The FABlife Bikini Awards: The Wives Club

(It’s that time of year again! Welcome to TheFABlife Bikini Awards, where we pit half-naked celebs against each other and you vote for the finest skin-flaunter of the summer of 2011.)

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These lovely ladies are stars in their own right, but they also happen to be married (or almost-married) to some big players. Kelly Bensimon is the ex of photographer Gilles Bensimon and a Real Housewife of NYC, Vanessa Minnillo is the new Mrs. Nick Lachey, CoCo calls Ice-T her hub-e and Crystal Harris came thisclose to being Mrs. Hugh Hefner. But who is the hottest?

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Coco Is Having A Better Summer Than You

Look at you there, sitting in your cubicle, eating pretzel M&Ms you found in the bottom of a drawer while the only light you see all day is florescent or monitor. Meanwhile, these Coco bikini pics are proof that Ice -T‘s spouse is doing what God put her on this earth to do: test the durability of man-made fibers, and enjoy the the summertime. It’ll only be a matter of months before the seasons change, and Coco will once again head back into her sexy lady cave to settle in for hibernation. In the meantime, try to enjoy them before your next meeting.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Ice-T And Coco Renew Their Vows In A Shockingly Classy Fashion

For a second we were afraid we’d fallen asleep in a time machine (again) and woken up during the Royal wedding; that’s how elegant and classy Coco and Ice-T vow renewal photos look to us. The planet’s favorite couple renewed their vows this past Saturday at the W Hotel in Hollywood, celebrating their ten-year old marriage with a small group of loved ones. Surprisingly, Coco did not bear crawl in with the rings balanced on her famous ass, nor did any part her gown appear to be made of loose-weave fishnet (that we could tell; we’re no Vera Wang). Instead, she wore more fabric than her entire wardrobe spanning the last decade combined. This just goes to show every woman can chose to be a princess if she wants to be. And if a princess wants to have just a hint of areola exposed as she celebrates her special day, well, who are we to stop her?

[Photo: / Splash News Online]


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Coco Gets A Reality Show; Balance Returns To The Universe

Have you guys been sensing a deep disturbance in the Force for the past, oh, 40 billion years? Maybe you’ve been picking up on some lingering sense of imbalance and injustice that pervades everything on a molecular level? Luckily for the integrity of the space-time fabric continuum, Coco’s reality show is on the way! TMZ reports that Ice-T‘s wife and object of more fantasies than the lost city of El Dorado will be filming her upcoming show in New York, and we will be able to get to sleep at night without the feeling that something is not right in the world.

The only thing holding the universe together up until now has been Coco’s Twitter. However, the world has a thirst for the orange ingenue that no volume of Thong Tuesdays can satisfy. “Since the secrets out.Yes,been working really hard this month on my new Reality Show that airs June 12th on E! 1030pm after the Kardashians,” she tweeted this afternoon. The most shocking part of all of this is how it took this long for Coco to land a reality show, considering that is what she was put on Earth to do (besides vacuum in a fishnet cat suit, of course). Help us, Coco’s fantastic plastic butt! If you can’t save us, then who can?


Spot The Diff: Coco Goes Casual

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Coco traded her mesh bodysuits and string bikinis for jeans and a t-shirt while shopping with husband Ice-T in Miami Beach, FL. [Photo: Splash News Online]