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Kanye Wins Us Over With His Insane Diamond Teeth

There’s a lot of rumors swirling around about Kanye West’s oral situation, but despite what you may have heard, Kanye maintains that his diamond teeth are real, not a grill…and we believe him. When interviewed for November’s Vanity Fair about why he had the jewels permanently embedded in his choppers, West thoughtfully replied, “I just [...]

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Kanye Discusses Contemplating Suicide

A world without Kanye West is not an acceptable alternative to a world filled with his bizarre tweets, insanely high self-esteem and ever-rotating parade of jaw-droppingly gorgeous lady friends. Thank god he feels the same way, despite Kanye’s admission that he has contemplated suicide. At a screening for his upcoming film Runaway, featuring Nicky Minaj [...]

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Kanye Says Wal-Mart Banned His Album

Kanye West’s new album cover, which looks like a vaguely erotic finger painting, has been banned by a chain that sells firearms. West has stated on his Twitter that Wal-Mart is refusing to carry his upcoming “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” record because the artwork features a small image of a nude male being straddled [...]

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Amber Rose Loves Twitter, Madonna’s Hand On Her Ass

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Kanye West may have completely lost any sense of humor he had over his fake Twitter blog, so it’s even funnier to see his girlfriend Amber Rose totally loving the site herself. The model posted some personal snaps of herself, her man and Madonna at the Met ball last week — and showed that Madge [...]

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Kanye To “Sing” On American Idol

And you thought Sanjaya was questionable. Kanye West is scheduled to perform “Heartless” on Wednesday’s American Idol episode, which will also feature Kelly Clarkson and the debut of the first-ever Top 13. West’s appearance is more than a little ironic, seeing as how his live vocal chops are more William Hung than Ruben Stoddard. Hopefully [...]

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When Kanye Met Peaches

Kanye: “Hi there, I’m Kanye. You know who I am – the Best International Male, which means that I am the Best Male in any international…” Peaches: “Yes, yes, I saw the Brits. But don’t you have grey hair in real life?” Kanye: “Damn no! That was some crazy Benjamin Button shit! I do not [...]

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Kanye’s P*ssy Conundrum

When you’ve got more money, fame, acclaim and designer duds than you know what to do with, you start worrying about the oddest things. Kanye West being a case in point. Speaking to the News of the World while touring the UK, he chatted about missing the woman of his dreams (which we get), to [...]