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Last Lap: Why Was Olivia Wilde Cool With Jason Sudeikis Hitting The Champagne Room?
What super personal information did Tiger Woods just post publicly on Facebook? And an exclusive first look at Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond The Pines-plus more-in today’s Last Lap.
Last Lap: How Soon Are Brad And Angelina Getting Hitched?
And what did Olivia Wilde think when she first met Jason Sudeikis? Plus what is Rebel Wilson doing on top of Channing Tatum‘s lap? This and more in today’s Last Lap.
No Pressure, But Jennifer Lawrence’s SNL Promos Pretty Much Guarantee A Great Show
We don’t mean to create unrealistic expectations for ourselves or anyone else, but Jennifer Lawrence is going to be amazing as an SNL host this Saturday, right? Like “first time Lindsay Lohan in the Debbie Downer sketch” levels of awesome.? We’re basing this presupposition entirely on her new promos with the soon to be Mr. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis (they are letting him all the promos now, aren’t they?) for her episode this weekend with The Lumineers. Just the fact JLaw was able to make a Hunger Games archery joke seem fresh almost a year later is a testament to her skill as a performer.
Promos aside, Jennifer has all the ingredients of an excellent host: she’s a great actress, she’s naturally hilarious both in interviews and onstage and she seems like the kind of person who might accidentally swear on live TV , hen laugh maniacally until they cut to commercial. Plus you know they are going to riff on her “I beat Meryl” Golden Globes acceptance speech. It’s like she said that line just so Saturday Night Life could make fun of it! That was so nice of her. So don’t blow this, Lawrence! We don’t want another “Lindsay Lohan the second time” on our hands.
Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Deny Engagement Rumors. It’s Too Late: We Want That Celeb Wedding
Between their Kenyan marathon runner sex and Olivia’s endearing vagina death monologue, Jason’s Bidenisms on SNL and their general cuteness as a couple, we were more than ready to grant Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis our blessing to get engaged and subsequently get married in Kansas City. You know, like we heard they were doing. Sadly E! now reports that the couple has since denied the engagement rumors, but it’s far too late. We’ve got the taste of celeb wedding in our mouth and we will not spit it out. Let the spirit of celeb weddings fill our body and allow us to see the future! We see a tea-length dress and lace! We see Bill Hader giving a hilarious yet tasteful best man’s speech. We see a photobooth! Let there be a photobooth!
Seriously though, we did think it was cute when RadarOnline reported this morning that the Horrible Bosses actor and Tron: Legacy star, who have been dating for a little over a year, were making plans to tie the knot in Jason’s hometown of Kansas City, Kansas. Nevertheless, Wilde’s rep dashed our hopes by explaining that it’s simply “not true” the two are to be wed. Maybe our “Olivia And Jason Forever” gallery will gently nudge them toward picking out china patterns. Do people even do that anymore? We would probably know the answer to that, if we were invested in any weddings besides those of celebrities…
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Olivia Wilde Needlessly Walks Back Amazing “My Vagina Died” Comments, Marathon Sex Joke
Olivia Wilde, please! There’s no need to apologize just because you said your “vagina died” at the end of your first marriage, or revealed you and Jason Sudeikis have “sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” Hearing you admit those facts just made us like you even more than before! “The These Girls monologues at Joe’s Pub were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of love, girls, and honesty,” the Butter star tweeted after quotes from her monologue blew up on the Interweb this week. “Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.” Ah, but what if said tabloids interpreted them as being completely awesome? What then, Wilde?
We’re assuming that Olivia is trying to clarify her statements as to not upset ex-husband Tao Ruspoli or anyone else who might take offense at her comments. But you know what? We’ve all been in a relationship that ended and we’ve all heard at least one stand-up comedian get real about their sex life. The only necessary part of Wilde’s apology was that it forced us to check her Twitter and peep this amazing tweet from last night: “Just did a whopper of a Revlon shoot with the gloriously awesome Emma Stone. My damn skull is so big, her head looks like my head’s moon.” Wow, to think we barely registered Olivia when she was on House, and now we straight-up love her.
Related: “Sex Like Kenyan Marathon Runners”: Olivia Wilde Joins Our List Of 20 Celebrity Sex Overshares
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“Sex Like Kenyan Marathon Runners:” Olivia Wilde Joins Our List Of 20 Celebrity Sex Overshares
Wanna have sex like a rock star? Umm, no you don’t. At least not like these rock stars, movie stars and other stars in the Hollywood galaxy. Many celebs have described their night moves to us in great detail, and the results were less “sexy,” and more “cringe-y.” Olivia Wilde is that latest famous face to have offended our not-so-delicate sensibilities. After telling an audience on Monday that her “vagina died” after the wind-down of her marriage and subsequent divorce, Wilde gave the crowd a happy ending by informing them that she and SNL‘s Jason Sudeikis “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” OK, we’re not really offended, but that line definitely gives your brain the bad touch and makes us want to grab our non-existent pearls just a tiny bit. Yet a part of us loves it anyway! Head on down to the gallery below and check out more celebrities who have hit our TMI button with tales of their sexual exploits. Enjoy!
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Are Jason Sudeikis And Olivia Wilde Really Dating?
According to US Weekly, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are united in coupledom, as it were. A source reveals that he brought her to the Saturday Night Live party in New York a couple of days ago, and “they walked in holding hands.” Another source says that this has been brewing for a while now, adding, “She’s come to the [SNL] studio at Rockefeller Center, and they’ve gone out to dinner after rehearsals.” But the fact of the matter is that after her separation, Olivia has been all over the H’wood dating circuit, whether it’s at an aquarium with Ryan Gosling or dinner with Bradley Cooper. So is this new thing serious, or are Jason and Olivia going to be one-month wonders?
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Horrible Bosses Red Band Trailer: Even More Horrible Than You Imagined
These bosses are clearly not getting any better! The Horrible Bosses red band trailer is out, and if you were wondering how dark they were going to go with the film, the answer is: very. Between Jamie Foxx‘s character name reveals to surprise water sports to Charlie Day calling out Jennifer Aniston‘s character for being, well, a soulless sexual predator, the raunchier version makes the original Horrible Bosses trailer look like a walk in the park. Sure, it might have been a park crawling with monstrous people with awful combovers, but at least when you got home from the park no one had put down a tarp and peed on your loveseat. And that’s something, right?
Justin Theroux And Jennifer Aniston Show Up Together At MTV Afterparty
Guess what story just went from a 1 to a 10 on the Gossip Cop thermometer? Rumored couple Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston showed up together at the after party for the MTV Movie Awards, where they posed with host Jason Sudeikis, who coincidentally told GQ “she should be so lucky” in 2010 when asked he was dating Aniston himself. While the pair will appear together in Wanderlust later this year, Us Magazine’s sources say the pair were hardly just chummy last night. According to the snoop, “[Aniston] adjusted [Theroux's] tie, and he gave her a sweet kiss, sweetly rubbing her cheek” while the pair talked to director Brett Ratner. Ratner is directing Theroux buddy Ben Stiller in the upcoming Tower Heist, so he probably wasn’t scandalized.
We might be scandalized, though, by the cheek-rubbing that happened as the pair left. “They exchanged kisses throughout the night,” says the source. “When it was time to leave, Theroux grabbed her booty and stole another kiss!” A ooty grab? Gasp! Well, they better be serious if he’s treating America’s Sweetheart in such a manner! We don’t need another callow John Mayer type telling magazines how Jennifer reminds him of a stripper named Dimples. Our apologies to Theroux ex Heidi Bivens’ mom, but it sounds like this coupling is one red carpet away from official.
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