March 24th, 2009 | 2:45 pm by

Diablo Cody Gives Friends Ultra-Crude Necklaces

The only piece of friendship jewelry we’ve ever had is one of those “Be Fri” and “St End” necklaces in the fifth grade. It was so innocent and wholesome. In a way, Diablo Cody is bringing the friendship necklace back, but true to form, Cody’s doesn’t say “Best Friend,” it says, um, “F*ck My Face.” [...]

September 18th, 2008 | 11:24 am by

Diablo Cody To Haters: “Leave Me The F*ck Alone!”

Someone (possibly named “Film_Fan78″) pissed off Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody something fierce lately. Seemingly apropos of nothing, Cody is throwing a fit about haters on her MySpace blog. Here are some of the many highlights. “I am not Charlie Kaufman or Sofia Coppola (much as I supplicate at their Cannes-weary feet.) I’m not Paul Thomas [...]

August 11th, 2008 | 3:06 pm by

No Megan Fox “Boobage” In Jennifer’s Body, Claim Angry Nerds

Hell hath no fury like a dork scorned. Film freaks are at half mast upon learning that Megan Fox‘s promised topless scene in Jennifer’s Body—the only reason a non-Diablo Cody fan would be excited about the upcoming horror comedy—was nowhere to be seen at a recent sneak preview. A writer on JoBlo believes that a [...]