by (@shalapitcher)

20 Adorable Couples Being Adorable To Get You In The Valentine’s Mood

Happy Valentine’s Day! Or not, depending on how you feel about the holiday. And listen, we know there are a lot of singletons out there who are not so pleased about how much we in the media focus on this holiday. But we can’t help it, OK? We cover divorces and breakdowns and deaths and fights all the time, and it’s really nice to have a day that’s all about the important things in life. (No, not the unveiling of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, though that’s nice too.) We just really want to escape from it all and look at Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez nuzzling each other. We would like to soak in the happiness that is Adam Lambert and Sauli Koskinen’s love, bask in Jay-Z and Beyonce’s adorable glory, shiver with delight at the perpetual hotness of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and marvel at the lasting power of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. We are hoping some of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s world-saving affection will rub off on us. And we’re even going to allow for some admiration of Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen, football loyalties aside.

But here’s some good news for you black-hearted V-day haters: The last time we did a best couples gallery, back in December, one of those couples announced their divorce a few days later. Oh, no! What have we done?!?

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by (@hallekiefer)

The Kardashians’ Holiday Card Keeps Things Festively Spooky

Nothing says “Deck The Halls” better than men’s wear, skin-tight sequins and gothic mood lighting. Not according to the Kardashians 2011 holiday card, anyway. Continuing their grand tradition of yuletide divadom, Kim Kardashian unveiled the card today, tweeting, “This year’s family Christmas card is finally here!” This year’s photo might take the cake when it comes to least jolly Season’s Greetings. Where did they shoot this thing? An haunted Grecian ruin? Check out the increasingly moody leanings of the Kardashian family Christmas cards dating back to a startlingly normal photo from 2008. You have to hand it to them, though: no one is going to be sending out anything nearly this eerie for the holidays. Well, maybe the Munsters. They wish.

[Photo: Kim Kardashian’s Blog]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Jenner Wedding Edition: Kris And Bruce Renew Their Vows

Did you know that Bruce and Kris Jenner had renewed their wedding vows? They did, earlier this spring, apparently, in Bora Bora! They re-sealed the deal on April 21 — which just so happens to be their 20th wedding anniversary — with the whole family around. Minus Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom who both couldn’t make it.

But the rest of Klan Kardashian represented and went all out, with everyone dressed in white! The ceremony was officiated by a Tahitian priest and it all went down on a serene hilltop at the Hilton Bora Bora Nui Resort and Spa. You can of course watch the episode on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, naturally. You do see how we’re trying really hard to keep the snark at bay, right? We’re suckers for romance and yeah, we’ll even applaud at vow renewals because it’s all so sweet. But to use everything you got and more all for a TV show, just riles us up. And we’ve made our distaste for Kris quite clear in the past. But this is a ‘happy’ occasion, so we’re just going to grit our teeth this time and say, ‘Congratulations’. That’s how well behaved we are.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Lamar Odom’s Car Accident Claims Life Of A 15 Year Old Boy

Just yesterday, we reported how Lamar Odom was involved in an accident that left two people seriously injured. While Odom himself — he wasn’t driving — was left unscathed, a motocyclist and a bystander were hit ad taken to hospital in pretty bad condition. Unfortunately, the bystander, a 15 year old boy, died because of the injuries sustained sustained from the crash.

Lamar’s rented car was in the Queens neighborhood when the driver got into an accident with a motorcyclist, which rammed into the boy. He was rushed to hospital because of major head injuries and emergency surgery was performed. It’s just awful that he couldn’t be saved and passed away the following day. The boys funeral took place yesterday. Our sincere prayers go out to his family. Lamar was in town to attend a cousin’s funeral and is reportedly devastated about the boy’s death.

by (@missmuttoo)

Lamar Odom Involved In A Serious Car Accident

Lamar Odom had a pretty nasty car accident on Saturday in New York. Fortunately he wasn’t injured, but the bad news is that the other party involved had it quite bad. TMZ reports that Lamar was in a car in Queens (he wasn’t driving) which slammed into a motorcyclist and a 15-year-old boy, who are both in Elmhurst hospital and in bad shape. Media TakeOut reports it was a “devastating” accident, but we’re praying that’s an exaggeration. Lamar was apparently in town for his cousin’s funeral and was seriously disturbed by the events, as anyone with a heart would be. We really hope the two injured persons are not in critical condition and heal soon.

by (@missmuttoo)

Khloe & Lamar’s First Promo Shot’s Here… And There’s A Basketball, Obvs

So, it’s actually happening! Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom‘s reality show is all set to premiere on April 10th on E!. And if their unisex fragrance Unbreakable ad is anything to go by, the show is going to be hilarious. Wind machine’s are going to follow them around so Khloe’s hair will always (sexily?) fly around her face. They will always be half-naked. And the dialogue will be scintillating prose like, ” Soft yet powerful, strong but sensual, that perfect mix of masculine and feminine, there’s a beauty of believing that one cannot exist without the other…” We’re SO going to watch!

Khloe has also unveiled the first promotional shot of Khloe & Lamar on her Celebuzz page saying, “I’m so excited to finally be able to post the first  Khloé and Lamar promo image!!!!!! I’m thrilled with how it came out. Too cute. I love my hubby!” Love’s him enough to incorporate holding a basketball with him (heehee!) while wearing strategically placed lace in the all-important cleavage area. Check after the jump for the full image. Read more…


Watch Khloe & Lamar’s Unintentionally (?) Hilarious Perfume Ad

It’s TheFABLife’s honor to bring you the commercial for “Unbreakable,” the gender neutral scent from Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. If this ad is for real, it’s totally bizarre and hilarious. If this ad is a wink to how ridiculous it is to have a unisex fragrance line with your husband and wrap your legs around him while you’re mostly naked and talking about how when you share a smell, you also share a soul, it’s still totally bizarre and hilarious. You didn’t think they’d stop at just creating print ads to pimp out their scent, did you?

While the fragrance is allegedly made for a man or a woman, one might also assume it’s perfect for someone who is a man and a woman. In a recent interview with Love magazine, Khloe said she’s used to being called names, saying “I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.” It truly does suck that Khloe is on the receiving end of such cruelty, but maybe her ability to relate to drag queens helped with the creation of this unisex scent. For those who tuck and those who don’t … there’s always Unbreakable.

by (@missmuttoo)

Khloe And Lamar Pimp Out Their Own Fragrance

This news just made us facepalm. Not that we have anything against her, but Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have a new fragrance. Correction, they’re pimping out a new unisex fragrance so you can drench yourself in the scent of their not-so-newlywed bliss. And fill their bank account with even more money so they can forge their togetherness by swimming in their collective millions.

Much like an M Night Shyamalan film, but less grizzly, it’s called Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar, just in case you haven’t been branded by their love already. How can you not be? They’re turning their marriage into a reality show. You can’t run away from it. Khloe got onto her Celebuzz page (where you can see the whole advertisement) to reveal, “…We are absolutely thrilled with how it turned out!!! We’ve both been wearing it every day since its completion and I can’t stop smelling myself LOL. People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!!!…”

Time for another facepalm. They’re launching right before Valentine’s Day. Oh no…here comes the barfing.

[Photo: Celebuzz]

by (@missmuttoo)

Is Khloe Kardashian Pregnant?

Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian‘s new red hairdo is considered to prepwork for her new spin-off show with hubby Lamar Odom. We think she looked super at the People’s Choice Awards, even though her beige Grecian gown was too bland a color to make it to our list of the show’s Top 10 Best Dressed. Here’s the thing about the Grecian gown, though—if you’re going to go full-length glam at a show you may as well pick a style because it’s so forgiving. It hides things like, oh we don’t know, baby bumps? ‘Fess up, Khloe… are you pregnant?

This isn’t a random question, folks. Rumors have been swirling about a little Kardashian bun in the oven, as sources tell Page Six that Khloe “has been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and oversized handbags.” It’s even being suggested that the pregnancy is a premise for the spin-off show she’s going to star in, a la Kendra Wilkinson! Considering a rep for Khloe went the “no comment” route when questioned about baby K, it seems there might be some truth in the gossip. We’ll leave it to Khloe to announce it Kardashian style. By that, we mean announce it to the world, family in tow, with follow-up interviews with Kim, Kourtney, mom Kris and anyone else they can get on camera.

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Kardashian Empire Expands As Khloe And Lamar Get A Spin-Off


Kardashian lovers rejoice, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are now a spinoff! It was confirmed today that the couple will star in their own show, tentatively titled Khloe & Lamar. Just one more show about Kardashians to keep up with, right guys?

As with all other family ventures, momager Kris Jenner will act as executive producer, as will Ryan Seacrest.  Khlomar has honestly exceeded our expectations as a couple, staying together for over one whole year and making their decision to get couples-tattoos miraculously un-regrettable thus far. Hopefully having their own show won’t be their downfall! No doubt Khloe wanted additional screen time since the spin-off featuring her sisters, Kourtney & Kim Take New York, debuts this month.

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