by (@shalapitcher)

From Ashton Kutcher To Lisa Robin Kelly: A Post-That ’70s Show Scorecard

Nothing demonstrates the highs and lows of post-sitcom fame like these two stories from the weekend: Ashton Kutcher has signed on to play Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic (we totally called it, btw), and Lisa Robin Kelly was arrested for domestic violence. You’re forgiven if you don’t remember Kelly — she played Eric’s hot older sister Laurie, who once dated Kutcher’s Kelso, on That ’70s Show for four seasons. (She left the show amid rumors of drug problems, returned to the show for a few eps in season five and then was replaced by Christina Moore in season six.) Actually, the popular Fox sitcom, which is on every day and night in syndication, is one of those rare shows that was neither a curse nor a surefire launching pad for its stars. We thought we’d look back on how its stars faired after leaving the Formans’ basement behind for good, and scored them on a scale of 1 to 5 Day-Glo flowers.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Ashton Kutcher Parties With His Boys, But Where’s Demi Moore?

Ashton Kutcher partied with his posse of boys in L.A last night. He was hosting a party for eyewear brand Warby Parker and hung out with his That ’70s Show gang, Wilmer Valderrama and just-hitched Danny Masterson, who was DJ-ing. The actor looked relaxed and as a source points out, “Ashton was just catching up with the guys and mingling. He was just hanging out.” Some pretty cool pictures came out of the night due to Ashton’s tweeting, including the collage above. Nothing wrong with a boys’ night out, but seriously, where the hell is Demi Moore? He’s been out solo for some time now, including his last public event at GQ‘s Gentleman’s Ball. What’s the status with those two? Are we ever going to see the couple out together again?

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by (@missmuttoo)

Danny Masterson And Bijou Phillips Are Married!

Congratulations, Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips! The longtime couple — they’ve been together for eight years — got married yesterday in Ireland, according to People. Masterson has Irish roots, so the wedding took place in a private castle in Tipperary (cue “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary”) surrounded by close friends and family. And if that doesn’t sound completely ideal, then get this — Bijou wore a custom made Zac Posen wedding gown. The celebrations started a week prior to the ceremony and hey, an Irish party is something anyone would want in on. Good luck, you two. Hopefully some pictures will be released soon because we’re dying to see that gown!

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Rihanna
New York, NY

Sneaking out during the credits of Tropic Thunder at the Regal Cinema in Times Square.

Anderson Cooper
New York, NY

Walking his dog in front of Whole Foods at 24th St. and 7th Ave.

Jamie Foxx
Las Vegas, NV

Partying at the Palms Hotel Casino and Resort.

Danny Masterson
Los Feliz, CA

Hanging out at a backyard BBQ at a friend’s house.