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Jenner Wedding Edition: Kris And Bruce Renew Their Vows

Did you know that Bruce and Kris Jenner had renewed their wedding vows? They did, earlier this spring, apparently, in Bora Bora! They re-sealed the deal on April 21 — which just so happens to be their 20th wedding anniversary — with the whole family around. Minus Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom who both couldn’t make it.

But the rest of Klan Kardashian represented and went all out, with everyone dressed in white! The ceremony was officiated by a Tahitian priest and it all went down on a serene hilltop at the Hilton Bora Bora Nui Resort and Spa. You can of course watch the episode on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, naturally. You do see how we’re trying really hard to keep the snark at bay, right? We’re suckers for romance and yeah, we’ll even applaud at vow renewals because it’s all so sweet. But to use everything you got and more all for a TV show, just riles us up. And we’ve made our distaste for Kris quite clear in the past. But this is a ‘happy’ occasion, so we’re just going to grit our teeth this time and say, ‘Congratulations’. That’s how well behaved we are.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Lamar Odom’s Car Accident Claims Life Of A 15 Year Old Boy

Just yesterday, we reported how Lamar Odom was involved in an accident that left two people seriously injured. While Odom himself — he wasn’t driving — was left unscathed, a motocyclist and a bystander were hit ad taken to hospital in pretty bad condition. Unfortunately, the bystander, a 15 year old boy, died because of the injuries sustained sustained from the crash.

Lamar’s rented car was in the Queens neighborhood when the driver got into an accident with a motorcyclist, which rammed into the boy. He was rushed to hospital because of major head injuries and emergency surgery was performed. It’s just awful that he couldn’t be saved and passed away the following day. The boys funeral took place yesterday. Our sincere prayers go out to his family. Lamar was in town to attend a cousin’s funeral and is reportedly devastated about the boy’s death.

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Lamar Odom Involved In A Serious Car Accident

Lamar Odom had a pretty nasty car accident on Saturday in New York. Fortunately he wasn’t injured, but the bad news is that the other party involved had it quite bad. TMZ reports that Lamar was in a car in Queens (he wasn’t driving) which slammed into a motorcyclist and a 15-year-old boy, who are both in Elmhurst hospital and in bad shape. Media TakeOut reports it was a “devastating” accident, but we’re praying that’s an exaggeration. Lamar was apparently in town for his cousin’s funeral and was seriously disturbed by the events, as anyone with a heart would be. We really hope the two injured persons are not in critical condition and heal soon.

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Khloe & Lamar’s First Promo Shot’s Here… And There’s A Basketball, Obvs

So, it’s actually happening! Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom‘s reality show is all set to premiere on April 10th on E!. And if their unisex fragrance Unbreakable ad is anything to go by, the show is going to be hilarious. Wind machine’s are going to follow them around so Khloe’s hair will always (sexily?) fly around her face. They will always be half-naked. And the dialogue will be scintillating prose like, ” Soft yet powerful, strong but sensual, that perfect mix of masculine and feminine, there’s a beauty of believing that one cannot exist without the other…” We’re SO going to watch!

Khloe has also unveiled the first promotional shot of Khloe & Lamar on her Celebuzz page saying, “I’m so excited to finally be able to post the first  Khloé and Lamar promo image!!!!!! I’m thrilled with how it came out. Too cute. I love my hubby!” Love’s him enough to incorporate holding a basketball with him (heehee!) while wearing strategically placed lace in the all-important cleavage area. Check after the jump for the full image. Read more…

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Watch Khloe & Lamar’s Unintentionally (?) Hilarious Perfume Ad

It’s TheFABLife’s honor to bring you the commercial for “Unbreakable,” the gender neutral scent from Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. If this ad is for real, it’s totally bizarre and hilarious. If this ad is a wink to how ridiculous it is to have a unisex fragrance line with your husband and wrap your legs around him while you’re mostly naked and talking about how when you share a smell, you also share a soul, it’s still totally bizarre and hilarious. You didn’t think they’d stop at just creating print ads to pimp out their scent, did you?

While the fragrance is allegedly made for a man or a woman, one might also assume it’s perfect for someone who is a man and a woman. In a recent interview with Love magazine, Khloe said she’s used to being called names, saying “I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.” It truly does suck that Khloe is on the receiving end of such cruelty, but maybe her ability to relate to drag queens helped with the creation of this unisex scent. For those who tuck and those who don’t … there’s always Unbreakable.

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Khloe And Lamar Pimp Out Their Own Fragrance

This news just made us facepalm. Not that we have anything against her, but Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have a new fragrance. Correction, they’re pimping out a new unisex fragrance so you can drench yourself in the scent of their not-so-newlywed bliss. And fill their bank account with even more money so they can forge their togetherness by swimming in their collective millions.

Much like an M Night Shyamalan film, but less grizzly, it’s called Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar, just in case you haven’t been branded by their love already. How can you not be? They’re turning their marriage into a reality show. You can’t run away from it. Khloe got onto her Celebuzz page (where you can see the whole advertisement) to reveal, “…We are absolutely thrilled with how it turned out!!! We’ve both been wearing it every day since its completion and I can’t stop smelling myself LOL. People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!!!…”

Time for another facepalm. They’re launching right before Valentine’s Day. Oh no…here comes the barfing.

[Photo: Celebuzz]

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Is Khloe Kardashian Pregnant?

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Khloe Kardashian‘s new red hairdo is considered to prepwork for her new spin-off show with hubby Lamar Odom. We think she looked super at the People’s Choice Awards, even though her beige Grecian gown was too bland a color to make it to our list of the show’s Top 10 Best Dressed. Here’s the thing about the Grecian gown, though—if you’re going to go full-length glam at a show you may as well pick a style because it’s so forgiving. It hides things like, oh we don’t know, baby bumps? ‘Fess up, Khloe… are you pregnant?

This isn’t a random question, folks. Rumors have been swirling about a little Kardashian bun in the oven, as sources tell Page Six that Khloe “has been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and oversized handbags.” It’s even being suggested that the pregnancy is a premise for the spin-off show she’s going to star in, a la Kendra Wilkinson! Considering a rep for Khloe went the “no comment” route when questioned about baby K, it seems there might be some truth in the gossip. We’ll leave it to Khloe to announce it Kardashian style. By that, we mean announce it to the world, family in tow, with follow-up interviews with Kim, Kourtney, mom Kris and anyone else they can get on camera.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Kardashian Empire Expands As Khloe And Lamar Get A Spin-Off

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Kardashian lovers rejoice, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are now a spinoff! It was confirmed today that the couple will star in their own show, tentatively titled Khloe & Lamar. Just one more show about Kardashians to keep up with, right guys?

As with all other family ventures, momager Kris Jenner will act as executive producer, as will Ryan Seacrest.  Khlomar has honestly exceeded our expectations as a couple, staying together for over one whole year and making their decision to get couples-tattoos miraculously un-regrettable thus far. Hopefully having their own show won’t be their downfall! No doubt Khloe wanted additional screen time since the spin-off featuring her sisters, Kourtney & Kim Take New York, debuts this month.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Khloé And Lamar Defy The Odds By Celebrating Their One-Year Anniversary!

It seems like just yesterday that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married in a rush job wedding only one month after they met. The romance and subsequent nuptials were a boon to Vegas oddsmakers and a shock to anyone who is even slightly familiar with the boyfriend history of the Kardashian girls – in short, we never thought they’d last. And yet here we are, one whole year later, wishing these two a happy anniversary. Honestly, the odds of this couple staying together appeared even worse than the odds of Khloe meeting the president— what??! That wasn’t just some bad dream we had? What the hell??

In honor of the pair’s paper anniversary, let’s look back on them as they have been over the past year, happy, successful and with Khloé trailing Lamar everywhere they go. Mazel Tov, you crazy kids!

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Attack Of The Colognes

There’s been a void in our lives up till now, but it’s finally going to be filled. That’s because we just learned that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom are creating a unisex fragrance that will be released around Valentine’s day next year. Finally, the delicate scent of attention-seeking desperation mixed with the ever-so-subtle aroma of the Staples Center locker room will be ours.

The scent is reportedly going to be called Unbreakable, we assume as a nod to that great M. Night Shyamalan film that touched so many lives. The news broke last night when Khlomar attended the Casio Rock The World event and Odom let it slip. And then Khloé tweeted about his spilling the beans. And then we’re sure a camera crew caught her tweeting about his spilling the beans. And then a reporter was there to write it all down and publish it on the internet. Such is the Kardashian way.