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Lauren Laughs At Heidi Montag’s Music

The Hills star Lauren “LC” Conrad stopped by Jimmy Kimmel to discuss her clothing line, her hit reality show The Hills, and of course her rivalry with ex-BFF Heidi Montag. When Jimmy asks her if she has listened to Heidi’s music, she answers like most of us do:  “Not on purpose, no.” Then Jimmy plays Heidi’s “Higher” video and Lauren has her face in her hands and cannot stop hysterically laughing. Luckily she didn’t get nauseous.

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Heidi And Spencer To Open Bar In NYC

Update: Spencer denies opening bar in NYC

Uh oh …first Whitney Port was asked to go bi-coastal for her job on The Hills and now Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are East-Coast bound, too. W magazine spills the beans that Speidi was spotted scoping out locations in New York City to open “an upscale sports lounge” where dudes can feel comfortable ordering for their ladies while simultaneously preparing to take over the world.

The pair settled on Murray Hill, otherwise known as Manhattan’s premier neigh-bro-hood, where recent white-hatted college grads and the trendoid gals who love them often settle. The spot, cleverly called The Hill, replaces Dip, an all-fondue restaurant, whose website isn’t even taken down yet. Though Dip no longer occupies the space, we’re sure it will still be cheesy.

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You Can Now Punch Spencer Pratt

Hills villians Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are now stars of a boxing video game. Heidi vs. Spencer is one possible matchup in the new EA “Facebreaker”  XBox 360 and Playstation video game. Watch the Ken and Barbie of MTV reality tv dropkick, punch and jab each other.  The game also supports camera attachments so you can capture your face and put it on a boxer. Now when Spencer utters obnoxious lines like saying that his and Lauren’s feud is like “trying to tell Iran and Israel to get along,” you can just punch him in the face!

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Obama Wins Hearts of Hollywood, McCain Gathers Cracksquad

While we’re not suggesting our readers cast their votes in November based on celebrity endorsements, we feel it’s worthwhile to highlight the teams building on both sides. Among the A-listers, music legends and social activists that count themselves as (outspoken) supporters of Senator Barack Obama: Oprah Winfrey, will.i.am., Halle Berry, Stevie Wonder, Bono, Alicia Keys, Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johansson — to name a few.

Senator John McCain‘s Tinseltown fan club seems much less proud of their candidate (we had trouble finding ANY photos of celebs donning McCain gear), and includes The Nanny, The Terminator, Rambo, the goth girl from The Breakfast Club, Doyle of Bio-Dome, and Hills antagonist Heidi Montag.

Sounds like six more reasons we will not be attending the Republican National Convention next week. See photos of the loud and proud Obama followers below:

[Photo at top: MGM Home Entertainment, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, Universal Home Entertainment, Lionsgate, Pacific Coast News]

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Warning: Heidi Montag’s New Video Will Make You Want To Overdose

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or blessed with good sense), you probably already know that there’s a new single called “Overdosin’” by reality TV’s Heidi Montag. It was released last Monday, and of course a video was sure to follow. Not content to roll around on a beach, lip-synching to her monotone-techno song stylings while Spencer Pratt holds the camera (ever see Best Week Ever‘s version of “Higher”?), Heidi actually employs some production value in her latest effort.

She takes a cue from Olivia Newton John in the video and gets decked out in her best Capezio and Danskin, although you can be sure Olivia never displayed so many dead-eyed crotch shots. What working out has to do with overdosin’ on love is anybody’s guess. Our theory is that the spandex is just a colorful distraction to cover up all the voice distortion.

According to news outlets, the video was supposed to debut at www.heidimontag.com at 1pm EST today — and it still isn’t up. As much as we wish we weren’t interested, we have to admit that we can’t wait to see this monstrosity in its entirety. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Gossip Break: Heidi’s Hollering Hurts Our Heart

Heidi Montag has released yet another song. We apologize in advance to your ears and your soul.  [DListed]

Tori Spelling‘s boob job makes us ill.  [Seriously? OMG]

Remember the best Intervention episode ever – the one with Allison the keyboard cleaner huffer – with these video homages.  [BWE.tv]

Holy crap – the Jonas Brothersnew Texas mansion looks like something out a video game. It’s also big enough to house 23483958594069293095034 pairs of skinny jeans.  [CelebSlam]

Jen Aniston‘s friends defend her against Big Mouth Mayer.  [I'mNotObsessed]

Matthew McConaughey is obsessed with taking care of his son, but his baby-mamma wants to hire a nanny. Oh, the struggles of the very rich.  [ICYDK]

The Olympics may be G-rated, but the athletes are not. Check out this Swedish crossbow star Sara Boberg – totally naked. NSFW, ya know.  [WWTDD]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Heidi Thinks She Can Afford A $15 Million House


Whoever said The Hills wasn’t funny?

Heidi Montag is moving out of Hollywood (yay!) to escape “the drama.” Sadly, she hasn’t yet realized she’s normally the one to cause all the cat-fighting. But you know, it’s hard being that self-absorbed. Heidi and her man-beast Spencer Pratt are searching for a house in the $15 million range, which means they’re gonna have to stage a lot of bikini pics to save up! That or sell 15 million crappy tank tops from her junk fashion line. Either way, it will probably take them a few years – they’ve blown all their cash on lip injections, after all.

Heidi knows her price range is “a little bit expensive,” but says “we want to get one house where we want to stay and build a family in.” Just the thought of these two “building” some babies makes us vomit harder than Shia LeBeouf after a night of binge drinking. Eek.