by (@hallekiefer)

We’re Sorry, But There Is Nothing We Don’t Love About This Leonardo DiCaprio Colonic Rumor

Leo DiCaprio Allegedly Persuaded To Love Colonics

Guys, sometimes a piece of gossip comes across our screens that reminds us how truly great life can be. Remember when Kathy Griffin was allegedly dating the Old Spice Guy, or that time CoCo’s butt was answering fan tweets? Today that wonderful rumor concerns how much Leonardo DiCaprio loves getting colonics. “Leo was introduced to them by [former] girlfriend Erin Heatherton and goes to The Piper Center for Eternal Wellness on Spring Street,” a source from the New York-based clinic reported to HuffPo. “While he was dating Erin, he went four times and was last seen leaving the center on Aug. 22, but hasn’t been back since he broke up with Erin.” Ah, the things we do for love. On a semi-related note, the joy we feel must be what the Grinch felt when his heart grew three sizes that day.

The source continued, “Like a lot of guys, Leo took a while to be convinced to try one.” Unlike us ladies, who love getting a hose filled with pressurized water shoved in our poopers! “It can be very embarrassing, but now that he has had one, he loves it,” they claim. He. Loves. It. Maybe it makes us bad people, but we feel like George Bailey running home at the end of It’s A Wonderful Life right now. Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building And Loan! Merry Christmas, Leonardo DiCaprio’s alleged love of manual colon cleansing!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Leonardo DiCaprio Has A Day Out With Lobsters And Hot Blonds

Leonardo DiCaprio Spends Days On Yacth Filming Wolf Of Wall Street

When we first saw these photographs of Leonardo DiCaprio wielding lobsters like they were maracas, we thought he had caught the last train to Loony Town. Fortunately, he was shooting a scene — on a yacht, no less — for Martin Scorsese‘s new movie The Wolf Of Wall Street. It’s going to be released in 2013 and DiCaprio plays the lead role of a high-powered New York stockbroker called Jordan Belfort, who we’re guessing is the titular “wolf” on Wall Street. The movie is based on a memoir with the same name, but we haven’t read it as yet. The actor, and his lobsters, spent the day filming with co-star, Kyle Chandler and two hot blonds in cutout swimsuits on the massive yacht in Downtown Manhattan. One of them was not model girlfriend Erin Heatherton, but that’s who he gets to hang out with when he gets off set. Not the worst job in the world. See the photograph below for reference.

Leonardo DiCaprio Films "The Wolf Of wall Street"

We still haven’t figured out what the hell he was doing with those lobsters. Making lunch? Throwing them at unsuspecting bystanders? Miming a panto scene for the entertainment of the blonds? The movie will reveal all, we suppose.

[Photos: Splash News Online]