by (@missmuttoo)

Amanda Seyfried, Elle Fanning, Famke Janssen Get It Wrong At The Critics’ Choice Movie Awards

Worst-Dressed At CCMAs

We thought we’d serve you with the bad news before the good news. The worst-dressed list before the best-dressed, that is. The event we’re discussing is the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards, which went down in Santa Monica, California yesterday. Lot’s of foot-falls on the red carpet, some great, some not-so-great, but three stand out as really not great. Not that these three ladies aren’t absolutely lovely, but we’re hoping they do better next time. We’ll start with Famke Janssen, who is smoking hot, but that John Galliano Fall 2012 gown was not the right match for her. It seemed better left on the runaway. Perhaps if Famke had committed more to the look, it would have worked? A dress like that needs drama and a certain carriage, and he actress just let her makeup and hair fall flat which did not give the ensemble a necessary boost. Then we have Elle Fanning in the middle. We get that the young actress likes taking risks, but her youth and inexperience is revealed in her footwear choices. She’s wearing Chanel Spring 2013 from top-to-bottom, but the shoes just don’t fit here. Something lighter would have uplifted the floral, strapless shift. We love her and her smile, though. Another fashion-forward star made a misstep here — Amanda Seyfried. She often takes on avant garde outfits on and we give her props for trying. But she is not, in any way, working that cornflower blue Marios Schwab Spring 2013 gown. The black Roger Vivier sandals leave us cold as well. Until next time, ladies.

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by (@hallekiefer)

The Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters Trailer Makes Us Want To Have A Serious Talk With Jeremy Renner

Hey Jeremy Renner, how’s it going? You look good. Really good, actually. We don’t know how to start this conversation, so we’re just going to come out and say it: there seems to be a witch using a machine gun in your Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters international trailer. There’s also head-butting, a nightmare candy house and, from what we can ascertain, a decapitation using string and the velocity of a flying witch. We just want to make sure that you’re okay now that the trailer has dropped, and to make verify that you know you don’t have to take every action role you get offered anymore. Those days are behind you, Jeremy.

We thought maybe after you’d stolen Mission: Impossible, The Bourne Legacy and The Avengers out from under Tom Cruise, Matt Damon and everyone but Robert Downey Jr. respectively, you felt like you couldn’t turn an action role down? Like if for some reason someone kept giving us free fudge, and part of us felt like we couldn’t not eat all of the fudge for fear that our free fudge supplier would find some other bloggers to give that free fudge too? Then we realized that Hansel And Gretel was filmed back in 2011 before have its release date delayed, and was only now being nudged out in January 2013, probably because you became the world’s number #1 action hero. So maybe no witch-slaughtering sequels, yeah? On the other hand, you do look crazy hot in a steam punk vest, so what do we know? Why wouldn’t a witch use a machine gun, when you think about it?