Ice-T’s wife, Coco‘s definition of what people do during the week is a bit skewed. We’re not sure regular people hang out half-naked using various home appliances as props. Do they? Are we missing out on something here? Coco tweeted out a message recently, that reads, “Just me lounging on my kitchen counter top. Doesn’t everybody do that? Happy Thong Thursday!” To illustrate her point she also tweeted this picture (shown above), where she’s indeed making use of her kitchen counter, albeit in a slightly disturbing way.
Considering her proclivity to wear similarly stringed bikinis and barely-there catsuits, we’d say this is just another regular day for Coco. Nothing we haven’t seen before.
Halloween ain’t just for kids anymore. Celebs stepped out over the weekend in outfits that were equal parts scary and sexy. Kim Kardashian strutted her stuff as a Bavarian looking Red Riding Hood. Did she pick it up at Oktoberfest along with her dirndl? Coco and her Great Pumpkins hit the town as a (plastic surgeon’s?) nurse, and Snooki rocked it as…Queen of the Pickles?
Okay, we’ll be honest: we don’t know what a lot of these outfits are supposed to be. But that’s the magic of Halloween! Ã‚Â We don’t have to! It’s the one night of the year where it’s not slutty, it’s a costume! Tights, lots of skin, and body glitter: it ain’t just for skanks anymore.
Check out the gallery below to see the best Halloween hotness of 2010!
15. Angel and Annalynne McCord
13. Brooke Burke
12. Kim Porter
11. Kim Kardashian
10. Tori Spelling
9. Holly Madison
8. Kendra Wilkinson
7.Ã‚Â Alyson Michalka
6. Tara Reid
4. Carmen Electra
3. Chanel Iman
It may be a gray and dreary day here in NYC, but things are HOT HOT HOT in Miami. Ice T‘s unfathomably-curvy trophy wife Coco slathered on some oil and hit the beach in what she calls her “micro mini swimsuit.” As slight patches of orange fabric worked their damnedest to conceal her bare essentials, Coco soaked in some rays and frolicked in the ocean while her hubby chilled out beneath an umbrella.
Indulge in more tangerine elegance below, and if you haven’t had enough of the “toe,” check out one of our all time favorite posts, “Top 25 Most Shocking Celebrity Camel Toe Moments Ever.” [Photos: Splash News Online]
“Rise and Shine, I’m blessing u with a nice morning view. Rolling out of bed is hard.” Thus spoke Coco, wife of Ice-T and owner of one of the most flaunted backsides of our generation, first thing yesterday morning when she greeted the world with a Twitter picture of her bare bottom. Poetry, no?
Coco has never been shy about showing off her ass(ets), and we’ve certainly never been shy about loving her for that, but this is certainly the most bare-naked view we’ve gotten. So, in honor of Coco’s way with words and her way with squats, we would like to present a haiku and retrospective look at some of her finest work, call it a “Rear In Review” if you will. It’s all for you, Coco.
It’s Coco’s World, we
just live in it. No ifs, ands
or giant, round butts.
[Photo: Coco’s World]
John Mayer may be over Twitter, but there are plenty of attention-hungry starlets who can’t get enough of the @ccolades Twitter followers provide. Not to be restricted by 140 characters, Hollywood it girls (and it-ish girls) spend a good chunk of their time uploading pics of themselves wearing next to nothing, raking in new followers along they way. There’s an entrepreneurial spirit to the digital photo-shoots that have popped on Twit Pic and other photo sharing Twitter sites. Who needs a photographer, lighting guy, and make up, hair and wardrobe when starlets can create their own bikini centerfolds with their iPhones and Blackberries?
We’ve got the 7 sexiest Twitter addicts nominated below, but it’s up to you to pick the hottest one. Check out their stats below and vote for your favorite in our poll, and be sure to review their sexiest Twit Pics in the gallery below before casting your final vote. While you’re at it, we’ve got pics of Twitter’s worst over-sharers over at BestWeekEver, too!
Poor Coco! Her photographic work is being repressed by the close-minded bureaucrats who manage Tweetphoto.com. The lady with the junk in her trunk posted a sophisticated, artistic shot of herself mid-Brazilian bikini wax on Twitter. The self-portrait, which is clearly inspired by the work of such feminist luminaries as Cindy Sherman and Nan Goldin, depicts Coco laying erect on a waxing bed, a strip of waxing paper stuck to her pubic hair. The anticipation and nervous, feminine energy are tangible and the image channels the spirit of the women’s movement of the 70s and melds it with the objectification of women, a clashing contrast of what it means to exist as a female in the year 2010.
Er, or it’s just a picture of Coco about to get her pubes yanked out.
Regardless, the good people at Tweetphoto.com deemed the pic inappropriate (or Coco took it down) because the image is no longer available through Coco’s twitter account. It’s a good thing the fine people at ONTD grabbed it and saved it from being demolished, thus allowing Coco’s vision to be shared with the world. Enjoy, art fans!
Janet Jackson hasn’t had the easiest time since that infamous “wardrobe malfunction” in 2004. In the five years since, she’s lost her brother, broken up with long-time boyfriend Jermaine Dupri (though not before he vomited on her in public), suffered vertigo on stage and left her last record label after only one (flop) album. With all the great music she’s given us, we’re glad to see her smiling away at the special screening for Why Did I Get Married Too? in NYC last night, joined by everyone from Jill Scott and the Rev. Al Sharpton to Ice-T and CoCo (yes, star/writer/producer/director Tyler Perry was there too). While the film is unlikely to top the box office when it’s released in April (a little flick called Clash Of The Titans comes out the same day), Perry’s track record suggests Jackson should have another hit on her hands. She’s earned it!
[Photo: Getty Images]
Last night was a cold one in New York, and it seemed like the bigger the star attending Thursday’s From Paris With Love, the less they were willing to hide it. Star John Travolta and guest Hugh Jackman both posed on the red carpet from under winter coats, while starlets shivered in wait to show off designer dresses (co-star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers split the different in a suit). Among the other guests were Ice-T, Coco, James Lipton, Hairspray‘s Nikki Blonsky and—in the coolest pairing of the night—John Waters and his former Serial Mom, Kathleen Turner. Hey, when’s the musical adaptation of that coming out?