by

Best Celebrity Halloween Pics: The Twitter Edition

halloween-featured

Happy Halloween, Fablifers! We’ve already shown you the 40 craziest celeb Halloween costumes, and our 10 faves from this past weekend. But those were all such polished, professional affairs, weren’t they? We’re pretty sure that social networking was created mostly so that we could share hastily snapped pics of ourselves and friends making fools of [...]

by

Charlie Sheen Bombs In DC, Joan Rivers Still Jealous

Tuesday was definitely a bust for ol’ Charlie Sheen. Not only did he fail to gain full custody of twins Bob and Max in an LA court that morning (turns out judges don’t just throw babies to criminally violent fellows who laugh about ‘bangin’ seven-gram rocks’), that night’s live show in DC failed to lift [...]

by

Gilbert Gottfried Apologizes For Insensitive Tweets About Japan

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who was fired yesterday from his job as the Aflac duck after writing a series of tacky, insensitive Tweets about the Japanese earthquake and tsunami, has apologized for his behavior. The comedian, who is known for his raunchy humor, deleted all his offending posts and wrote today “I meant no disrespect, and [...]

by

Joan Rivers Offers To Pay For Lindsay’s Rehab

Joan Rivers‘ maternal side must have kicked in after she and Lindsay Lohan engaged in a Twitter fight that occurred earlier this week. Rivers appeared on The Insider last night and pleaded with Lindsay to go to rehab, even offering to pay for it herself just so Lindsay could get help, apparently remorseful about making [...]

by

One Wrinkled Lady Goes After Another Wrinkled Lady On Twitter

Twitter battle! And this time it’s between headed-to-jail-bird Lindsay Lohan and Joan Rivers. The comedienne bashed Li-lo, tweeting, “Lindsay Lohan had “F**k You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.” That was the last in the series that started with a [...]

by

Celebrities Send Their Condolences To Natasha Richardson’s Family

The world was shocked to hear of Natasha Richardson’s sudden and tragic death, and celebrities around the world have expressed their condolences to Liam Neeson and his family. Mia Farrow: “Natasha is irreplaceable. I cannot think of anyone kinder, more generous, thoughtful, smarter or more fun. She is the godmother of two of my children. [...]

by

Joan Rivers Wants To Give You Plastic Surgery Advice

Are you considering plastic surgery? Do you wish someone older and more experienced could tell you what to expect? Why not check out Joan Rivers‘ new book Men Are Stupid…And Like Big Boobs, which she’s hawking everywhere from NPR to the New York Times. The book mixes medical advice and “who-did-what” gossip with a memoir [...]

by

2009 Celebrity Apprentice Cast Announced

Donald Trump has corralled another batch of retired athletes, aging singers, aging comedians, hotties and Sandra Bullock‘s husband to take his abuse on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, starting in March. Check out the gallery to see which stars want to roll with Donnie T this year.