Coco has been very good to us here at VH1 Celebrity. Plus, we feel that her husband Ice-T could totally kick our ass. So when we found out that Cosmopolitancalled the lovely Ms. Austin “skanky,” it really rubbed us the wrong way. The magazine featured a picture of Coco walking her dogs in their “Sexy vs. Skanky” column, and they were less than kind in discussing her, errr, minimal attire. “Showing your pups while walking your dogs,” they snarked as they bestowed the skank label.
Coco took to her twitter last night and fired back at the fashion mag’s accusations. “Cosmo is always talkin crap about me,” she wrote. “Paparazzi took pics while I was at dog park! They think I’m skanky cuz I’m wearing a tank top?? So stupid,” Sticks and stones, Coco. Sticks and stones. But she’s not taking it sitting down and neither are we. We’re going to do the right thing and jump to defend Lady Coco’s honor! We’ve painstakingly assembled her 40 most glamorous styles of all time. Take that, Cosmo! It’s red carpet chic, in a way that only Coco can. We’re pretty sure you’ll enjoy. Head on down to the gallery below and see for yourself!
When VH1 sat down with Ice-T at a screening of his film Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap, we did not expect the conversation to go the way of zombie vampires … in space. Ever the awesome interviewee, Ice humored our vampire-obsessed tendencies and fielded some very important questions.
After 12 years, Ice’s Law & Order: SVU co-star Christopher Meloni left the series last year presumably to pursue a film career and obviously for his four-episode stint as Roman on True Blood. As a 500-year-old leader of the Vampire Authority, one could say he traded one form of Law & Order for another, much more undead one. On the departure of Detective Elliot Stabler, Ice said “I’m happy for Chris. At some point, you gotta make your exit… If it’s up to me, [Law & Order] will be on for 20 years.” Hilariously Ice added, “He’s going to the best vampire they’ve ever seen because the man’s crazy – he’s got beady eyes.”
Naturally our imaginations wandered and we had to ask about he and wife Coco‘s vampire potential. “We’d be the best vampires in the history of the world,” Ice-T confidently declared. “But I think we need to be a different kind of vampire… like vampire zombies. [Laughs] The next generation – space zombies or something.”
Full interview below, wherein Ice describes Coco’s undercover love for hard-core gore flicks.
After the comedown from a weekend filled with Mad Men and Hunger Games premieres, this Monday was starting to look pretty bleak. But then, like a gift from the entertainment heavens, came this clip of Ice-T’s wife Coco whacking TV host Andy Cohen with her butt. Oh joyous day! The model and star of Ice Loves Coco appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens: Live to discuss the supreme court ruling on healthcare. Just kidding, she was there to talk about her butt. And of course she also tried to tell it apart from pictures of her boobs (it’s harder than it sounds).
But don’t think the interview was just an excuse for gratuitous booty shots. We learned some vital facts about Coco, too! When Andy asked her what part of her body she was most shy about, she responded as only Coco can. “I don’t have a shy part. No, I’m an exhibitionist!” Ya think? She also admitted that the craziest place she’s ever had sex was in the car…while Ice was driving. Maybe that’s why Ice got pulled over the other day? Hmmm…
Click below to see the full clip in all its bootyful glory!
Is Coco gunnin’ for the part of Rizzo in Grease? Ice-T‘s lovely missus rolled up to Good Morning America‘s Times Square headquarters today in a skintight top that would do the Pink Ladies proud. And with shoes to match! It may be cold outside, but she heated things up for the fans and photographers who braved the chill to get a glimpse of her famous behind. In leggings that left nothing to the imagination, she definitely didn’t disappoint!
But it wasn’t all about the booty for Coco today. She swung by the morning show to talk about her philanthropic work. The model tweeted before her appearance that she intended to donate some of her coats to charity. Smokin’ hot and kind? You’re a lucky man, Ice-T. We’d try to steal her from you, if we weren’t totally certain that your punishment would be swift and brutal. So for now, we’re content to just soak up her hotness in the gallery below!
Grrrr! Coco released her fantastic curves into the wild this weekend as she strolled Miami beach in a barely-there leopard print bikini. The voluptuous star soaked up some rays along side her husband Ice-T, but she definitely wasn’t shy for the photographers. In fact, she went into full glamor gal mode, rolling out the poses and showing off her fab figure. The Florida trip is apparently part of a location shoot for Ice-T Loves Coco, which is entering its second season. “Went 2 the beach & was mobbed by paparazzi,” she tweeted. “Today I gave them a show & worked it in the water.” You can say that again, Coco. Check out the gallery below for more!
We never want to come across like we’re saying anything bad about Coco, because it would risk pissing off her husband, Ice-T. And that would be like punching a hornet’s nest. So that being said, we’d like to say that Lady Coco is the very picture of class and elegance in this dress that appears to be constructed of black bondage tape. Goodbye H&M, hello S&M! We love the way the latex hugs her not-at-all-fake-in-any-way-seriously-guys-we-mean-it curves. She wore the sexy couture on the red carpet at the Vanity nightclub in Las Vegas, where she and Ice were hosting a party over the weekend. Ice-T probably wore something too (we guess), yet because he was standing next to Coco our brains didn’t register it. But we’re sure he looked very nice too! (We’re cool, right Ice?)Check out more in the gallery below!
We’ll never understand why celebrities get mad when people are offended by the awful things they post via social media, like for example, Ice T’s Russell Armstrong joke. It’s not like you whispered it to Coco in your own apartment and somehow the entire Internet heard. You posted it for your 126,736 followers, Ice!
Following news of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Russell Armstrong’s suicide yesterday, confirmed by a coroner today, the Law & Order: SVU star waited way less than 24 hours before tweeting, “Bad Joke… But alotta those wives would make me consider it.” We guess if Ice knows it’s a bad joke, that makes it ugh. Despite the fact that The Hollywood Reporter and others have pointed out that it’s beyond “too soon” for that kind of riffing, the star of his own reality show Ice Loves Coco isn’t exactly taking it back any time soon. After posting some other jokes about The Situation Ambercrombie and Fitch debacle, Ice tweeted “I guess I just lost all my Rich Unhappy Wife, Jersey Kid Guido & Pro Hoe’n fans!!!! Damn! What am I gonna do now?!! I still got the #FLTG” Probably lose even more fans, if we had to guess.
Look at you there, sitting in your cubicle, eating pretzel M&Ms you found in the bottom of a drawer while the only light you see all day is florescent or monitor. Meanwhile, these Coco bikini pics are proof that Ice -T‘s spouse is doing what God put her on this earth to do: test the durability of man-made fibers, and enjoy the the summertime. It’ll only be a matter of months before the seasons change, and Coco will once again head back into her sexy lady cave to settle in for hibernation. In the meantime, try to enjoy them before your next meeting.
For a second we were afraid we’d fallen asleep in a time machine (again) and woken up during the Royal wedding; that’s how elegant and classy Coco and Ice-T vow renewal photos look to us. The planet’s favorite couple renewed their vows this past Saturday at the W Hotel in Hollywood, celebrating their ten-year old marriage with a small group of loved ones. Surprisingly, Coco did not bear crawl in with the rings balanced on her famous ass, nor did any part her gown appear to be made of loose-weave fishnet (that we could tell; we’re no Vera Wang). Instead, she wore more fabric than her entire wardrobe spanning the last decade combined. This just goes to show every woman can chose to be a princess if she wants to be. And if a princess wants to have just a hint of areola exposed as she celebrates her special day, well, who are we to stop her?