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The Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook, a.k.a. The Joy Of Smug Cooking

Do you love Gwyneth Paltrow? Do you love reading her lifestyle newsletter, GOOP? Do you want to eat what Gwynnie eats, right down to the macrobiotic, organic foods that will help cleanse your mind and colon? You’re in luck! Paltrow is releasing a cookbook of her favorite recipes that will be called My Father’s Daughter. Paltrow’s father Bruce, whom she was famously close to, passed away in 2002 and she says the vibe of the book “is meant to channel the ethos of my father by sharing the greatest gifts that he imparted to me – invest in what’s real, clean as you go, drink while you cook. Make it fun.”

While we’re no fans of the holier-than-thou actress whose blog irritates us to no end, we can’t wait to see what kind of recipes she includes in her tome. A few thoughts…

  • Soup and Salad Duets
  • Shakespeare’s In Love With These Brownies
  • Pie Captain And The World Of Tomorrow
  • Simple Ways To Eat More Iron, Man
  • Sliding Hors D’oeuvres
  • Olive Oil Tenebaums
  • Se7en Layer Dip

What did we miss? Oh yes, The Talented Mr. Fish-and-Chipley.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Brokers Peace Between A-Rod’s Ladies

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Alex Rodriguez should thank her Royal Goop-ness Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s very possible that she’s trying to mend fences between A-Rod’s ex, Kate Hudson, and his new gal-pal, Cameron Diaz. Paltrow was spotted dining with Diaz at The Lion a couple of days ago. She was soon after seen with Hudson at Quattro at the Trump SoHo along with Stella McCartney and Naomi Watts, where a source noted, “They were having a great time and appeared to be deep in conversation.”

K.Hud had just finished taping the Letterman show and the three actresses had earlier attended McCartney’s 2011 spring showing. Who knows what they were talking about: Goop-approved cleanses or their feelings toward Cammy D?

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One Hand In My Pocket At Stella McCartney Fashion Show

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It was all about pockets at Stella McCartney‘s Spring 2011 Fashion Presentation in New York yesterday – not on the runway, but in the audience. We’re huge fans of dresses with pockets, but the trend was out in full force on every attendee, whether they were in a skirt, dress, jeans or jumpsuit. Honestly, not a single person could resist hiding their hands for these photos. Two is a coincidence, three is a trend, and ten is like, a wart epidemic or something, what are these people hiding?

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Katie Holmes Embraces Zebra Stripes, Creepy Short Guy At Brit Movie Awards

Here’s some circumstantial evidence Katie Holmes isn’t just Tom Cruise‘s brainwashed bride. If Tom was really forcing Katie to take dance lessons and keeping her under constant watch, would he have allowed her to wear a long dress with height-enhancing diagonal stripes at the National Movie Awards in London yesterday? With heels? Though she was nice enough to tilt her head and lean forward on occasion (Tom-boosting tricks we’ve seen in films since Kelly McGillis hugged the doorway in Top Gun), there was no mistaking her giant stature compared to the diminutive action star. Then again, maybe Tom wants us to see her as some kind of amazon. “Me, domineering? Katie could toss me in the air like a baby, guys.”

Also attending the ceremony were stars like Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Chris Rock, Simon Pegg, Crispin Glover and Gwyneth Paltrow, who was probably furious at TomKat for upstaging her space age tribute to Jackie O. Check it out in the red carpet gallery below.

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Gwyenth Paltrow Goes Deep At Louis Vuitton Opening

With glamorous women like Gemma Arterton, Elle MacPherson and Kirsten Dunst also attending the opening of Louis Vuitton’s Bond Street Maison in London yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow had her work cut out for her to stand out. Unsurprisingly, the Iron Man 2 star went low, showing off a gaping decolletage on the red carpet. Do you think she pulled it off? Check out the gallery and let us know in our FABLife poll.

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Seriously, Guys – Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Feuding With Co-Star Scarlett Johansson

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We wouldn’t blame Gwyneth Paltrow, the lone female star of the first Iron Man film, for directing some ‘tude at her sequel co-star Scarlett Johannson. When you’re stuck basically babysitting Robert Downey Jr.’s character and being buttoned up as Gwynnie is in the film, and your younger, more voluptuous co-star gets to wear a shiny, tight catsuit, you might get a complex. During filming, it was rumored that the pair’s relationship was chilly and then at the film’s premiere last week, they apparently refused to pose together.

But Paltrow has refuted the claims, telling People that it sounds like people just like making up stories about seeing two women fight.  ”They’re pitting you against each other and I just think, ‘Why do we need to make a problem between women?’ I think that’s the part that’s lame,” she said. “I adore Scarlett. I loved having her on set. She is really funny. She swears a lot. She has a dirty sense of humor. She loves to cook. She’s like a girl after my own heart.” Well that’s nice.  Maybe this mean’s there will be a GOOP newsletter guest-edited by Scarlett soon! We can hope.

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Gwyneth And Kate Strike—And Keep—A Pose At Chopard Gala

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Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow must be the best of friends—they’re apparently joined at the hip. The blonde scions of Goldie Hawn and Blythe Danner clung to each other for dear life at the 150th birthday gala for Chopard jewelry in NYC last night. While their companionship may have been contractually obligated, it’s also possible Miss Hudson put up with being called “Katherine” all night so on-lookers wouldn’t have as good a view at her alleged boob job. See photos of these stars and more in the red carpet gallery below.

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Madonna Tries To Bring Lourdes Into The Light At Yoga Benefit

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Lourdes Leon may be a 13-year-old girl with fabulous style, her own fashion line and Madonna for a mother, but she’s still a 13-year-old girl. She certainly seemed to be giving her material mom a hard time, having to be pulled over to pose at last night’s “Bent For Learning” yoga benefit in NYC. The teens on Glee may think Madonna is the best, but that doesn’t mean her kid never treats her like the worst. Even more awkward appearances at the event included Sean Lennon‘s doorman outfit and Gwyneth Paltrow‘s wrinkled go-go dress (had she just made out with William Shatner on a faraway planet?). Way to sell yoga, guys. Check out these stars, the ominpresent Kelly Bensimon and more in the gallery below.

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Who Wears Short Shorts?

17248351Judging from the past couple of red carpet film premieres we’ve covered, there’s a definite trend of short-shorts as formalwear happening these days. Amanda Seyfried and Gwyneth Paltrow both showed off their gams this week, but they’re hardly the first actresses to don tiny pants on the red carpet. For a complete look at who has the shortest inseam (okay, that would be Katy Perry), check out our gallery inspired by Z.Z. Top. These girls have legs, and they definitely know how to use them.

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Adrien Brody Represents Queens At Iron Man 2 Premiere

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Hey, Scott Stapp is growing his hair back out! Oh wait, that bad-ass in the shades, soul patch and leather jacket is Adrien Brody, reminding everyone at yesterday’s Iron Man 2 premiere that, despite winning an Academy Award for playing a Polish classical musician in The Pianist, “A-Bro” is just a dude from Queens at heart. Dude is totally not going to wuss up Predators at all! So what if he was in the worst Wes Anderson movie? Ayyy!

It’s a shame Brody didn’t think to pose next to Masters of Macho Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone, who spent time mugging with Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jr., frightening us with their matching colored sunglasses. See these stars and others like Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson and Don Cheadle in the red carpet gallery below.

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