How come only celebrities seem to canoodle? Are average people canoodling and we just don’t know about it? Doesn’t the word ‘canoodle’ call to mind a big bowl of pasta, except instead of noodles, it’s filled with A-listers flopping around in a puddle of carbonara sauce? Allegedly canoodling in the more traditional sense (unless they’re [...]
Who Should Katy Perry And Russell Brand Date Next?
Look, we’re all feeling pretty bummed about Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce, but it’d be a shame to let all those Spandex dresses and extremely tight man vests languish in the closet for too long. It’s only been a few days, but we’re going to go ahead and gently push these baby birds out [...]
2012 Golden Globe Nominees’ Least Award-Worthy Moments: Mickey Mouse Club To She-Devil
As soon as the 69th annual Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning, industry folks like Variety began noting how many movie stars (as opposed to fancy ahctorrrs, we guess) are nominated: George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling aren’t exactly slouches in the acting department, but they don’t turn their noses down at a [...]
Golden Globe Noms Add Ryan Gosling, Jonah Hill, Rooney Mara To Awards Season Mix
That wacky Hollywood Foreign Press Association is at it again. The HFPA announced the nominees for the 69th Golden Globe Awards, and the list has a few surprises, and lots of things we actually like. The fact that the Globes separate drama movies from musicals and comedies always makes for a rather inclusive group of [...]
It’s Jonah Hill’s Turn To Diss The Kardashians
This family is getting it in droves. First, Daniel Craig blasted the Kardashians in GQ U.K.’s January issue, and now it’s Jonah Hill’s turn in HuffPo. When asked if he was actually upset by Kim Kardashian’s divorce, the actor went on a bit of a rant. He replied with, “The fact that the Kardashians could [...]
Brad Pitt Continues His Transformation Into “The Dude” At Moneyball Premiere
When we first saw these photos of Brad Pitt arriving at the premiere of Moneyball, we couldn’t shake the urge to go bowling. After a few White Russians we realized that it’s because Brad seems to be turning into our favorite cinematic slacker, Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski! The scraggly hair, the graying chin-beard, the shades, [...]
Jonah Hill Is Expecting Your Call
Don’t have a heart attack but we’re about to give you Jonah Hill’s phone number. WE SAID DON’T HAVE A HEART ATTACK. Ugh, too late. Well, if you can still reach the phone from where you’ve collapsed on the rug, please call him at (917) 409-7838. Jonah will apparently be randomly answering phone calls throughout [...]
Jonah Hill Corrupts Our Nation’s Youth In The Sitter Red-Band Trailer
Wow, Jonah Hill’s The Sitter red-band trailer is not for the prudish of heart. Or for anyone without a door on their office. Or for anyone under the age of 25. Or really anybody else. The trailer kicks off with a host of adorable ethnically diverse youngsters quizzing a newly skinny Jonah Hill about race, [...]
Jonah Hill Slims Down For 21 Jump Street
Well hello there, Mr. Hill. The actor (pictured on the left in 2007 and on the right this past weekend) has slimmed down since we last saw him, and he discussed his weight loss and diet plan on the red carpet of the BAFTAs event this weekend. Hill, who just wrapped on the movie version [...]
Jonah Hill And Mark Wahlberg Team Up To Kill In Good-Time Gang
If and when there are ever two hired assassins sent to take us out, we could do worse than Jonah Hill and Mark Wahlberg in Good Time Gang. The LA Times reports the pair will star in the upcoming action-comedy film as “two party-happy mercenaries who decide to take on a more serious case involving [...]
