We love it when celebrities do exactly what we would do at a fancy event, i.e. loudly joke about wetting themselves. At the opening of the Venice Film Festival yesterday, director Darren Aronofsky joked with George Clooney about the bladder malfunction he had in Clooney’s exact chair last year. “Let’s just say you should be [...]
Darren Aronofsky Wants Christian Bale Aboard Noah’s Ark
If you want to go dark, there’s really only one brooding, bearded ball of dramatic angst you can call. Having proviously announced his edgy cinematic take on the fable of Noah’s ark, allegedly director Darren Aronofsky wants Christian Bale to brave the flood and wrangle giraffes in his planned $130 million epic. Vulture alleges that [...]
Darren Aronofsky Plans Dark, Edgy Noah’s Ark Movie
We already let Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky ruin leotards for us, and now he’s going ahead and taking our children’s Bible stories too. Deadline reports that Darren Aronofsky’s Noah’s Ark movie will be an “edgy re-telling” of the biblical tale most of us learned via wooden puzzle or soft book. We guess if Kristen [...]
Pharrell’s Hotness Stars In Darren Aronofsky-Directed Commerical
Oh, we’re sorry, what is this ad even for? We literally remember nothing from Pharrell Williams Revlon commercial, except for the mind-blowing hotness that was the N.E.R.D. singer acting love-struck in a three-piece suit. The Darren Aronofsky-directed commercial has a bit of the director’s Black Swan shadows-and-many-mirrors glamor, but with more Pharrell where the grotesque [...]
Natalie Portman Thanks Darren Aronofsky For Making Her Fat
There was plenty of thanksgiving tonight when Natalie Portman win Best Actress at the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards, but a lot of it had more to do with Natalie’s ballooning waistline than with her amazing performance in Black Swan. Portman won the award over a group of stellar performers, including The Kids Are Alright’s Annette [...]
Rachel Weisz And Darren Aronofsky Split, Because Hot Actresses And Nerdy Directors Just Don’t Mix
TMZ reports that Darren Aronofsky and Rachel Weisz have split after nine years together. They add to the slew of celebrity couples breaking up over the last month, with Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord, Carey Mulligan and Shia LeBoeuf, Blake Lively and Penn Badgely and David Arquette and Courteney Cox all going their separate ways. [...]
