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Tila’s Ex Courtenay Semel Checks Into Rehab

Courtenay Semel, best known for seducing Lindsay Lohan long before Sam Ronson and for her Emmy-nominated work* on E!’s Filthy Rich Cattle Drive, has checked into rehab. Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel and ex-girlfriend of Tila Tequila, and her pops recently cut her off after she assaulted a security guard. In January, she allegedly beat up her current girlfriend, heiress Casey Johnson, and set her hair on fire. Just the kinda sh*t that turns Lindsay on!

Her rep says, “Courtenay has indeed checked into rehab . . . She’s emotionally, physically and mentally exhausted. She is now taking responsibility for her actions and is excited for her chance to start over.” She’ll apparently be focused on her self-healing for three months.  [NYP. Photo: GettyImages]

*This was a joke.

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Look! It’s Tila Tequila’s Boobs!

Tila Tequila and girlfriend Courtenay Semel were busy whoring it up for the paparazzi outside the afterparty for the American Music Awards at Social in L.A. We have a hunch that the on-again pair realized that they get more attention together than they do alone, and are somehow making it work. Not wearing a shirt underneath your jacket helps, obviously. Courtenay has even stepped up her skank game – check out her backless dress, courtesy of 2002. Did Paris Hilton drop off some clothes at Salvation Army? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Tila Gives New Girl A Shot At Love

It’s impossible to keep up with Tila Tequila‘s love life. Two weeks ago, Tila was cuddling at a fashion show with ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel, who had not only dumped her about a month ago but had allegedly cheated on her, too. A mere week ago, Page Six wrote that Tila was straddling the Mac Guy (aka Justin Long) during a makeout session in Las Vegas.

The latest update on Tila’s quest to find love comes from paparazzi photographers who claim the unidentified girl she’s locking lips with in front of the Crown Bar in Los Angeles is her “latest lover.” You can’t always believe the paparazzi, but the pictures look pretty convincing. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Tila: Still Kissing Girls, Still Horny For Attention

Surprise, surprise! Tila Tequila has gotten back together with on-again-off-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel, probably because she realized that she gets more attention kissing girls than blowing air kisses alone. The pair cuddled close at a fashion show in LA on Friday night, where Tila attempted to engage the cameras by lifting up her skirt for all to see. Luckily, she failed at flashing the world, and succeeded only in reminding us what an attention ho she is, and how much we love it. Check out more pics below – Tila would want you to!  [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Tila Tequila Dumped Again

Has there ever been a bisexual reality television star as unlucky in love as Tila Tequila? Apparently not. The sapphic sexpot has been dumped by Yahoo! heiress Courtenay Semel after several months of exchanging bodily fluids in very public displays of affection. There’s no word on who the lucky lesbian is that snagged (or is it stole?) the ultra-moneyed Semel, but she was spotted holding hands with the brunette above before entering a bar in West Hollywood.

According to one report, Courtenay broke off the relationship after cheating on Tila. Ouch! Whatever will Tila do now? Should she try to sign on for MTV’s A Shot at Love 3? Or should she take a long pause before giving out any more “keys” to her heart?

Take a look back at Tila and Courtenay in happier times. [Photo: Splash News Online]


Tila Tequila And Courtenay Semel Are Posers

Tila Tequila may have been dumped in the finale of her reality TV dating show, but it didn’t take her long to score Yahoo! heiress and former Lindsay Lohan gal pal Courtenay Semel. These pictures of the two frolicking at a hotel pool in Hollywood were snapped last Monday, only a couple of days before Courtenay spent a night in jail for battering a security guard at a club in Las Vegas. According to photographers, Tila and Courtenay were rubbing lotion all over each other and downing shots — of tequila, we presume.

It’s kind of hard to imagine that these high-res, close-up shots weren’t staged. If you think about it, who looks this hot, happy, in love and put-together while taking a casual afternoon swim? But here’s the bigger question: Is Courtenay Semel the reason that Tila Tequila presumably won’t be returning for MTV’s A Shot at Love 3?

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Courtenay Semel Busted For Battery

Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila‘s lesbian girlfriend, spent the night in a Las Vegas jail for allegedly smacking a security guard in the back of the head. The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, who is the rumored ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan, was allegedly falling over drunk and decided to leave a lasting impression on her way out of Pure nightclub. Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while her pals, including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, waited for the popo to arrive and bust her for battery.

Earlier in the night, according to the New York Post, Courtenay ate dinner at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian while being filmed for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We’re sure it was the sake’s fault!

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Battle Of The Hot Hollywood Lesbian Couples

Hollywood’s skankiest came out last night for the opening of the new Apple Lounge, and the lady-on-lady couplings were in full effect. Scandalist fave Lindsay Lohan cropped topped her way on the red carpet to join Samantha Ronson, while camera-hog Tila Tequila showed up with her current gal pal and LiLo ex, Courtenay Semel. We’ve got both of the penis-free pairs below – feel free to pick a favorite to obsess over. (Are crop tops going to be a trend? Someone let us know so we can order an ab buster to hide in our closet.)

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Tila Tequila Kisses Her Girlfriend, Likes It

Good news! Tila Tequila is still stringing along Yahoo! heiress Courtenay Semel. The pair were spotted over the weekend out at an LA club “giving each other lap dances and sneaking in kisses in the corner.” How sweet! We found them getting skanky for the camera at an event last Thursday. MTV has announced that Tila’s hit show A Shot At Love is coming back for a third season, but the starlet’s name is mysteriously absent from the title. Has Tila moved on from her show and found love for real this time?  [NYP]

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Tila Snags Lohan’s Ex-Gal, Yahoo! Heir Courtenay Semel

Courtney Semel isn’t a household name (not even after appearing on Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive on E!), but she should be. She’s rumored to have gotten it on with Lindsay Lohan, and up until recently was dating Johnson & Johnson heir Casey Johnson. Semel’s an heir of sorts herself – her dad Terry was the CEO of Yahoo! But it looks like her most recent relationship has ended after a fling this week with Tila Tequila – and we’ve got the pics to prove it! Check ‘em out below – seems like they pair were caught getting a little flirty, huh!?

A source tells Scandalist exclusively that Semel is a notorious playgirl – she even supposedly stole an LA guy’s girlfriend away from him a few years ago. Yahoo! [NYPost]

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