It’s TheFABLife’s honor to bring you the commercial for “Unbreakable,” the gender neutral scent from Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. If this ad is for real, it’s totally bizarre and hilarious. If this ad is a wink to how ridiculous it is to have a unisex fragrance line with your husband and wrap your legs around him while you’re mostly naked and talking about how when you share a smell, you also share a soul, it’s still totally bizarre and hilarious. You didn’t think they’d stop at just creating print ads to pimp out their scent, did you?
While the fragrance is allegedly made for a man or a woman, one might also assume it’s perfect for someone who is a man and a woman. In a recent interview with Love magazine, Khloe said she’s used to being called names, saying “I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.” It truly does suck that Khloe is on the receiving end of such cruelty, but maybe her ability to relate to drag queens helped with the creation of this unisex scent. For those who tuck and those who don’t … there’s always Unbreakable.
This news just made us facepalm. Not that we have anything against her, but Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have a new fragrance. Correction, they’re pimping out a new unisex fragrance so you can drench yourself in the scent of their not-so-newlywed bliss. And fill their bank account with even more money so they can forge their togetherness by swimming in their collective millions.
Much like an M Night Shyamalan film, but less grizzly, it’s called Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar, just in case you haven’t been branded by their love already. How can you not be? They’re turning their marriage into a reality show. You can’t run away from it. Khloe got onto her Celebuzz page (where you can see the whole advertisement) to reveal, “…We are absolutely thrilled with how it turned out!!! We’ve both been wearing it every day since its completion and I can’t stop smelling myself LOL. People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!!!…”
Time for another facepalm. They’re launching right before Valentine’s Day. Oh no…here comes the barfing.
Khloe Kardashian‘s new red hairdo is considered to prepwork for her new spin-off show with hubby Lamar Odom. We think she looked super at the People’s Choice Awards, even though her beige Grecian gown was too bland a color to make it to our list of the show’s Top 10 Best Dressed. Here’s the thing about the Grecian gown, though—if you’re going to go full-length glam at a show you may as well pick a style because it’s so forgiving. It hides things like, oh we don’t know, baby bumps? ‘Fess up, Khloe… are you pregnant?
This isn’t a random question, folks. Rumors have been swirling about a little Kardashian bun in the oven, as sources tell Page Six that Khloe “has been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and oversized handbags.” It’s even being suggested that the pregnancy is a premise for the spin-off show she’s going to star in, a la Kendra Wilkinson! Considering a rep for Khloe went the “no comment” route when questioned about baby K, it seems there might be some truth in the gossip. We’ll leave it to Khloe to announce it Kardashian style. By that, we mean announce it to the world, family in tow, with follow-up interviews with Kim, Kourtney, mom Kris and anyone else they can get on camera.
Kardashian lovers rejoice, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are now a spinoff! It was confirmed today that the couple will star in their own show, tentatively titled Khloe & Lamar. Just one more show about Kardashians to keep up with, right guys?
As with all other family ventures, momager Kris Jenner will act as executive producer, as will Ryan Seacrest. Khlomar has honestly exceeded our expectations as a couple, staying together for over one whole year and making their decision to get couples-tattoos miraculously un-regrettable thus far. Hopefully having their own show won’t be their downfall! No doubt Khloe wanted additional screen time since the spin-off featuring her sisters, Kourtney & Kim Take New York, debuts this month.
Reality celeb Khloe Kardashian and NBA champion Lamar Odom are obviously not worried about any reality show curse ending their marriage! A source tells Gossip Cop that they’ve got a new E! reality show in the works, which will be about Khloe and Lamar trying to get pregnant, settling into their new Tarzana, California home and perhaps the most intense: Khloe being a stepmom to Lamar’s two kids.
While Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami have not disappointed the concern of a Kardashian reality show overdose is legitimate, but more legitimate of a worry is the reality show marriage curse! The marriages of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro,Britney Spears and K-Fed (tell us you don’t remember Chaotic), and Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler all ended in divorce following their reality TV shows.
The source revealed that Vanessa “won’t sit anywhere near Khloe” at games and wants to exclude her from the other wives because she’s a “fake wife.” But Khloe’s not going to be shut out of the wives’ inner circle sitting down — apparently, they’ve already “gotten into fights.”
Do we need to remind Vanessa that the $4 million ring on her finger was given to her after she stood by Kobe during his rape trial and admission to adultery? Hi, Vanessa. You’re sitting in a glass house. Don’t throw stones.
The couple was married last September and the world is shocked that they’ve held it together this long after their whirlwind relationship. It’s also a little shocking that the pregnancy would be revealed this early on (and it should be pointed out that the family did not acknowledge the Radar report.) Apparently, Khloe is hoping to officially break the news of the pregnancy on Keeping Up With The Kardashians because that’s how that family rolls. Odom himself has expressed hesitation over having every important moment of their lives taped for posterit-E! (we just made that up, can you tell?) so we’ll see how this season/birth/it’s all interchangeable plays out.
Khloe Kardashian‘s whirlwind marriage to Lamar Odom is already starting to pay off: the reality star got to meet President Barack Obama yesterday, without crashing a party or anything! Odom and his fellow LA Lakers were at the White House to present a jersey reading “Obama #1″ to the leader of the free world, and Khloe was among the lucky wives at the meet and greet (“It was all so surreal LOL,” she tweeted—you’re telling us, Khloe). Judging from the photos, you’d almost think Obama recognized her! We’re just going to assume he felt a vague familiarity from countless magazine covers, though. Imaginging our President spending more than two minutes watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians is just too much to bear.