Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t seem pleased with Joaquin Phoenix at the premiere of their movie, Two Lovers, last month. And who could blame her? Phoenix’s shenanigans on Letterman were so bizarre that no one even knew he had a movie to promote. Hawking the film in England last week, Paltrow couldn’t help but express her annoyance. [...]
Joaquin Phoenix Attacks Fan, Gets Removed From His Own Concert
Joaquin Phoenix pulled an Axl Rose last night, jumping from the stage to attack a heckler during a performance in Miami Beach. Screaming “I’ve got a million dollars in the bank. What have you got, bitch?” and tussling with the fan, Phoenix was taken out of the club by security, ending his performance barely after [...]
Oscar Night’s Top 15 Most Memorable Moments
Last night’s Academy Awards were apparently a hit – as 6% more people tuned in this year (as opposed to last) to be called “commie, homo-loving sons of guns” by Sean Penn. Trust us, it was worth it! There were other highlights besides Penn’s gracious acceptance speech, including the “Jai Ho” musical number, Jennifer Aniston‘s [...]
Joaquin Fails To Scare Stars Away From Two Lovers Premiere
With Joaquin Phoenix either having a meltdown or playing one hell of an Andy Kaufman gag on the world, it’s almost hard to remember that he has a new movie out. Phoenix hit the premiere for Two Lovers after filming his Letterman interview, with co-star Gwyneth Paltrow doing her best not to giggle. While Captain [...]
Joaquin Phoenix Freaks Out David Letterman
Joaquin Phoenix is continuing his plan to creep out the entire country, and he conquered David Letterman last night. The former actor turned insane person (fine – and hip-hop artist) was all loopy and out of it and weird and thus, straight up awesome. He’s taken his ride on the crazy train and turned it [...]
Is Joaquin Phoenix’s Rap Career A Hoax?
Joaquin Phoenix, who handed Hollywood his resignation last October, rapped for an audience at club LAVO in Las Vegas last weekend. It came as no surprise that he sounded like a 34-year-old actor who has suddenly decided to become a rap star. But what did surprise the crowd was the enormous hole in the crotch [...]
Joaquin Phoenix Is Trying To Tell Us Something
Joaquin Phoenix, wtf? First the Gladiator star mumbled about retirement alongside brother-in-law Casey Affleck. Now he’s made an even bigger ass of himself by bungling a message to fans at the premiere of Che last Saturday. While his knuckles read “GOOD-BYE!” when he wrote on them, the fists proclaimed “BYE!-GOOD” to the world when he [...]
Joaquin Phoenix, Ex-Actor, To Sell Hollywood Mansion
Still finding it hard to believe that Joaquin Phoenix is retiring from acting, like the reporter in the hilarious clip above (“I’m getting the sense that you’re kidding.” “No, I’m ded sewis…”)? Clinging to the idea that the Academy-Award nominated thespian is only pretending to be a frazzled, bloated, slurring would-be rock star? Then you [...]
Joaquin Phoenix Quits Acting For Music
Joaquin Phoenix’s performance as Johnny Cash in Walk The Line may have gone to the actor’s head. At a recent benefit, Phoenix dropped a bombshell on the crowd. “I want to take this opportunity … to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last [...]
Birth Dating: Who’s Older? Joaquin Phoenix Or Ben Harper?
In 1994, Ben Harper released his debut album, Welcome To The Cruel World. In 1995, Joaquin Phoenix made his first movie, To Die For. Both were born on October 28. Can you guess who’s older? Answer after the jump.