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Johnny Depp Made Official Native American; Can Official Piratehood Be Far Behind?

Johnny Depp Adopted As Comanche Indian

Johnny Depp is officially a Native American, everyone! According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Lone Ranger actor has been officially adopted into the Comanche Indian tribe, the American Indian group of which the movie’s fictional Tonto was a member. As a result, we look forward to Johnny being adopted by the Brotherhood of Vampires With [...]

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Wilmer Valderrama And Ashley Olsen, Please Teach Us How To Get Game

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I’ve met Wilmer Valderrama. He actually seemed rather sweet and smart. But I’ve also seen Minka Kelly in person. Those two do not orbit in the same solar system of hotness. And yet, like Lindsay Lohan, Demi Lovato and Mandy Moore before her, Minka was spotted “kissing and grinding” with the That ’70s Show alum [...]

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Johnny Depp’s 12 Weirdest Characters: Where Will Tonto Rank?

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We got our first glimpse of The Lone Ranger this morning, tweeted by none other than megaproducer Jerry Bruckheimer himself, who knows how to get people excited. And just this little tease of Johnny Depp’s outlandish Tonto costume is indeed enough to get us revved up. “What’s coming will show you why this isn’t going [...]

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We Need To Have A Word With Johnny Depp’s Dentist. Immediately.

Johnny Depp has always been on the eccentric side of the fashion spectrum. Rocking silver chains, floppily hates and blue-tinted sunglasses, the actor generally looks like the amateur magician uncle we never had. These photos of Depp out and about in New York today with a filthy fedora and discolored teeth, however, are beyond the [...]

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Vanessa Paradis: Throw Johnny Depp Break-Up Rumors In “The Toilet”

We knew it couldn’t be true! If by “knew,” we meant “silently wept while praying.” Either way, we are pleased as punch that Johnny Depp‘s lady friend Vanessa Paradis stopped by France’s Grand Journal to shut down rumors about the couple’s eminent break-up. “Yes it’s false – of course it’s false!,” the French actress exclaimed [...]

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Are Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis On The Verge Of A Break-Up?

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Johnny Depp, no! Don’t ruin all our fantasies about you and Vanessa Paradis, fantasies where you spend your days chain-smoking clove cigarettes, eating baguettes and trying on different, fabulous hats. Don’t you even dare do that to us. Devastatingly, RadarOnline reports that the Dark Shadows star and his girlfriend of nearly 14 years are allegedly [...]