This week I was hoping to get my Betty Drapes fix but, sadly, I did not. Instead, I got force-fed Heinz Ketchup and Don’s cheating AGAIN. Trust me, I love putting ketchup on a lot of things, but too much can just ruin a meal. We only get one scene with Peggy, but you definitely get a big whiff of her newly found attitude and balls. So without further ado, here are the top ten moments from Mad Men you’ll trade a pack of cigs for!
Like always, there was a lot of smoking, drinking and sex this week on Mad Men. On top of that, there was North Korea dinner chat, awkward brothel scenes, and Heinz ketchup got all over everything. We missed #BettyWhatTheHell, but hopefully next week we’ll catch up with her shenanigans. Here are the Top 10 moments from Mad Men the Women’s Movement is trying to forget about. Here we go!
APRIL 7 APRIL 7 APRIL 7! Did you get that? You better mark that date in your calendar with ink (no, no, with blood!) because that’s the day our beloved Mad Men returns to the airwaves for its 6th season on AMC! Show creator and drama virtuoso Matthew Weiner has been doing the press rounds, opening up on the latest developments and what we can expect from the surely-epic 2-hour premiere.
“This year it’s really constructed like a film,” he tells Entertainment Weekly. “It is its own story and hopefully it foreshadows the rest of the season…You should know what happened at the end of last season before you see the episode. The whole season is in reference to last season.” OK, sounds good Matt. But what about the plot!? Does Don cheat on his new wife Megan? Will Peggy return to the Sterling Cooper fold? Not surprisingly, he’s staying rather tight-lipped on the subject. But we’ll be counting down the days until we find out! These moody black and white promo photos will have to hold us over.
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If you’re anything like us, you still occasionally stop in the middle of the produce aisle or on the elliptical to ponder out loud, “Why did Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss have to break up?” Apparently the SNL star is finally ready to reveal at least part of the truth behind his divorce from the Mad Men star. How they hooked up in the first place…well, that’s still anyone’s guess. “I think I was a terrible husband, I think I’m a terrible boyfriend,” Armisen revealed on Howard Stern. Howard Stern went on to conjecture that Moss must “f—king hate” Armisen to have once commented “the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.” Fred replied, “I imagine so.” Yikes. So…the answer seems to be that Fred Armisen is just the worst?
“I want it all — fast,” the Portlandia star said by way of explanation. “I want to be married . . . the amount of girls I’ve lived with right away . . . and then somewhere around a year, two years, I get freaked out.” Okay, well. We’ve probably heard enough. Oh, we haven’t? “Do you feel entitled to more women?” Stern inquired. “I don’t want to admit that out loud to myself, but that probably is it,” Armisen replied. Oh double yikes. We could read that Al Roker poop story while eating beef chili, but hearing Fred Armisen say he wants “more women” makes our insides frown.
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Harry Potter starlet Bonnie Wright showed up at Jo Malone’s Thoroughly Proper Party in London on Wednesday lacking her long flowing locks. After years of being linked to her character Ginny Weasley with trademark titan tresses, maybe she followed in the footsteps of Emma Watson, who famously cropped her hair as soon as the series ended to get some distance from the franchise. Or she’s just hopping on the short hair band wagon!
It seems like ever A-lister has gotten the urge to hack of the hair this year. Some like Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron and Evangeline Lilly went super short for film roles, whereas former American Idol singer Kellie Pickler got a buzz to support her friend being treated for cancer. And then there are music mama’s like Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and Alicia Keys who went short just for the hell of it. Head on down to the gallery below to see 20 lovely ladies who took the hair plunge in 2012!
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They say that less is more, and that’s definitely true for these lovely ladies who hit up the 2012 Emmys red carpet with short haircuts! Girls star Lena Dunham made her first big Hollywood event appearance since “Miley-ing” her hair a few weeks back, and just like Ms. Cyrus she looks ahhhh-mazing! We’re especially diggin’ the smokey eyes makeup. Mad Men‘s Elisabeth Moss also showed off her newly short ‘n’ blonde ‘do, while Julianne Hough had us fooled by pinning her long tresses in a cute 1920s flapper fringe. Ginnifer Goodwin loked adorable as ever with her trademark pixie, so there’s no surprise there. And then there’s Jeremy Davies, who apparently got into a fight with some hedge clipper wielding dude. Or maybe he just got run over by a lawn mower. In any event, it’s a dramatic look, similar to the hairstyle we rocked when we were three and cut our own hair. Get a closer look in the gallery below! And then cast your vote in our poll for who had the best short ‘do.
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Every day we wake up, run to the calender and see if it’s finally March 25. Why do we do this? Because that’s the day Mad Men finally returns to our TV sets! It’s been over a year, and we have so many questions that need to be answered, so many characters to catch up with…and so many sexy styles to feast our eyes upon. At least the cast has been helping us out on that last part, with Jon Hamm, January Jones, and Christina Hendricks appearing in an endless stream of sizzling spreads for magazines around the world. The latest comes from from Elisabeth Moss, who appeared on the cover of Page Six Magazine yesterday looking light-years away from her dowdy Peggy Olsen alter ego.
“Sometimes you just wanna wear somethin’ real tight and show it all off,” she says, donning a trench coat, bra and not much else for most of the shoot. “Lately I’ve been in that mood.” Despite this mood, Moss says she doesn’t regret having to stick to a much more subdued wardrobe for her role on the show. “I would much rather have an interesting character to play. I didn’t get into the business to be a model.” But one look at these red hot pics shows that she could definitely be at home on the catwalk. In fact, the show boasts perhaps the most attractive cast in TV history (sorry, Golden Girls).
It’s been a long year and a half since we’ve seen Don, Betty, Peggy and Joan and all of their glamorous glory, and we’re not sure if we can take another few weeks. So to fill the Draper-shaped hole in your heart, here are some of the hottest shots of everyone’s favorite 1960s crew (sorry, Beatles). Is it March 25 yet? How about now?
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Is it just us, or do there seem to be more and more televised award shows each year? That means one thing (and it has nothing to do with awards)—there’s more red carpet fashion than ever. When we compiled our list of favorite fashion moments from 2010, we had quite a crop to choose from. Gone are the days where the only shows worth mentioning were the Emmys, Grammys and Oscars. This year’s style compilation comes to you courtesy of the Creative Arts Emmys, the SAG Awards, and even the ESPYs. Oh, and a couple dozen film premieres, too. Check out who made our cut for best dressed celebs of 2010 in the gallery below—including just about everyone from Mad Men, a very GOOP-y celeb we love to hate, and the most famous half-vampire couple ever.
50. You Can Ring My Bell
49. Hop In My Mini Cooper
46. A Toast To This Douchebag
45. Carey On
44. Kim’s Kar-Dazzling
43. Yes, We Cannes
42. Zoe’s Glowy
41. Katie Shows Her Stripes
40. Taylor Lautner: GQ Werewolf
39. She Whips Her Hair
38. The Hills Are Alive
37. Sexy Sookie
36. My So-Called Sparkles
35. Hot Mama
34. Lookin’ Liveley
33. The Last Action Heroes
32. With Honors
31. Black And White And Greene All Over
30. Emma Roberts, Goth n’ Glam
29. The Unborn Identity
28. Glee-n With Envy
27. Berry Sparkly
26. Christina’s World
25. Ready, Set, Chloe
24. Kelly, Re-Born
23. Pretty Peggy
22. Gwyneth’s White-Out
21. Pretty On Pink
20. Mila Dollar Baby
19. Red Hot Rihanna
18. Venus On The Court
17. Morning Glorious
16. She’s Got A Hatha-Way About Her
15. Katie Got Back
14. Leighton Up
13. Nevermind The Bullocks
12. Bewitching Emma
11. Dashing Don
10. Swift N’ Sparkly
9. The Black Swan Herself
8. Ryan And Child
7. A Rose By Any Other Name
6. Mr. And Mrs. Brand
5. Keri Is So Very
4. Angelina: Eyes On The Thighs
3. Stone-Cold Style
2. Selita’s Fashion Is A Runaway Hit
1. Robsten Eclipses All Others
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Before the stars were stars, they were normal people trying to make a living. Every penny they made was spent on rent and food, not stylists and clothing. That’s why it’s so awesome to see celebrity before-and-after shots: getting a glimpse of what J.Lo looked like with crazy eyebrows or when Alec Baldwin was just a sliver of his current self. We wanted to honor some of our finest actors and performers by going back in time—back to when no one could bother to get their clothes tailored, they were too cheap to use anything but boxed hair color, and the word “stylist” didn’t even exist in Hollywood. Some of these people are a victim of the era from whence they came, but others have no excuse. The important thing to remember: these people had a choice about how to dress, and these are the outfits they chose. The awkward, tragic outfits they chose.
35. George Clooney Needs A Trip To The Fashion ER
34. Mila Kunis Looks Patchy
33. Brad Pitt’s Electric Youth
32. We Can’t Believe Destiny Let Her Child Out Like That
31. The Simpson Sisters’ Belly Shirt Blues
30. Bret Michaels’ Poisonous Outfit
29. Mayer McSleaze
28. Mulder And Lara Croft At The Frown Prom
27. Teri Hatcher, Fanny Packin’ Heat
26. Seacrest’s Smile Lights The Way
25. Sister Christian, Your Time Has Come
24. Dude, Where’s My Style?
23. Mad Man Seeks Tailor
22. A Rolling Scarf Gathers No Moss
21. Open Season For Ciara
20. A Lively Fashion Debate
19. Oh, NO, Sheryl Crow!
18. Marky Mark Gets Funky, Bunchy
17. Alicia Says Leather Is Key
16. Leather Longoria
15. Cow-Hide-y Klum
14. Grandma Heigl
13. A(n Old) Nose For Fashion
12. Alec Baldwin Needs A Ball Wrangler
11. Romeo And Juliet Died Before They Could Register For A Mirror
10. Don’t Speak, I Know What You’re Thinkin’
9. Mad Dash
8. Party Of Two
7. When Cameron Met Aqua Net
6. The Devil Wears Forever 21
5. Thank God Michelle Moved Away From Dawson’s Creek
4. More Like Kate LOSE-let
3. Keira Lady Of The Night-ley
2. What The Halle?
1. Scary Maguire
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Before we discuss the absolute randomness of just who attended the International Emmy Awards last night in New York, let’s first discuss how amazing an un-Peggy-Olsen-like Elisabeth Moss looked last night at the ceremony. The actress is a far cry from her dowdy copywriter self on Mad Men and we love the new long hair. We really can’t get over how gorgeous she is here.
So while it makes sense for Moss, star of an Emmy-winning program, to attend the international version of the awards, some of the other attendees are a curiosity. Jason Priestley served as the evening’s host for starters, which is weird, and Peter Facinelli and Melissa Joan Hart were presenters. Sure, they’re all stars in their own Twilight-y, Melissa And Joey-ish ways, but what a random crowd. Simon Cowell was also on hand to receive the International Emmy Directorate Award. For a full list of winners, check out the International Emmys site, and for more photos of the eclectic group that gathered, check out our gallery below.
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