by Liz Black

Dr. Drew Continues To Provoke, Basically Calls Snooki An Alcoholic And A Freak

Dr. Drew Pinsky has never been shy about sharing his opinion, but lately he’s been calling out celebrities for their behavior and it can be scathing at times. Recently he predicted that Brangelina‘s relationship would end in a “nuclear eruption” and today Pinsky is targeting Snooki and the people who love her.

The good doctor, who’s publicizing his new show called Dr. Drew Pinsky, takes a dig at the Jersey Shore star, saying “Forget her behavior. She’s no different from any other alcoholic. Let’s talk about why we watch it.” While we don’t condone drinking to excess or waking up in garbage cans, as Snooki claims to do regularly, we don’t know if great to publicly call out someone you consider to be an alcoholic. To his point about why we watch, well, it’s the best of everything. A train wreck meets high comedy. Soft core porn meets your worst nightmare. It’s got something for everyone, really.

Dr. Drew followed up with another biting remark about Snooki, saying “I’ve said this before — we’ve gone from fascination with physical freaks to fascination with behavioral freaks.” Again, not the most constructive thing to say about someone if you truly believe they need help, and we’re inclined  to think he’s overstepping his bounds with his blunt critiques.  But then again, it’s certainly a great way to publicize your new show.

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by Liz Black

Tila Tequila Signs On For Celebrity Rehab Despite Lack Of Addiction

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Tila Tequila obviously has something wrong with her, but we never attributed it to a drug or alcohol problem. She wants us to believe she has an addiction though, because Tila just signed up for Celebrity Rehab. The reality star/Twitter addict (hey, is that her problem?? Can Dr. Drew Pinsky wean her off the internet?) is currently the only person signed up for the show, a show which is successfully redefining both “celebrity” and “rehab” now that she’s going to appear. (Seriously, can you rehabilitate narcissism and pathological lying about false pregnancies? Because those seem to be her greater issues.)

The series has been struggling lately to find willing participants for the new season after a $1 million offer was rejected by Lindsay Lohan, and other celebs like Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen both declined. If additional cast members don’t sign on, the show may be canceled.

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by Liz Black

Lindsay Turns Down $1M Paycheck To Appear On Celebrity Rehab

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Proving that she either really doesn’t need the money, is too proud to get help, or she just hates Dr. Drew Pinksy that much, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down a lucrative offer to appear on the latest season of Celebrity Rehab. The show was willing to pay the actress whatever she is $1 million to appear on Rehab and Sober House.

TMZ reports that a few other celebs were approached for the show, and they’re a fairly A-list bunch compared to prior years, but they all said no. The list includes Heather Locklear, who was just busted for driving into a sign, Brooke Mueller, and Jenna Jameson. To be fair, Jameson has been cleared of drug use so it’s no wonder she declined. Charlie Sheen is reportedly on the show’s list of candidates as well, but we’re pretty sure that will never happen. No word on who else will participate in the upcoming season which starts filming next month.

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by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Lindsay Lohan Joins The Walking Dead

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Watch out New York! Lindsay Lohan has arrived in the Big Apple, and in true Lohan fashion she looks as though she just emerged from the ground and is on the hunt for some brains. Lindsay is currently feuding with VH1′s own Dr. Drew Pinksky, after the hunky gray-haired DILF told Radar Online, “If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police and make sure she was arrested. I would  make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program.”

Lindsay’s response to Dr. Drew: “He’s a quack and a sell-out,” which is a funny reaction coming from a former actress who spend most of her time selling overpriced leggings and tanning spray.

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by Anthony Miccio

Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Abuse

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Sober House star Andy Dick was arrested on sexual abuse charges early Saturday morning, following a performance at the Funny Bone club in Huntington, West Virginia. “My old lady knew he was pretty big deal and she wanted a picture with us three in the picture,” accuser Justin Hayes told Radar, who spotted Dick at the local bar Rum Runners after his show. “I went up to tell him—it was loud in the bar and I had to get towards his ear and then he started kissing me on the neck…I backed up and he started going towards my private area. It pissed me off really bad.” An intervening security guard accused Dick of attempting to grab his crotch, leading to the arrest.

Though Dick has a long history of invading personal spaces—from his 2008 groping of an underage girl outside a restaurant in LA (for which he’s on probation), to his physical removal from Jimmy Kimmel Live after grabbing Ivanka Trump, to the tongue bath he gave guests at Comedy Central’s William Shatner Roast, the comedian has asked fans to not to assume the worst. “There are two sides to every story,” he responded via Dr. Drew Pinsky‘s Twitter. “Please reserve judgment until you hear mine. Thank you.” Dick, having posted bail was back at the Funny Bone Saturday night, joking “are there any cops in the building?” According to the club owner, there were about thirty.

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by Anthony Miccio

Report: Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab

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Guess we know one of Tiger Woods‘ New Year’s resolutions. People is reporting that the philandering golfer is currently holed up in The Meadows, an exclusive Arizona rehabiliation clinic. Though X17 made the claim in late December, People‘s unnamed sex therapist dates his time of entry just after New Year’s. Depending on who you believe, he may have wanted some holiday bro time—or one last tango with mistress Rachel Uchitel—before checking in.

Discussing the situation with People, Vh1′s Dr. Drew Pinsky was less than certain sex rehab would solve the problem.”The feature here that has caught everyone’s attention is that he seems to be maintaining relationships with all these people – not just have sex with them…We’re speculating sex and love are the primary issues. They may not be.”  It sure doesn’t look like Woods’ recovery process involves wife Elin Nordegren, who’s still in suburban Orlando with the kids. According to X17‘s source, the golfer’s clinic stay may have more to do with rehabilitating his career, anyway. “His handlers forced him to enter the program. They feel that if he blames his cheating on addiction, the public will forgive him.” How soon before the tearful Barbara Walters interview?

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by Lauren Olson (Deiman)

Dr. Drew: Closet Dreamboat?

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Dr. Drew, is that you? Man of sound advice and sympathetic ears? We’ve already been crushin’ on Dr. Drew Pinsky for his classic good looks and genuine personality on “Celebrity Rehab” and “Sex Rehab,” but who knew that beefy pecs and toned shoulders lay beneath his shirt and tie? Think he’d be willing to conduct all further therapy sessions dressed like this? We can only dream. [Photo: Splash News Online]

by Lauren Olson (Deiman)

Mary Carey Returns To Her Roots

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Porn star, VH1′s Celebrity Rehab patient, and recovering alcoholic Mary Carey has returned to XXX films, much to the dismay of Dr. Drew Pinsky. To avoid temptation and the risk of relapse, Pinsky urged Carey to ditch the hardcore world of adult films during her stay at his rehabilitation center.

Carey’s comeback film, Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, hits the racks on June 2nd.

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