rnrnEarlier this week, the doddering 84 year-old Viagra addict and certified creep Hugh Hefner got engaged to Crystal Harris, one of his employees who is some 60 years his junior. While many gold diggers wept openly in the streets after realizing that one of the world’s most eligible octogenerian bachelors is no longer on the [...]
The 15 Skimpiest Halloween Costumes Of 2010
Halloween ain’t just for kids anymore. Celebs stepped out over the weekend in outfits that were equal parts scary and sexy. Kim Kardashian strutted her stuff as a Bavarian looking Red Riding Hood. Did she pick it up at Oktoberfest along with her dirndl? Coco and her Great Pumpkins hit the town as a (plastic [...]
The 20 Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes Of All Time
It’s that time of year again: when women of all ages dress up in as little clothes possible, paint some whiskers on their face and call their costume a “sexy cat.” While we’ve participated in our share of “Slutoweens” (dare we confess: we dressed as an actual prostitute for Halloween in 7th grade), celebrities just [...]
We Want A Pitcher, Not A Belly Itcher!
While most of us would agree that it’s a stretch to still describe baseball as being Our National Pastime™, there’s little sense denying that every playoff baseball game played during the month of October is laden with the kind of dramatic tension that makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand at attention. [...]
TheFABlife Bikini Awards: D-Listers
(Welcome to TheFABlife Bikini Awards, where we pit half-naked celebs against each other and you vote for the finest skin-flaunter of the summer of 2010.) The first round of mobile and online voting is now closed. Holly Madison is the winner of the D-Listers! Vote for the Ultimate Bikini Awards winner in our final poll! [...]
The Many Loves Of Hugh Hefner, The Luckiest Bastard In The World
In an interview with Hugh Hefner about the new documentary Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel, the titular Playboy founder is quoted saying, “The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren’t sex objects, there wouldn’t be another generation.” How sweet! While the documentary focuses on [...]
Presented Without Commentary: Holly Madison, Carrot Top And George Wallace Walk Into A Bar
Did you ever wish that, instead of Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison‘s fellow Girls Next Door consisted of comedians George Wallace and Carrot Top? Just look at how wacky the trio can be, as illustrated by their photo op at the Playboy 50th Anniversary Party held at The Palms in Las Vegas. Oh, [...]
Who Will Be The Next Celebrity Mom?
Mothers Day is just 48 hours away, and while Nicole Richie, Katie Holmes and Heidi Klum are off celebrating with their kids, we here at The FABlife are honoring the future moms of Hollywood. You know the ones – they’re always playing with their sister’s kid, blabbing to the press about how many tots they [...]
Who’s The Sexiest Celebrity Twitter Addict?
John Mayer may be over Twitter, but there are plenty of attention-hungry starlets who can’t get enough of the @ccolades Twitter followers provide. Not to be restricted by 140 characters, Hollywood it girls (and it-ish girls) spend a good chunk of their time uploading pics of themselves wearing next to nothing, raking in new followers [...]
Holly Madison Moving In With Benji Madden
Things may be getting serious between Holly Madison and Benji Madden. Rumored to be dating since December, In Touch Weekly says the pair are thinking about shacking up. “Benji cares very much for Holly,” says their source. “They have been talking about living together.” The pair were rumored to have split in January, only to [...]
