by Mark Graham (@unclegrambo)

Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Accused Of Operating A Fradulent Cancer Charity

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Uh oh! What has already been a rough year for Khloe Kardashian is about to get worse. She was unceremoniously canned by Simon Cowell after one disastrous season as X-Factor host (after her nipple got some primetime exposure), rumors swirled that O.J. Simpson is her biological father, her struggles to get pregnant have been turned into farcical fodder on Kim And Kourtney Take Miami, and now her candy craving hubby Lamar Odom’s cancer charity is under fire for not actually giving any money to helping fight cancer.

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by Bené Viera

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Take Their Relationship To TV On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Let’s not pretend we didn’t see Kanye West’s appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians coming. The new promo video shows Kanye West and Kim Kardashian smiling in each others’ faces right after Khloe says, “Kanye and Kim, they’re kind of like two peas in a pod.” Of course Kimye wasn’t going to let the opportunity pass to flaunt her new boo on her show. Forget about her “guarded heart” that she wants to keep out of the spotlight. Ratings rule everything!

But don’t get too excited about seeing the intricate details of her relationship with Yeezy. In an interview with E! Online she said, “If we are having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’” But, yes, there’s a “but,” “I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé [Kardashian Odom] and Lamar [Odom] do,” she said. Imagine Kimmy Cakes sitting on Kanye in a sex swing! From the looks of the promo Kourtney is having a baby girl and still fighting with Scott, Khloe’s still the outcast of the family, but happily married to Lamar Odom and Kim is, well, in love. Again. After six seasons I think we all know play by play what will happen. That won’t keep us from tuning in to see if Kimye steal a kiss, or end up in a swing.

Kanye West To Appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Lamar Odom Vs. Kim Kardashian: Who Had The Worst 2011-12 Season?

Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom announced today that he is leaving the Dallas Mavericks after playing for the team for less than a season. Despite the fact that Lamar had the worst season of his career, he insists that the decision to leave was “mutual.” For those of you who’ve never been dumped, that’s code for “they kicked his ass out.”

“The Mavericks and I have mutually agreed that it’s in the best interest of both parties for me to step away from the team,” the power forward said in a statement to ESPN today. “I’m sorry that things didn’t work out better for both of us, but I wish the Mavs organization, my teammates and Dallas fans nothing but continued success in the defense of their championship.” Lamar will remain on the team’s “inactive” list for the remainder of the season, which probably means that this season of Khloe & Lamar is going to feature a lot of crying in the bathroom.

Reportedly Lamar never really felt at home on the Dallas team, and really was still hung up on his true love: the L.A. Lakers, who unceremoniously traded him this past fall. “Lamar hasn’t gotten over being traded from the Lakers, and he has been depressed and moody ever since the trade happened,” a friend of Khloe and Lamar told RadarOnline. “He couldn’t fathom the fact that the Lakers traded him after all of his years with the team.” He’s hoping that a move back to Los Angeles will bolster his spirits.

We admit, this all has got to be pretty embarrassing for Lamar. How does it stack up with that other painfully short Kardashian union between sister-in-law Kim and fellow baller Kris Humphries? Let’s take a look at the stats…

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by Sabrina Rojas Weiss (@shalapitcher)

20 Adorable Couples Being Adorable To Get You In The Valentine’s Mood

Happy Valentine’s Day! Or not, depending on how you feel about the holiday. And listen, we know there are a lot of singletons out there who are not so pleased about how much we in the media focus on this holiday. But we can’t help it, OK? We cover divorces and breakdowns and deaths and fights all the time, and it’s really nice to have a day that’s all about the important things in life. (No, not the unveiling of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, though that’s nice too.) We just really want to escape from it all and look at Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez nuzzling each other. We would like to soak in the happiness that is Adam Lambert and Sauli Koskinen’s love, bask in Jay-Z and Beyonce’s adorable glory, shiver with delight at the perpetual hotness of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and marvel at the lasting power of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. We are hoping some of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s world-saving affection will rub off on us. And we’re even going to allow for some admiration of Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen, football loyalties aside.

But here’s some good news for you black-hearted V-day haters: The last time we did a best couples gallery, back in December, one of those couples announced their divorce a few days later. Oh, no! What have we done?!?

Related: Forgot Valentine’s Day? Pledge Your Love With Our Romantic Celeb-entines

[Photos: Getty Images]

by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

The Kardashians’ Holiday Card Keeps Things Festively Spooky

Nothing says “Deck The Halls” better than men’s wear, skin-tight sequins and gothic mood lighting. Not according to the Kardashians 2011 holiday card, anyway. Continuing their grand tradition of yuletide divadom, Kim Kardashian unveiled the card today, tweeting, “This year’s family Christmas card is finally here!” This year’s photo might take the cake when it comes to least jolly Season’s Greetings. Where did they shoot this thing? An haunted Grecian ruin? Check out the increasingly moody leanings of the Kardashian family Christmas cards dating back to a startlingly normal photo from 2008. You have to hand it to them, though: no one is going to be sending out anything nearly this eerie for the holidays. Well, maybe the Munsters. They wish.

[Photo: Kim Kardashian's Blog]

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Jenner Wedding Edition: Kris And Bruce Renew Their Vows

Did you know that Bruce and Kris Jenner had renewed their wedding vows? They did, earlier this spring, apparently, in Bora Bora! They re-sealed the deal on April 21 — which just so happens to be their 20th wedding anniversary — with the whole family around. Minus Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom who both couldn’t make it.

But the rest of Klan Kardashian represented and went all out, with everyone dressed in white! The ceremony was officiated by a Tahitian priest and it all went down on a serene hilltop at the Hilton Bora Bora Nui Resort and Spa. You can of course watch the episode on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, naturally. You do see how we’re trying really hard to keep the snark at bay, right? We’re suckers for romance and yeah, we’ll even applaud at vow renewals because it’s all so sweet. But to use everything you got and more all for a TV show, just riles us up. And we’ve made our distaste for Kris quite clear in the past. But this is a ‘happy’ occasion, so we’re just going to grit our teeth this time and say, ‘Congratulations’. That’s how well behaved we are.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Lamar Odom’s Car Accident Claims Life Of A 15 Year Old Boy

Just yesterday, we reported how Lamar Odom was involved in an accident that left two people seriously injured. While Odom himself — he wasn’t driving — was left unscathed, a motocyclist and a bystander were hit ad taken to hospital in pretty bad condition. Unfortunately, the bystander, a 15 year old boy, died because of the injuries sustained sustained from the crash.

Lamar’s rented car was in the Queens neighborhood when the driver got into an accident with a motorcyclist, which rammed into the boy. He was rushed to hospital because of major head injuries and emergency surgery was performed. It’s just awful that he couldn’t be saved and passed away the following day. The boys funeral took place yesterday. Our sincere prayers go out to his family. Lamar was in town to attend a cousin’s funeral and is reportedly devastated about the boy’s death.

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Lamar Odom Involved In A Serious Car Accident

Lamar Odom had a pretty nasty car accident on Saturday in New York. Fortunately he wasn’t injured, but the bad news is that the other party involved had it quite bad. TMZ reports that Lamar was in a car in Queens (he wasn’t driving) which slammed into a motorcyclist and a 15-year-old boy, who are both in Elmhurst hospital and in bad shape. Media TakeOut reports it was a “devastating” accident, but we’re praying that’s an exaggeration. Lamar was apparently in town for his cousin’s funeral and was seriously disturbed by the events, as anyone with a heart would be. We really hope the two injured persons are not in critical condition and heal soon.

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Khloe & Lamar’s First Promo Shot’s Here… And There’s A Basketball, Obvs

So, it’s actually happening! Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom‘s reality show is all set to premiere on April 10th on E!. And if their unisex fragrance Unbreakable ad is anything to go by, the show is going to be hilarious. Wind machine’s are going to follow them around so Khloe’s hair will always (sexily?) fly around her face. They will always be half-naked. And the dialogue will be scintillating prose like, ” Soft yet powerful, strong but sensual, that perfect mix of masculine and feminine, there’s a beauty of believing that one cannot exist without the other…” We’re SO going to watch!

Khloe has also unveiled the first promotional shot of Khloe & Lamar on her Celebuzz page saying, “I’m so excited to finally be able to post the first  Khloé and Lamar promo image!!!!!! I’m thrilled with how it came out. Too cute. I love my hubby!” Love’s him enough to incorporate holding a basketball with him (heehee!) while wearing strategically placed lace in the all-important cleavage area. Check after the jump for the full image. Read more…

by Liz Black

Watch Khloe & Lamar’s Unintentionally (?) Hilarious Perfume Ad

It’s TheFABLife’s honor to bring you the commercial for “Unbreakable,” the gender neutral scent from Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. If this ad is for real, it’s totally bizarre and hilarious. If this ad is a wink to how ridiculous it is to have a unisex fragrance line with your husband and wrap your legs around him while you’re mostly naked and talking about how when you share a smell, you also share a soul, it’s still totally bizarre and hilarious. You didn’t think they’d stop at just creating print ads to pimp out their scent, did you?

While the fragrance is allegedly made for a man or a woman, one might also assume it’s perfect for someone who is a man and a woman. In a recent interview with Love magazine, Khloe said she’s used to being called names, saying “I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.” It truly does suck that Khloe is on the receiving end of such cruelty, but maybe her ability to relate to drag queens helped with the creation of this unisex scent. For those who tuck and those who don’t … there’s always Unbreakable.