by (@TaylorFerber)

Celebrities Whose Dick Pics Are All Over the Internet

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We can run, we can hide, but we will never be able to escape celebrity nude photos. Actually, would we even want to? Whether celebrities leak their own photos to show us what they really got goin’ on or claim to be the victims of computer hacking, none of us can deny that once these photos are out there, it’s hard to look away. But why are the headlines always so focused on the ladies?

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Why Is Khloe Kardashian Keeping Quiet About Lamar Odom?

Welcome back to The Gossip Table! Rob Shuter, Delaina Dixon, Marianne Garvey, Chloe Melas and Noah Levy are all back with the latest scoop of celebrity news.

Kicking off Monday is Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom‘s marriage troubles. Noah Levy reports that Khloe is emotionally ready to cut ties with Lamar but is waiting until they film the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Marriages and divorces mean big ratings for the show.

But that’s not all the Kardashian news for today…

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by (@hallekiefer)

Amber Rose Talks Sex Tapes, Stripping & Kanye Love On Jamie Foxx’s Radio Show

While she was there to answer questions about her new radio show, Jamie Foxx’s interview with Amber Rose really begs the question: is Amber famous solely for dating Kanye, or was it only a matter of time before the rest of the world found out about the preternaturally gorgeous diva? Claims Rose, “I never wanted to be famous it just happened to me. I literally was with someone that I loved very much and we were out people would say ‘Kanye I love you but can you snap a picture of me and Amber Real quick?’” Even if Kanye did want to start retweeting again, Amber isn’t having it. “No, I don’t think so,” Rose, who is currently dating Wiz Khalifa, said when asked about a possible reunion. “You know in every relationship you have problems and you try to work through and then sometimes things don’t work out. But it was very real for me. I was very much in love.” Oh also, she’s dating Wiz Khalifa now. Sorry Kanye, you’ve been out-awesomed.

In case you were hoping for more Amber in a Kim Kardashian sense of the word, we hate to dash your pervy hopes. “There ain’t gonna be no sex tape, I’m not into that s–t. I’ve been offered a lot of money but I chose not to do it,” Amber asserts. “I chose to take the high road and I feel like just because of my past and my profession and what I did in my past doesn’t mean that I [would do that]. I was a stripper since I was 15-years-old.” We for one would like to thank Kanye for bringing Amber’s built beauty to the rest of our lives, and subsequently the bleached buzz cut into acceptable female hairstyles. If we had any visible cheekbones at all, we’d be rocking it super hard.

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Emma Stone Wraps Up Paris Fashion Week, While Kanye West Not Welcome At Shows

Emma Stone showed up to the Louis Vuitton show at Paris Fashion Week in a wrap dress that we personally found less-than-flattering and super Dynasty, but she had a hot accessory in the form of Alex Pettyfer on her arm for part of the show. Check out some close-ups of her outfit in our gallery below and judge her look for yourself.

Stone and Pettyfer can consider themselves lucky to have attended the show, because not just anyone was invited. Kanye West, for instance, was not put on the list, and even when he showed up unannounced, he was told to leave. Kind of harsh treatment for a guy who once collaborated with Vuitton on a shoe line in 2009, but it’s reported that West was actually not allowed into several of the fashion shows in Paris this week. Has fashion caught up to the rest of the world and finally gotten tired of Kanye?

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Kanye West Tweets About Abortion, Lily Allen Calls Him “Wrong On So Many Levels”

Kanye West has an opinion on everything, so it’s no surprise that he took to Twitter to discuss his feelings on abortion. Except, that unlike Justin Bieber whose feelings on abortion are from a moral standpoint on the issue, Kanye takes a financial one. West wrote “an abortion can cost a ballin’ n— up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ b—s be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my n—s!” and later clarifying “It ain’t happen to me but I know people.”

No matter what your stance on the matter is, the tweets are pretty offensive to women, even gold diggin’ ones who blackmail or extort or—whatever, we don’t even want to know what world Kanye lives in where that’s an issue. Lily Allen is one celebrity who is also offended, writing “@kanyewest never has a tweet put me in such a bad mood. This is wrong on so many levels.” on her own Twitter page. Have to say, we’re with you, Lily. The man might be a musical genius, but his real talent is his ability to alienate his fans when he’s not actually performing. That takes skill.

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Ice Nearly Wrecks Leighton Meester’s Big NYC Night

No, Leighton Meester wasn’t doing a living statue act for quarters in New York last night. The Gossip Girl star just hit this pose while trying to navigate one of the horrifying patches of ice covering the Big Apple last night (and even more so this morning). Meester and Roommate co-star Minka Kelly were en route to the Apple Store to discuss their new movie, before hitting NYLON’s party in honor of Meester’s upcoming cover. Good thing she made it past the ice—these photos could have been a lot more embarrassing. Even more embarrassing than that blue stole she’s wearing.

See photos of Meester’n’Minka, plus partygoers Kanye West and Jared Leto (nice poncho!) in the gallery below.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Kanye WANTED His Album Cover Banned, Artist Claims

Oh Kanye, you mad genius. Yeezy might occasionally pout that no one understands him, but according to artist George Condo, Kanye West wanted his album art banned, a play for publicity that we understand all to well. As Condo reveals in a recent interview with The New Yorker, West approached him to create the cover art, meeting with Condo and listened to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy for five hours. Kanye told Condo he wanted a controversial image, “something that will be banned.” The artist eventually produced five paintings, one depicting a nude female phoenix that Kanye chose for the cover. And if there’s anything Middle America is squeamish about, it’s naked mythological beasts.

After the release of the cover art, Kanye claimed Wal-Mart wouldn’t carry his album with the suggestive cover. He hit Twitter to complain: “In the 70s album covers had actual nudity… It’s so funny that people forget that… Everything has been so commercialized now,” and “I wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity.” Sure you don’t, Kanye. We can’t tell if this is a ultimate douchebag move or a brilliant marketing maneuver. Guess it depends on how many people bought the album. Either way we cannot wait to see the Tweet-mageddon that will hit once West realizes Condo ratted him out. All the couches and all the phoenixes in the world won’t help him chill out.