Kristin Cavallari Would Like To Keep The Hills Alive


Fake reality show fans, listen up! The upcoming season of The Hills marks the end of the show, but it may get an extension. If Kristin Cavallari has her way, the gang of ne’er-do-anythings might add an additional twelve episodes to the show’s roster, making for one super-sized final season.

Cavallari told E! Online “There’s a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes.” She loves being back on the show and explained “I’m in such a rhythm with things and I’m having a great time. We’re just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 episodes and make it pretty good.” One reason it may be easier to film additional episodes could be the absence of Spencer Pratt. Cavallari confirmed that Spencer “got kicked off the show like a month and a half ago. He’s done; he’s completely done.” And it has nothing to do with Spencer’s new job fighting cyber crime either, Cavallari confirmed to Regis and Kelly that the reason for his exit is because Spencer threatened a Hills producer’s life. Weird, he didn’t Twitter about that.

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Paulina Porizkova Blasts Heidi Montag And Kate Hudson Over Plastic Surgery


Supermodel Paulina Porizkova had some choice words to say about fellow plastic surgery patients Heidi Montag, Madonna and Kate Hudson, in a blog post she wrote for

Apart from calling The Hills star a “cheap plastic pool float,” she had this to say about Madge, “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped, and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended as a cool Nordic blonde . . . she is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over-fifty-high-cheek- boned blondes-who-cannot-frown.”

As for Kate Hudson, who is rumored to recently have gone for breast implants, Porizkova had this to say, ” She just looks like any California blond actress. Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself.”

Ouch. We know Spencer Pratt will have something to say about Paulina’s comments, but will any of the ladies respond with their own insults aimed at the fomer supermodel?

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Spencer Pratt Mocks Kate Hudson’s Alleged Boob Job

Spencer Pratt & Kate Hudson

Spencer Pratt may have expressed some concerns about Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgery when the latest model of his Stepford Wife was revealed last January (“I’m her husband—not her owner…I may not be okay with things, but it’s not my call”), but the same supportive nature that forced him to repress such qualms has now made him a silicone enthusiast. How else can we explain his mockery of Kate Hudson‘s alleged boob job on Twitter? “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts! – Kate H – get ur money back… I gotta guy who will hook you up!”
Spencer has been on attack mode ever since Audrina Patridge dared to discuss Heidi’s health with George Lopez, joining the choir on Ke$ha’s SNL performance (“looks like a dragon on E threw up on a super hero outfit”) and slamming everyone from Snooki (“I’m coming for you…shark fin in the water…watch out…”) to Lauren Conrad (“Heard you were pitching a show about your fashion line. What’s it called ‘for sale’ or ‘discount rack’?”) to Al Qaeda (“Getting it done. Can’t hide from us…”). “Feeling this free speech today,” he exclaimed. “Can’t shut me down. U feel me?”

Check out the gallery of Kate before and after her alleged operation (one Us Weekly rumor and we can’t stop staring!). R U feeling Spencer on this or R U wishing he’d tweet in hell?

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Heidi Accuses Hills Creator Of Sexual Assault, Lauren Says Claims Are “Absurd”


Add this to the list of things Heidi Montag is doing to stay relevant in the wake of The Hills‘ cancellation: she is considering pressing charges against the show’s creator, Adam DiVello, for inappropriate sexual behavior.

Montag claims that after she got her plastic surgeries, DiVello groped her newly scooped-out back and plumped-up ass. Meanwhile, Lauren Conrad says that Heidi’s accusations are false, telling Us magazine “I am in utter shock at the allegations made against Adam DiVello. Not only are they completely absurd, but they are 100 percent without merit. Adam is a true professional and a wonderful person to work for.”

A source told Perez Hilton that “tension on the set of The Hills has truly escalated in the last few weeks and Spencer and Heidi are very close to bringing legal action against the show,” as a result of the inappropriate behavior toward Heidi. DiVello’s unwanted touching is the reason she has started traveling with an entourage of security lately. The source, clearly someone from Team Heidi and not a neutral party, also said “Adam can get away with that with the Audrinas and Kristins of reality TV but not with Heidi! He is a pervert and a creep. The other girls dont feel they can’t defend themselves because they are afraid they will lose their job if they talk about the man’s workplace behavior. Heidi will not tolerate sexual assault in the workplace!” Not to diminish the point, but, um, they’ve already lost their jobs, right? This kind of behavior though IS creepy and unacceptable, but no charges have officially been filed against DiVello, and MTV spokesperson told Us “We have looked into this matter and the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false and without merit.” [Photo: Getty Images]

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This Is Not Natural


What is left to say about Heidi Montag‘s deformed and inflated body? It appears that her plastic surgeon sliced out her happiness when he was scooping out Heidi’s back fat, ‘cuz she now looks like the world’s most miserable blow up sex doll. But hey, we guess she paid all that money to get chopped up into a tinier, bustier robot so she could sit around in a bikini all day, so this must be what she considers success. Congrats on all you’ve accomplished, Heidi! So what if you scare small children with your canon ball breasts in the process.

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Stephanie Pratt No Longer Speaks To Spencer And Heidi


Who knew that People’s Revolution reject and Nana-ignoring granddaughter Stephanie Pratt would end up being one of the most sympathetic people to come out of The Hills? We started to love Stephanie more when she showed up to mock herself on The Soup last year, and our feelings continue to soften now that she admits that she is cut off from her brother-monster Spencer.

“I haven’t talked to Heidi or Spencer since September,” Stephanie told “I feel so dumb not to know what’s going on with my family.  But they’ve decided they don’t want me in their life, so I don’t know what’s going on with them.” Stephanie continued, “It’s sad.  I’m kind of mourning the loss of him.  But that’s his choice. He cut a lot of his friends out.  I don’t know what’s going on with him.”

Maybe he’s just trying  to make his move to Costa Rica easier on himself? We would never advocate the ripping apart of a family, but in the case of the Pratts, we have to say that maybe Stephanie is making out okay in this situation. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Heidi Montag Admits To Having Her Back Surgically Scooped Out

Heidi Montag

Yes, apparently that IS a thing. Heidi Montag revealed to Ryan Seacrest that in addition to the 10 surgeries she had recently in her attempt to transform into a robot, she also had her back scooped and had her waist “cinched.”

[Vomit break.]

In true Heidi fashion, she has no idea what that procedure actually entails, telling Ryan, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

[Vomit break #2.]

The downside to having her body fat removed with an ice cream scooper is that Heidi can no longer embrace humans because her bot-boobs get in the way. “I’m very weird about hugging people now,” she says. “[My body] is very fragile.”

Shall we vomit again?

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Heidi Montag’s Most Delusional Quotes About Her “Acting Career”


Heidi Montag must be a disciple of The Secret, because she believes in herself more than anyone else we can think of. How else can you explain her delusions that she is a real motion picture actress? Also, why does she always call movies “motion pictures”? (She’s also a fan of calling them “feature films,” it’s a delightfully old-fashioned moniker, wethinks). We’ve done some digging around and found some of her recent Tweets and interviews where she displays more confidence in her acting than is realistic, but maybe it’s an elaborate attempt to brainwash us. It’s like the idea that if you keep telling a lie over and over, people will start to believe it.

Last week, Heidi told People, “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.” She also added “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

On her Twitter today, she lauded her firearm skills, saying “I want to be blonde tomb raider. I’m better with guns then both Angelina (Jolie) and Megan Fox put together!”

She also Tweeted earlier this month about being cast in the upcoming Adam Sandler film Just Go With It, writinggetting ready for day 2 of filming for the comedy feature film!!!!!!! I’m SOOOO excited!” and “getting hair and makeup for the comedy feature film I’m filming today! so excited! my first movie!” and then there was this one “memorizing my script for the feature comedy movie I am filming all next week”.

During a visit to The Tonight Show, she told Jay Leno that firing husband Spencer Pratt was the best thing she did for her career, saying “I kind of just woke up one morning and was like, ‘You know, you’re fired, but have a great day and I’ll talk to you soon. After that is when I got all my movie roles. I think I’m better handling [my business affairs] myself.” All one of her movie roles.

But what of creating scripts for herself? Not to worry, Heidi has written a movie for herself that sounds fantastic.  “I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs.” Just…wow. Major motion picture feature, indeed.

After working with Ron Howard on a Funny or Die short, she said “I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard. He made me feel confident in my talent. I am so excited about my acting future. I can’t wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me.”

It’s funny because in the weeks before her Funny Or Die role, all of Montag’s Tweets were about her plastic surgery. And her “designing career”. And before that, they were about her “music career”. We’re not saying she can’t multitask, but maybe she should master one before moving on to the next.

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Spencer And Heidi Deny Moving, Divorce Rumors

Lies! Lies and promos! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt say their love continues to burn brightly, despite plenty of circumstantial evidence otherwise. The new trailer for The Hills‘ last season follows plenty of mouth-watering Spencer meltdown footage with Heidi saying she never thought she’d be getting divorced a year after marrying. Meanwhile OK! Magazine says Mrs. Superficial moved out of their home after realizing that Pratt was, as Lauren Conrad has oft suggested, a “selfish jerk.” And if these two can’t stay together, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Thankfully, the couple have released staunch denials of this hubbub. “I’m not moving out,” Montag told People. “I love Spencer with all my heart.” Added Pratt, “I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could”—proof our hero cares most about the soul within her purchased skin. But what about that divorce talk? “I was being dramatic,” said Montag. “We’ve worked through things and will continue to work on our relationship so we’re the best couple we can be. We want to fall more in love with each other every day.”

And now that The Hills can stop editing what they say—and slightly justify their fame—Montag says she’ll “hang up all the drama like fighting and divorce talk with Spencer and become the mogul I am.” She’ll show you yet, Dr. Drew!

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