Halle Berry is through with her ex living off her child support money, Billy Eichner goes from the street to the New Girl loft, Jude Law will welcome his fifth child this spring, and more in today’s Last Lap.
We can run, we can hide, but we will never be able to escape celebrity nude photos. Actually, would we even want to? Whether celebrities leak their own photos to show us what they really got goin’ on or claim to be the victims of computer hacking, none of us can deny that once these photos are out there, it’s hard to look away. But why are the headlines always so focused on the ladies?
Jude Law was recently spotted shopping for produce in London with his tan and hairy man chest bursting out of his comically deep v-neck. It’s nothing new for the actor, who has historically favored revealing tees during his non-working hours.
Is Scarlett Johansson selfish for wanting it all? New details emerge in Paul Walker‘s death, and fans find out the full extent of Spider-Man’s powers.
It’s TLC week here at VH1, so we thought we’d get in on the action Celebrity-style, in honor of the group’s most biting song, “No Scrubs.” The world is full of guys who think they’re fly, always talking ’bout what they want and sitting on their broke asses. What’s amazing is when highly successful, beautiful women fall victim to these men (who, OK, aren’t necessarily broke, but they’re morally bankrupt, at least). Well, at least the women on this list finally took TLC’s advice and told them, basically, to stop hollering at them.
Speaking of stripping down, why does Daniel Radcliffe get naked so much on stage and on screen? Is Jude Law‘s son as hot as he is? And why did Andrew Jenks start the All-American Film Festival?
Also, is Gwyneth leaving her kids hungry? And who is going to be romancing Natalie Portman now that Michael Fassbender has dropped out of his role in Jane Got A Gun? All this and more in today’s Last Lap.
Is Side Effects the bizarro version of The Vow? The Vow plus Memento? A woman happily married to Channing Tatum suddenly doesn’t remember what happened to her during a specific dark period of time, only instead of Rachel McAdams, the wife is played by Rooney Mara. And instead of amnesia, she has…whatever kind of amnesia allows Jude Law to turn you into an unknowing homicide machine. We honestly aren’t sure if that’s the correct plot (or, frankly, even close to the plot) after watching the film’s trailer, but the important thing to keep in mind when thinking about Side Effects is Channing Tatum. Dreamy soft-focus Channing Tatum, joined later by furrowed-brow possible-husband-of-a-murderer Channing Tatum. There’s also some sexy business and at least murder going on, but mostly? Channing Tatum.
Side Effects is allegedly one of Steven Soderbergh‘s last features before the director retires from the moviemaking business forever, the other being the Liberace biopic Behind The Candelabra. The man is going out on top! Soderbergh also filmed Channing for Magic Mike, so we’re guessing he knows what the fans want out of a Channing Tatum sexy murder movie: shirtlessness, wall-punching, pelvic thrusting if and when appropriate.
Some fathers know best, and other fathers know hookers. Some fathers play golf, and others play the field. Some dads mow the lawn, and others mow down mailboxes with their Mercedes while drinking and driving. Some fathers make plans to take their wives out for dinner, while others make plans to “take their wives out.” And then there are some dads who pretend they’re not dads at all! Think we’re kidding? We wish.
It’s safe to say that not all fathers know best. Just look at Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin, Mel Gibson, and other guys we wouldn’t trust with a pair of scissors, not to mention a kid! So join us this Father’s Day while we count down the 15 worst pops of all, ranked by the standard unit of bad dads: the Michael Lohan. If your face is in the gallery below, you’re probably not getting a tie for Father’s Day this year.
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15. Joe Simpson
14. Eddie Murphy
13. Bruce Jenner
12. Jude Law
11. Mel Gibson
10. Ryan O’Neal
9. Tiger Woods
8. Jon Gosselin
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
6. Mathew Knowles
5. Charlie Sheen
4. Joe Jackson
3. Michael Lohan
2. O.J. Simpson
1. John Phillips