!
Have you guys been sensing a deep disturbance in the Force for the past, oh, 40 billion years? Maybe you’ve been picking up on some lingering sense of imbalance and injustice that pervades everything on a molecular level? Luckily for the integrity of the space-time fabric continuum, Coco’s reality show is on the way! TMZ reports that Ice-T‘s wife and object of more fantasies than the lost city of El Dorado will be filming her upcoming show in New York, and we will be able to get to sleep at night without the feeling that something is not right in the world.
The only thing holding the universe together up until now has been Coco’s Twitter. However, the world has a thirst for the orange ingenue that no volume of Thong Tuesdays can satisfy. “Since the secrets out.Yes,been working really hard this month on my new Reality Show that airs June 12th on E! 1030pm after the Kardashians,” she tweeted this afternoon. The most shocking part of all of this is how it took this long for Coco to land a reality show, considering that is what she was put on Earth to do (besides vacuum in a fishnet cat suit, of course). Help us, Coco’s fantastic plastic butt! If you can’t save us, then who can?
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Coco traded her mesh bodysuits and string bikinis for jeans and a t-shirt while shopping with husband Ice-T in Miami Beach, FL. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Ice-T’s wife, Coco‘s definition of what people do during the week is a bit skewed. We’re not sure regular people hang out half-naked using various home appliances as props. Do they? Are we missing out on something here? Coco tweeted out a message recently, that reads, “Just me lounging on my kitchen counter top. Doesn’t everybody do that? Happy Thong Thursday!” To illustrate her point she also tweeted this picture (shown above), where she’s indeed making use of her kitchen counter, albeit in a slightly disturbing way.
Considering her proclivity to wear similarly stringed bikinis and barely-there catsuits, we’d say this is just another regular day for Coco. Nothing we haven’t seen before.