Looks like Lindsay Lohan just gave her dad something new to shriek about. The troubled starlet had to give a deposition this morning for a lawsuit by the alleged hostages of her wild 2007 DUI, with mom Dina personally chaperoning her from NYC to LA to make sure she made it (after missing two earlier [...]
Lindsay Lohan Furious After Dad Brings Police To Apartment
Looks like Michael Lohan meant it when he said he’d do whatever it takes to make his daughters fly straight. Lindsay Lohan has been tweeting up a storm since her estranged father showed up with police at her apartment today to check on her 16-year-old sister Ali. While the “welfare check” was reportedly inspired by [...]
Lindsay Was Dating Heath Ledger, Claims Latest Phone Tapes
Michael Lohan seems to be on one twisted mission to make sure there is nothing we don’t think, or think we know about Lindsay Lohan left. Ever. His latest phone call recordings have Lindsay’s mom Dina claiming that Lindsay was dating tragic actor Heath Ledger when he died in 2008, and that his death “f*cked [...]
Lohan Parents Awkward Run-In
Dina Lohan and ex-husband Michael Lohan had an awkward run-in on Saturday when they both showed up at the Super Saturday 12 in Watermill, NY. Wonder what they talked about? Maybe Dina heard her ex was going to be there and she wanted to get her overdue child support check. Michael then probably told her [...]
Lindsay Lives in Filth, Shows Sister ‘The Ropes’
If ever there was a family that epitomized the rampant dysfunction destroying all that is good about America, it is the Lohans. When you take away the drugs, sex, bones, maxed out credit cards, tacky Gucci bags, and tanning spray they’re just a bunch of loons living in denial. Take for example, Dina Lohan, who [...]
Celebrity Mother’s Day Smackdown: Vote For The Most Fab Moms
It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday and we want you to tell us which mommas are the most fabulous. We’ve paired together celebs to compete in our Celebrity Mother’s Day Smackdown. Vote in categories like sexiest (Angelina Jolie Vs. Salma Hayek), funniest (Tina Fey Vs. Amy Poehler) and most influential (Michelle Obama Vs. Hillary Clinton). After [...]
Dina Lohan Sounds Even Crazier On Twitter
How did we just discover the digital masterpiece that is Dina Lohan‘s Twitter page? Her rants – all of which defend her bag-of-bones daughter Lindsay – get awkwardly cut-off in the middle, as she clearly hasn’t mastered writing in under 140 characters. Here’s just a sample of one of our favorites, which is clearly about [...]
Dina Needs Someone To Buy Her Debt
Oh dear! Worst mom ever, Dina Lohan, apparently owes $11,485.74 in taxes on her Merrick, Long Island home. Apparently having a crappy reality show on E! just isn’t what it used to be, and Dina’s dealing with some serious debt. Lindsay’s enabler needs to fork over the fee by tomorrow, or the tax lien placed [...]
Scandalist’s Top Teeniles: 9 Celebs Who Dress Half Their Age
Scandalist has noticed a disturbing trend plaguing Hollywood these days: older celebrity ladies in the prime of their lives dressing like they’re on their way to a Jonas Brothers concert. This fashion illness – known as going teenile – befalls famous middle-aged woman. Symptoms manifest themselves by the presence of tight denim, belly shirts, frilly [...]
Ali Lohan Will Regret This Decision
Dina Lohan showed up at Animal Fair magazine’s costume party last night with her favorite pet, daughter Ali. We normally feel nothing but apathy towards the mess of Lohans romping the earth, but there’s something undeniably sad and relatable about Ali dressing up like a sexy cat for Halloween. The costume comes at the height [...]
